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king and country edition

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bart

more like high lol

Kyary

everyone's in here lads

whos this gay

DETROIT HOOD AT NIGHT

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FOY

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good post
>tfw the nearest city she plays is 7 hour drive, or 5 hour train ride

Meet me at the summit of the old man of coniston if you want to get banged

watch the video mate. the ending is great

safari live is on

Not an excuse

literally autism

hahahahahaha

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DETROIT REPRESENT

I know.
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watching interstellar for the first time
much better than I thought.

7 hours is like cornwall to norfolk m8

you watch it too? it's surprisingly entertaining

TIME is a flat circle

fucking lol at those hookers and that guy getting hit by the car

looks like gta

what did he mean by this

I drove seven hours literally yesterday mate

love

MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

god i loved this season so much. wish i could re-watch it again for the first time

maybe my favorite season of any show

doing a cheeky prostate stimulate

Nervous about my uni resit results lads. They're the very last thing I need to get out the way before graduating 2bh

>Season
>Being American

Fuck offffffffff

>you watch it too?
Not usually at this time (5am)

>surprisingly entertaining
Yeah, I prefer these live streams over most documentaries

its an american show you pissant

I always get shit because I say 'I guess', 'I suppose', 'maybe', or 'perhaps' when someone asks me something I don't know the answer to. They want a definite answer where there is none

Bit fed up desu

>'american'
Fuck OFF?!??!!?!!!!?

20 year old male and 5,7" tall.
New girl moved to my town, so I decided to get to know her. Close to the first thing she says when I visit her is "Thought you were taller.". I take it as a joke and continue on.
Later she mentions a friend of mine and that he's "taller than you" which I respond with "I'm not short, he's just very tall". I get this back "No, you are pretty short for a guy". This time I get angry and say "Okay, i don't like you commenting on my height anymore, so I'll be leaving" I didn't even get a sorry as I left. Sad thing is that she's a very attractive girl, and we had lots of things in common, but obviously my height was a problem for her.
Now a couple days later I've become way to self conscious about my height, which I've never been before. Im a very carefree and happy guy but those comments continue to stick in my head and bother me, making me lose focus on my work.

*grabs scalpel*
*grabs your foreskin*

TIME TO JOIN US

>>'armenian'
>Fuck OFF?!??!!?!!!!?

stop being a pussy

shutup manlet

This way American friends!

OPEN WIDE, IT'S BURGER TIME OLIVER. SAY GOODBYE EU HELLO AIRSTRIP ONE

in euro truck simulator?

we're all in here

Nigger please, eat some cheese

>resit
Absolutely howling la

official JF thread

FOY

new fit lads. going to germany next week

cried a little when he gets home and wakes up in hospital

making an arrangement

have another mouth wound

bit the inside of my lip twice the other day

now it's getting infected or something

it hurts bad

Timothy James Byrne here flat spracken house Marlow my rented flat

gargle salt water lad

dumb frogposter

come on in JF

why do you hate women

got swooped by a bat last night

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Are you okay?

cried A LOT when he met his old daughter

porque soy curioso

yes, i heard they carry disease though

Fuck off its called the m6

I'm here if you need to talk about it x

>tfw thailad will never comfort you and then give you a handjob

T day in 12 days lads

>tfw moderator of /r/short, foreveralone, and sanctionedsuicide

*alerts authorities*

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thailad have you ever put a penis in or near your mouth

>he doesnt have a life outside the internet

i had a penis in my mouth once

really?
*turns away and continues conversing with thailad*

*taps you on the shoulder*

no really i did, and i'm more than willing to have another one in there cowboy

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Uh.. I'll give you lads some privacy.
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

Tried your own?

*finally pulls butt plug out of arsehole*

right then, that was a good time.

hahaha do not be bad

suck my cock, aussie, please

black bf is coming around to fuck my little pink fanny

They will never steal our islands

umm, i only suck circumcised cocks, sorry

FUCK

*clears throat*

still have this massive cyst on my face and it's only growing. I don't want to pay 100 fucking dollars at the dermatologist to get it removed though

>tfw seeing the new gameplay of bannerlord

cracking a chub lads

>things going well so far with this girl
>wants to get together
>says she has no money or car and can't get to Toronto to meet
>wants me to come all the way to Hamilton.

ehhhhhhh, idk guys. I don't live in Toronto btw, its just a convenient meeting spot because transit is easy.

also I've never driven on the highway for very long before, idk what to do or when to get off.

lance and drain it

>Long distance relationships

terrible idea

update pic. it's going to consume me

She says she wants to come to Toronto

She wanna come to the six side

stand very still.. I got this.

thailad i would love to undress you and kiss your body

shoot it off

At least buy me dinner first

What is Google maps?

not really LONG distance, only about an hour drive depending on traffic
its just a huge pain in the ass and Hamilton is shit.

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