You have 10 seconds to act as Irish as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as Irish as possible.

...

*hunger strikes*

*starves*

* moves to Boston *

*eats potato*

*loses land*

*puts bomb into trashcan*

that's a little ambitious there

*blames Britain for everything*

*goes to nandos*

I like black PENIS a LOT

*drop potato and starve*

>parish priest rapes all 8 of your children
>still bake cookies for the priest so the church doesn't sue

*starves*

*doesn't fish*

*beat up some 12 y/o with a hand of ulster flag on her backpack*

*then find out where she lives and shoot her dad*

*Defeats the tyrannical British empire*

kek

*import millions of somalians because the pope says so*

*Let Jamal give my wife a good dicking while I watch and wank because my black master told me so*

Ftfy

Ah sure look

>that anal pain

friendly reminder that Ulster (aka northern "ireland") will remain British, now and forever. Ulster is also 90% white and we can own handguns up here for when the taigs step out of line

Woahhh, how do you act like a subhuman so easily?

plastic paddy detected.

Well

Nandos isn't really much of a thing here

there's a bunch of nandos in northern ireland, as it's part of the UK

Its well more than 90% white. Sure Ireland itself is over 90% white.

Also I don't really understand the black meme? 1.42% of population are black

it's 10% taig lad

>lad
Just stop.

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""BRITISH"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ISLES

TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ

the more you rel=ply to him the more he is going to do it

t. unfortunately live near a lot of plastic paddies

*Dies of liver failure*

It really won't though

Brexit will have huge implications for the north and will more than likely see the increasing middle class shift towards a United Ireland

I legitimately don't see northern ireland surviving 20 years

NI is a trash hole and a money pit for London. Nobody really wants it, neither the UK or Ireland.

It would be a symbol of national significance for the republic to get it back and it could seriously benefit the republic having two large cities and a large population (in respect to the size of the 26 counties) join the republic

Thanks for your opinion though !

*upsets brits around the world everyday by merely existing*

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>a fucking leaf saying that to anyone ever

I don't like England.

*goes under a rainbow to meet his new leprechaun neighbours*

Mmmuh potato shoah.

DRINK
FECK
ARSE
GIRLS

1.42%??!?!

Sláinte!

Yes?

Please be joking

*plants potato*

literally will not happen

The moment, and I mean the EXACT second the taigs attempt to secede is when another civil war starts. We're all armed and we're going to remain part of England even if it means killing taig politicians (and their families) that attempt to separate.

Even if we have to somehow separate, the new state will have to deal with crippling terrorism until they allow a revote into the UK. We'd readily burn the entire island down to the point where Ireland would BEG Her Majesty to re-annex Ulster.

LONG LIE THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY

What do you mean?

kinda mean lads

Behold the tale of my great grandpappy

Kek

I SAID EW AH

UP THE RA

oh n0es our english masters took er portaters egain