Be American

>be American
>microwave water for tea

We also use the microwave to make the best bacon. You'd be surprised at what a good ol 'wave can do

i will mow you cock suckers down like grass the next time you talk shit about how i make my tea. if we really wanted to make a point we'd just throw it into a harbor and drink it

I-I-I do that, what's the problem?

it's much more convenient than a bonfire

>unironically using a microwave for anything
>even owning a microwave

Problem

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saatan

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It activates the water, you fucking neanderthal.

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>American
>Tea
Tea belongs in the ocean faggot

why didn't they just steal the tea and then sell it off and keep all the profits

jesus fuck use paper towels if your microwaving bacon

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It's literally no different from using that gay water steam contraption

Chaika a cute! :3

ahaha it's so funny because it's mundane! epic bantzz my lad.

>be American
>microwave water for tea
>go to room
>leave shoes on
>timer stops
>dad gets alerted
>get shot
>shit yourself
>Charged $20,000 for Ambulance + tip

microwaving water is literally what microwaves were designed to do
They only work because they heat up the water inside the food

>microwaving water

This meme needs to die. I have actually, factually never done that in my entire life

This 2bh. It was protesting what was seen as an unjust tax.

>never done that in my entire life
Then you're not American, you need to go back

communist mexican royalist

>be American
>live in a house made of cardboard and plastic

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. It doesn't affect the taste. Actually, it's better that way. For example when you are making green tea temperature should be 70-80celcius. With microwave you can easily find perfect sweet spot. (usually 1,5 minutes)

Can you also make an icecube sandwich in a microwave?

Hit a nerve?

>be Microwave
>american water for tea

I used to be a really, really heavy smoker and I often did weird shit just to get cigarettes or something to light them up.

One of the weirdest things I did was put a piece of kitchen paper towel in it, nuke it for like 10 minutes and stare at it to see if it caught fire, which it did around the 6 minute mark. I used that fire to light my cigarette.

I had no matches, no gas, no lighter, no spark stove. It was late night and I had just moved into that apartment. All I had was my microwave.

His post was dumb but still a lot better than your mad turd of a post.

Lololllloooool EPIC EPIC AHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOL BAAANTS AHAHHAHAHAH WOW! YIKES! AHAHAHAHA :) :) :)

fucking drug addict, the entire apartment could've catched fire just because you wanted a little high

The old light bulbs get very hot after some time.
I used them to light my cigarettes.

Sad that they are forbidden now.

Based funland

Is this a thing? I actually just use a teapot.

You wear your shoes in your room?
Filthy mouth-breather.

Would you like to see pictures of one of your former comrades gawking at an American grocery store? A shitty one at that.

What the fuck is a Celsius, my dear Fin.

Microwave water for tea? I wouldn't want my tea to get soggy.