Greek 101 - Vocaroo

In this thread you will be learning some basic Greek words so you can communicate with us when you catch us on a thread. You can keep your knowledge to yourself or you could share it with us via Vocaroo.

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OK so we will begin with the basics:

Hello = Γεια (Ya)
Goodbye = Αντίο (Antio)

Just joking, lets get right into those sweet swear words.

Stupid = Βλάkας (Vlakas)
Go Fuck Yourself = Άντε γαμήσου (Ante Gamisou)
Bastard = Μπάσταρδε (Bastarde)
Wanker = Μαλάkας (Malakas)
Faggot = Πούστη (Pusti)
Whore = Πουτάνα (Putana)
I fuck your mother = Σου γαμώ την μάνα (Su gamo tin mana)
Go to hell = Άντε στο Διάολο (Ade sto diaolo)
Pussy = Μουνί (Muni)
Dick = Πούτσα (Putsa)

I really want people to try to pronounce these from different places of the world so we can see how different pronunciation is from country to country.

Good luck!

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is it ok if i have a shitty mic?

Yeah man, go ahead.

k.
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t. shitty mic
t. native breton speaker so I prolly fucked some of it up.

Hey that was pretty good, lmao! You only pronounced Muni and Bastarde wrongly, otherwise it was pretty good.

thanks, bro. Bastarde was annoying bescause idk if the e is silent and I was trying not to roll the r.

Can you just try and explain to me why I should pay any attention to an irrelevant language like Greek?

Canada is overrun by Québec with French aid.

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German lesson 1:

Zahle deine Schulden du scheiß Grieche - Pay your debts you greek piece of shit

Repeat now

Why should I learn Greek?

Went to school with a group of greeks, i remember a lot of these words

Greek is a fairly relevant language nowadays. A lot of the words you use have Greek origin.
And I didn't tell you to learn it, just test a few words.

i can smell your skin till here

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Arschloch :^)

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immigrant

hey you sound like you have a cock in your mouth

he is an immigrant
its easy to spot them

7/10 and also good trips!

i do

nice desu

someone please vocaroo this
Λοπαδοτεμαχοσελαχογαλεοkρανιολειψανοδριμυποτριμματοσιλφιολιπαρομελιτοkαταkεχυμενοkιχλεπιkοσσυφοφαττοπεριστεραλεkτρυονοπτοπιφαλλιδοkιγkλοπελειολαγωοσιραιοβαφητραγανοπτερυγών

How are they supposed to pronounce that when they don't know the Greek alphabet?

Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimypotrimmatosilfioliparomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyfofattoperisteralektryonoptopifallidokigklopeleiolagoosiraiovafitraganopterygón

Here

fuck that.

What is this abomination?

aristophanes used that in one of his plays look it up

>sigma

cool

No he didin't.

Only few stuff i need to know
Assicktir, sapun and malaka

this

Assicktir is basically like saying "Go to hell". What do you mean by "sapun" though?

salty quads

Nice digits
>Go to hell
No it means go fuck yourself
>sapun
Iirc it means something like gypsy in bulgarian so i thought it may be a popular word in greece too
Satanic

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Really made me think

Turkfriend, sapun means soap. We have this saying that translates roughly into "Turn all gypsies into soap", hinting our genocidal intentions.

Oh I see. Thanks
Is it offensive to call someone sapun IRL or is it just an Internet meme?

>Iirc it means something like gypsy in bulgarian
it means soap lol, the populst chant was "the gypsies into soap" back in the day before we wuz europeans

Awkward as a swear word, but it's definitely very offensive.

How about this, Yunani?
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Can modern tur...greeks read Ancient Greek, like Homer or Plato?

r8
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Greek.. :( rate me

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saved

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pls don't gay

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Hahahaha

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Would appreciate Greek 201.

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If you're not Greek, that was really, really impressive.

Appreciate it, Γιάννη.

What means Βαυαροkρατία ?

Rule of Bavarians

Whoa, this transliteration is awful. His "d" is really "th" as in "then" and g is either the y in "your" or a velar /ɣ/ that doesn't exist in English.

I'm not too great at reading Greek, but these are correct phonetically:
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Greek rate me

I am greek

Mediocre at best.

10/10

Pretty good, mate.