Woah...so this...is...the power...of...german...cuisine

Woah...so this...is...the power...of...german...cuisine......

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well at least it's better than italian cuisine

go back to your Fosters and hotdogs on white bread Brucey.

Those wieners look delicious if you ask me pham

yeah, and it unironically is fucking delicious.

I'd eat it

I tell you one good thing about sausages; If you can't eat them all at once, you can always pop one in your butt for later snacking ;^)

Auscunt you an autist? Trying to make a funny about brauts and german beer? You succeeded in your joke like every time your nation plays the kiwis in any form of rugby.

Beer at 5% or more in your opinion ?

when I see this I can immediately taste the sauerkraut perfectly synergizing with the sauce... I'm so hungry right now...

looks good tbqh

>Fosters...

>hotdogs...

No. Just no.

Can't beat the eternal sanga!

>anglo cuisine

Anything

>sausages

Me too pham, I want to eat some German weiners

>sausage, sauerkraut and potatoes
I don't see anything wrong with it desu

There is nothing wrong with it. Good old German cooking, both nourishing and tasty.

In fact it makes me crave a good Elzasser sauerkraut 'n sausages (Alsace choukrout) dish.

kys hippie lanklet

tfw it was straya's plan to make everybody hungry all along

For Anglos, German cuisine must feel like top cuisine.

this food is god-tier
when I visited Germany I tried it with pretty low expectasions and I still cant reproduce it from hungarian ingredinets
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in Budapest there are gyros shops at every corner but not one single place where I could eat currywurst.
why is life so cruel?

German food & beer agrees with me. Satisfying & comfy af.

Why do they cook the sausages in so much brine and sauce.

Looks kinda strang to pack that much different (hot) sausage together, but would eat/10.

>tfw just fucking kebab places everywhere, the ONLY food you can get if you are out to drink
>tfw there is a currywurst place now
>tfw it is ALWAYS fucking packed with people, even at 4 in the morning
>tfw they sell so much that they in now time bought 2 food trucks and even sell their sauce bottled
>tfw T*rks btfo

Delicious Bavarian cuisine.

Rest of Germany can fuck off.

Look who's talking.

Spent 4 months on an exchange in München and I have to say that traditional Bavarian cuisine is shit

That sounds pretty gay desu

We don't cook it, we grill/pan-fry it.

isn't that swabian?

>Kässpätzle
>Bavarian

They come from BaWü, actually.

hessen reporting in!

It's called a *brat*wurst m8 - pan-fried sausage, not cooked

what's so gay about eating a wiener? lol

This is now a german food thread.
Fuck the aussie!

Bratwurst-Röslein ist sehr lecker.

of course fritzs specifically created food that looks like nigger dicks

...

Not bad my Chatti bloodrelative.

Can I interest you in some cooking from the westernmost germanic regions? Pic related is "hutsepot met worst", simple but delicious, especially in wintertime. Best served with strong brown beer.

groundbreaking post

mario, why-a you trolling on Sup Forums? don'ta you hava pizza to bake?

Looks great desu

Austrians are germans in denial

looks nice, flemish bruder. How strong exactly is your brown beer?

vesper>lunch>breakfast

>well at least it's better than italian cuisine
What did he mean by this

one spaghetti with ketchup, please.

please send, I'm starving

meh

pizza is better than anything that ever came out of cuckmany

currywurst is so overrated, I don't know why people rave about it so much. it's just shitty unhealthy america tier junk food.

first you Anschluss, then we send!

;^) butthürt Ausländers in our thread

Your food is always the same. It's usually made out of flour, tomatoe sauce, cheese and a random extra ingredient.

That's what it's supposed to be. It's not supposed to be high class cuisine.

I don't see the problem

Further west is not always bad.

Bisschen Tourimäßig. Aber jo, erst letztes WE wieder 3 im Weckla mitgenommen da.

>well at least it's better than italian cuisine

MDR les nazis d'abord ils vont aux chiottes après ils passent à table

3615 cassés, ramassez vos dents les schleus mdr

There is actual bad german food and OP chose something delicious instead. Is this the power of Australian shitposting?

that is LITERALLY what it's supposed to be and everybody who eats it is expecting it to be

W-what are you talking about?

Yeah so I don't understand why people rave about it like it's so amazing.

Well, why do they do with burgers, döner, pizza...?

>For Anglos, German

>ctl+f
>no Metka

Because a burger/kebab/pizza can actually be delicious and have interesting flavours. Currywurst is simple as fuck.

why do you fags like sausages?
its literally made out of wastes of butchery
very low quality meat

sauerkraut is shit

Poland truly is Germanic.

mehmed pls

wwwwwww

Was there butthurt about madhomet from pig meat?

>Currywurst is simple as fuck.

It can be. Like all the other fastfoods. I mean come on, a Pizza is literally bread with tomato and cheese. How fancy is that?

currywurst is even for a fast food low tier.

hey op what do you think about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=qJe3cdM7f1c

Pretty sure most sandpeople don't even now what Mett is...

>this Pole cowtowing to the Fritzes

Typical wily Pole....remember when the Poles helped out the Germans in 1940 with their Polish Death Camps For Jews? The Poles suddenly didn't seem so funny then!

But real pizza has skill and craftsmanship involved in the process, and if the ingredients are of high quality it truly is one of the best flavours on earth. Currywurst is just shitty steamed weiners drowned in a base curry sauce and standard fries. It's extremely unhealthy and not particularly inventive, yet I meet so many people who visit Berlin and don't shut up about it. I guess it's one of those hipster things I'll never understand.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_dishes
Ah yes...

VB and sausages desu

I generally like German cuisine, but..
>travel trough Austria and Germany
>not a single veggie with any dish (potato is not a veggie)
>potato salad with every dish
>after a week get really tired of the fucking snot salad that's served with everything
At least Germany has proper bread like we do.

Best bread I had was in Finland and Sweden though.

They are the really masters of dough

Weiners of Austrian. Weiner means from vienna

what? our bread is fucking awful if you're not counting rye bread or crisp bread

In Austria I liked to fuel my belly with Tiroler Gröstl.

shut up idiot

rude

>Stand in supermarket line
>Germans behind me
>they were complaining about foreigners creating long lines

I have a theory that the amount of sausages I was forces to consume as a child is a part of the reason I'm full homo

Putting something so phallic in your mouth so often must surely have long-term psychological effects right?

>they were complaining about foreigners creating long lines
doubt it.

if you didn't spend at least 20% of your childhood at bunnings/football/school sausage sizzles you're a homo, so that logic doesn't fly

do you like platypusses

they're alright, I've never seen a wild one though

Why has that sausage been cut to resemble the glans of benis? :DD

look how adorable they are
youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8

>just shitty steamed weiners

They are proof that god exists