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macaroni with the wrong type of noodle edition

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paki with the wrong gender edition

>french toast
>not eggy fried bread

I wish the French would stop appropriating MY breakky food.

>noodle

now you've done it FOY

good thread so far

I believe I'll be happier as a trans-woman who can't pass than continuing to pretend that I'm a man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my dingaling needs to be sucked

Stop stealing my gay posting agenda you Aussie rural inhabitant.

You know, cartons with gender swapping and stuff

I could just go for some eggy bread

I'd be happier if you jet vanished from the face of the Earth, but we can't all get what we want, m8

First for BOIPUCCI

Your post about how you would dress up in girl's clothing as a kid was illuminating. All of the research on trans says childhood exposure to the experiences (even as a joke at a party or something) sows the seeds for mental wreckage.

How come you're not gay you think?

Pasta is a type of noodle

why are you here?

go to your own general

i just popped a pill i cant control myself

morning lads

korean pop

>gherkin is a design icon

>How come you're not gay you think?
I was never really attracted to either gender until I started taking AA

*prances in circles around you*

alright flux

Doubt having a fascination with swapping gender means your mentally a women. Don't really think a person being mentally a women is possibly.

why am I telling a paki transvestite to kill himself on a friday night lads

fuck sakes

>Friday night
>it's literally 10.26am

alri

Will becoming a tranny help you get Polish girls? I feel like most of them would like you even less at that point

australia's 9 hours ahead

would you like to be my gf?

Haha I have no general I am a man without identity I am a man without a name I am the bringer of shit and boipucci

>Polish girls
mongrels

very fascinating

can you point me towards this research?

Misha Cross is pretty hot. She's got a real nice butthole, 2bh

if i fly to germany later do you fancy letting me stay at your house

we can do german things together

Thai pop

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For the millionth fucking time

I'm on HRT, that means I'm transgender, not a transvestite

It was a childhood interest though

Might help me get friends

I plan on dating most of /brit/ and /britfeel/

alri porn addict

off to prague soon lads

going to be neck deep in fanny

going clubbing tonight lads

Is thaipop the next big thing after k-pop?

>porn addict

Does knowing the names if movie stars make me a movie addict?

Stop replying to it

found an unexploded WWII sea mine in the gf's fanny

im a tourist bruv

alri smegheads

haha you're going but you don't enjoy it!! I get it!!

No

How do I actually go about getting an East Asian girlfriend lads??

poleaboo is alri desu

imagine being a transvestite (haram) yet vehemently defending the values of Islam when challenged

beggar's belief

Reported for smuggling explosives for the so-called 'ISIS'

...

>you could realistically go and have sex with poleaboo

ah such is the life of a mancunian like myself.

LEDDUH WUHZ
BIGGIN

>I plan on dating most of /brit/ and /britfeel/

No you don't. You're autistic.

Unironically becoming a porn addict I think lads. Seeing as I don't have much else to do I spend hours looking at it and collecting pictures.

all the cycling waifus have hairy, sweaty muffs

Move to East Asia

lads when is scrapheap challenge coming back after the booming success of robutt wars

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>I plan on dating most of /brit/ and /britfeel/

Coz that's not going to end in your death/humiliation/arrest/sectioning/regular trolling to tears.

Great plan.

no mate i do get it!

you're different from everyone else, you're better than them so you post pictures about it on /brit/!!

open L'image-temps instead

proper job haha

At least I won't be lonely anymore and there's a chance I'll find a bf

???

prada shades on my face hide my soulless eyes

stop replying to it you idiots

They don't plan on dating you, you horrid little mug

Deleuze book. your third eye will evolve as you open it

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No. You're literally autistic.

gf just sent me this pic

Giving up porn and alcohol for a month to see if it improves my non-existent libido at all

Would bf you and fly you to the states if you'd stop trying to be a women aha

I might be able to fuck a trap or really fem boy if I was drunk, horny, and lonely enough

Half of the world's population are female. Real cute females who you can marry and have kids and a family with.
So why the fuck would anyone even consider touching pakipoo, the fat Islamic transvestite?

it's alright, you go to the clubs even though you don't want to, and you spend the entire team hating it but you still go

i get it mate, it says so here in your post well done on your a-levels x

I've already had loads of interest

impressive thread so far

>tfw Seaside Mark hasn't uploaded in a week

You could find friends in real life at Church you know. People who would accept you and help you. You could then through psychiatry to help with your mental issues.

Going down the path of a lifetime of hormones/surgery/cosmetic enhancement is a mistake.

hello?

>you can marry and have kids and a family with.
YOU can't

packing in /brit/ posting for.. GOOD

*contemplates becoming a meme for a living*

need some ideas though

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having a shower now

>lifetime of
statistically, I'll probably kill myself

Well you're already a walking talking runt

How do you make money from it?

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I wouldn't, but I could probably just go up to poleaboo and ask to fuck in up the butt and he'd let me. 99% of women wouldb't let me do that

4,3,5,1,2

>At least I won't be lonely anymore

how do you figure this? you're an ugly paki rapist who's about to be sent down. Now, you're some sort of mutant chimera with flabby puffy nipples that resemble moobs more than tits

you ain't got a hope in hell

Haha no. You wouldn't understand. Have fun playing Overwatch tonight, lad.

my job is supposed to be standard minimum wage spreadsheet office shit

boss is forcing me to help a 60-odd year old Romanian bloke who speaks 2 words of English and has no teeth build a bathroom wall

i literally cannot understand a word he is saying

just end my fuckin life f.am

Quite enjoying some of this noncepop and thai females are a bit more attractive than plastic koreans