/balt/ + /ausnz/

BBQ edition

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Daily reminder that weebs are pedophiles.

bit racist

Is working at Coles the best job in the world?
>flexible work hours
>lots of variety in positions
>good pay
>stress free work
>no pressure to finish by a deadline

I'd be pretty happy doing this, desu. Just a shame it's so hard to get a job at one.

test

What about Woolies?

Woolies are suffering massive (record) losses ever since they opened Masters. They're closing something like 50 woolies stores across Australia and slashing 800 jobs. So they won't be hiring anytime soon.

fuck off you're not even the real /balt/+/ausnz/, wasted my time

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The Baltic people are mine.

Why is today going by so slowly...... I just want it to be the weekend already!

What did he mean by this?

What did they mean by this?

my brother got a job in woolworths and didnt like it and left after a couple of months. then got a job in a book store. apparently the bosses rushed him constantly telling him to stack shelve faster and he didnt like taking their shit.

dem 5heads

hope am dead soon

Don't think that

Thanks

how you gonna stop me big boy

i'll think of a way haha thanks

>you will never have this much fun

i feel like aldi would be better to work at

They r exploiting my autism for their benefit. REEEEEEEEEEE

Where are the jobs for people who don't like sunlight or human contact

Work as a miner

or hard labour

I shall secure a future for the Baltic people.

Thanks

Hello is this thread?

Thanks

Nice meme

>be thread
>get bump'd

thanks

When Trump loses, the Sup Forums tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million Sup Forums tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged election. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who lost to the first WOMAN president. The entire nation KNOWS that Hillary is a literal criminal, that she's practically bathed in the blood of 4 dead Americans, intimidated Bill's rape victims into silence, and her administration will surely be mired in constant scandals and ethical breaches. But all this only drives home just how little the American people think of Trump. After all her bullshit, her crimes, her lies, they STILL see Hillary as being superior to Trump. When the denizens of Sup Forums come to this realization, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

thanks

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did not read

repeating, did NOT red this post

aldi actually pays really good. literally close to $30 an hour. its really hard to get a job there.

makes me ponder

I'm not afraid

shed have more fun if she stuffed one in her arse and one in her cunt desu.

to take a stand?

What is aldi?

walmart of germany

ur mum's vagoo

hmm whats the average salary in Australia? and how much does the rent cost? how much money goes on the bills and how much money goes on the food?

Thanks

a german supermarket chain thats spread its aids to australia.

Apparently Costco is brilliant.

Legit considered leaving my white collar desk job for them.

>and how much does the rent cost? how much money goes on the bills and how much money goes on the food?

i live with my parents so zero money goes to rent and bills and if i eat at home, to food.

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people in Adelaide uironically fucking lined up for aldi when it opened

absolute mind number

i wouldnt shop there. its products are shit. its all hype.

It seems like you need more immigrants, you're living too well.

i know ae

there's a reason why their stock is cheap

anyone reading d&d books

Pay is good
tax is European levels, but we get similar healthcare and stuff
Housing is stupid expensive in cities, cheap in countryside but everyone in the country is unemployed and on meth.
Food is really cheap at aldi

better than the shit at woolies

>better than the shit at woolies

why do you say that?

BBQ'd some lamb chops last night tbqh lads

Shut up nerd

im feeling tired haha

t. chad

goodnight haha

Cost of living is very high in Australia and we have the second most expensive housing prices in the world. We make up for it by having as far as I know the highest minimum wage in the world. You could go and work at macca's and make enough money to get by comfortably.

the woolies near me always has rotten veggies

the woolies near me always has deathcaps

xd

I held a hand of my crush once, it was amazing

no female contact since that

Played a lot of 3.5, tried 4th edition which was pretty ghey then we went to pathfinder which we played a lot of. After that I dropped out of the group and as far as I know they're still playing.

How much do male prostitutes earn?

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nice.

The Big W near me always sells Salvia plants. I've been tempted.

I was once forced to dance with one, but it was only hand contact too. She seemed to be happy though, but maybe faked it.

What???
What is this question, is there some hidden agenda???

I'm not sure tbqh. Probably a lot since prostitution is legal and regulated. A mate of mine prostituted himself on the sly once, advertised it in the newspaper. Some dude paid him to fuck his ugly wife while he watched. I don't think he made very much money and he said he felt disgusting and never did it again.

thats shit. near me (sydney, inner west) coles, woolworths and aldi are all about the same in quality.

It's called gigolo.

what are DEATHCAPS?

A cap which is of death

I'm like, really lonely, guys.

>Everyone I'm interested in is either taken or interested in someone else.

Hold me.

no its called the fancy pants gawking mouth breather the illuminated

lol

This is in Canberra, I just don't bother with woolies anymore Aldi and Coles are so much better in quality and price it's not even funny.

once i put the penis in a vagina. it felt warm and silky.

become interesting yourself?

Fuck you.

/balk/, how do I relief my carpal tunnel syndrome?

Have u tried bovril?

>always sells Salvia plants.

whats SALVIA PLANTS?

The plants excrete saliva

>Be me
>2nd grade
>Somehow get girlfriend
>Hold her hand during roll call
>Teacher notices
>Tells us to come to the front of class and then proceeds to scold us in front on everyone
>Don't talk to another girl for years

Why do teachers do this?

Why is there Gay written under Estonian flag?

thanks

Okay, I'm sorry.

thats really retarded, must have been some uber religious prude innit

do you still know the girl?

all of which was me

*holds you but reaches out and touches you on the penis*

> /balt/

>The plants excrete saliva

whats SALVIA?

I don't know