Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and Engrish. Take it easy!

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First for Sweden!

second for 乙

みんな、死なないでね


なぜかドラゴンボールのOPがつづくな

なんで?

SUMIMASENDESHITA

ハイパー乙

同じ人が建ててるからだろう
テンプレの文言もEnglish→Engrishに変えられてる
このこだわりは間違いなくtark

Knight→ないと

私は英語を諦めた

i fixd japan!

all swedes would immediately die from the heat

>日本の隣国はアフリカの国が欲しい

The K is silent, like the W in wrestling you fucking retarded jap.

no. go back to where you belong.

and chinese immigration

It's ok they are black right now.

Not benis

天ぷら→tempura
I gave up on japanese

but you still took time to explain it.
you are a nice person. i know.

地震大国スヱーデン

「クニグト」と思ったのかw

いや、お前は死んでもいい

死ぬんだよ!俺たちはみんなここで死ぬんだよ!

日本列島がでっかいウンコしているみたいや…

日本語スレのみんな…今までありがとう…(´・ω・`)ボクハシアワセデシタ

太平洋側に、何か追加しよう

hola!→オラ
スペイン語を諦めた

何か妙案があれば・・・

thetruesize.com/

W = (^o^)
emotion sineだよ
Kの沈黙とは関係ないよ!!

>オラ
てめーはスペイン語を怒らせた

初めて見た時はそうだな!!

つーか、ローマ字が諸悪の根源だよな
アルファベットを使う言語でローマ字読みして通じる言語なんてないんじゃないの
フランス語なんてローマ字読みでは絶対に通じない

(´・ω・`)

no.

これ

so?

hahaha, くないぐはて

なんか
最近のドラゴンボールのテザインがなじめない
な、わけがない
天麩羅
そのオランダ語から来ているということだけ
tomatoは日本語ではトマト
というか
ポルトガル語の bundaがいい
ブンダ ブンダ
イタリア語
というか
ラテン語は近いらしいが
知らん

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/04/gay-syrian-refugee-found-beheaded-in-istanbul-amid-concerns-turk/
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/transgender-womans-mutilated-body-found-8638180
next?

why are you concerned?
you are okay in France.

DOUSHITANO?KINIURUNA

what is the general view of christianity in japan?
Is it considered a gaijin thing? Are japanese who convert to christianity disowned because of burial stuff?

なあなあ
何故、culoを検索すると男のケツなの

Things that make you hmmm.
stuff.co.nz/world/europe/83292463/young-british-man-george-low-stabbed-to-death-in-cyprus-for-urinating-in-public

I have a question. Why do women love themselves so much?
for example, men who like anime is take pictures of plastic figures, on the other hand women like anime take pictures of themselves with cosplay. why it is?

Women are much more attention seeking in general. They care more about their outwards appearance than men (which is why women use makeup to impress each other)

多文化主義は素晴らしいじゃない, もっと難民が欲しい

I'm talking about anzu

...

fucking ugly

>culo
おい、おいぃ!
ここは青いぼーだなんだぜ

"She' is starting to look like a boi

Nice rug.

I have a friend who is christian
But he is not religious at all like other Japanese
He is Japanese after all

So you want her dead...?

>多文化主義

black*white=black
brown*white=brown
yellow*white=yellow
black*brown*yellow=black

How do you even manage to fuck your hair up this badly at her age

日本のクリスチャンほど酷い連中はない

She's a sniper target everywhere she goes in Turkey
They would kill her for less than that

はあ

...

創価学会?顕正会?天理教?

She might as well apply for refugee in Japan then.

I thought it was a wig but I guess her real her could actually look like that after dyeing it every new anime season

ゴーストバスターズ見てるけど、この時代のアメリカン絶望的にダサいな
特に女の髪型が酷い

>dyeing it every new anime season
would do that with jojo for every new episode

90年代生まれおる?
ノストラダムス覚えとるかー?

お前はセクシストだぞ!

夢でノストラダムスとセックスしたわ
なぜかミッシェルって呼んでた

liveleak.com/view?i=521_1471562818
what's up with chinese women?

うるせーばーかばーか

これと
youtube.com/watch?v=RK4lN7pr8C8
ゲーセンのシューティングは知ってる

お前はこんな髪型の女とセックス出来る?
俺は嫌だ

セクシーな足をポストしてね

どうぞ

this is one example why this myth about these "docile asian women" is bullshit, they'll go berserk on you if you cheat on them

>セクシー

...

セクシーな中足ならあります

そ、そうか…

...

に、人間のをくださいね
人間女性、冴え渡る

しょうがないな

Chinese women in particular... I've heard crazy stories.

...

まったく・・・

...

lol watta buttface amirite

仕方ないにゃ~

あの時代は男も大体そんな髪型しとったやろ
youtu.be/KE5GGMhmo-M

I can still feel the sunburn everytime I see this pic

女性じゃねーぞ
(-`ω´-メ)o!

ようデブ

ドロシーは女ややろ(-"-)

It's not a wig, she just has notoriously shit hair, that's all thin and lifeless. She does often wear wigs though.

It's her only flaw.

踏み 踏み

who knows?
I don't know what you're talking about..F

Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name youtu.be/KrZHPOeOxQQ

I wish I could wear make up and look leaps and bounds better

mfw she will be bald and forced to wear her anime wig for her whole life or wear hijab like a good submissive women