Post what usually happens 5 minutes after meeting an American in your country

Post what usually happens 5 minutes after meeting an American in your country...

>he tries some peruvian food
>shits himself

overprice

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Sauce?

There is already 5 girls looking at his pants

>le shitposting thai flag

>why are the australians saying mean things to me
>why did he call me a 'cunt' that's rude
>why isn't anyone wearing a hat
>it's too hot
>it's too expensive
>i wish i was home right now
>i think i'm going to cry

it's probably a neckbeard too.

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sound like New Englanders

that's an interesting illustration of an atomic explosion

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>oh wow amajing *ka click*
>mmm.. okay
>nothing
>face turns red and sweaty
>*whining* *stomp feet*
>wanna go home

>get shot

We touch our guns together

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>Memphis, TN

>meet american
>he gets shot

Such is life as a burger.

what hospital did sihks blow up?

>not being an ignorant racist

Do you even know how to /pol?

bridge of spies

Post more gif thaicuck

Pretty much.

>Texas
Girls drop their panties at the sound of my accent.

>thailand
thought pic related was japan because usually the thais have dicks

>wait why didn't nobody tell me that it's winter here
>do you like my flower shirt?
>where can I eat traditional mexican food?
>where is machu pichu?

He gets shot

how do you know she doesnt?

for money or dicks?

he gets shoot, raped and kidnapped
american boipussy is really on demand here

That's a weird way to spell retirees.

As an American, this question gives me pause.

Last time I met a stranger was buying a box of cookies at the grocery store. In fact, nearly all my interactions with strangers are low-level capitalist exchanges.

Huh.

I know the age of consent is 12 in a couple border states.

Are these areas just crawling with white pedos?

>only sikhs wear turbans

Both

Yeah

new englanders are the hardest niggers in the country

the rest of the USA has no concept of bantz and will get offended if you try to banter with them