How do I get a French girlfriend?

I am neither Black, nor Muslim, so I have little to attract them.

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Boo them

If someone asks "why?", that is because I like France (the ideal France in the imagination of a tourist, of course, not the dystopia it has become). I also like how women in southern France look, they are a unique mix of european and mediterranean traits.

frogs come to my thread too svp

Bump, I'm heading there tomorrow and don't speak a word of French, can I get French gf?

Find a French girl and ask her out?

> I'm heading there tomorrow and don't speak a word of French, c
how and why?

My school has a satellite campus there, courses are in English and most other students are murricans

Doubt it. Aren't French famously proud about their language?

Yeah but I'm /fit/ and only mildly autistic

How do you intend to talk to any French girls? Hope they speak English?

Same here user. Unfortunately I never seem to meet a French girl that actually appreciates her own country and culture. Some are Britboos, others Koreaboos, Weeaboos and so forth. They all hate their own country.

Ye

Good luck.

I guess that we Central Europeans generally seldom appreciate what we have.

>Hope they speak English

The absolute madman

you wouldn't want one, they're very promiscuous and quite arrogant, don't treat men very well

good for sex, but you don't want one for a girlfriend

No, unless your flag is red white blue. (USA excluded)

how about fugging a qt?

nice sarkozy meme, where did you happen upon it? Don't tell me you named it 143033667320.png off the top of your head

why hasnt this laughable manlet been impeached yet?

That is Hollande and the name comes from Sup Forums auto file names.

No idea.

>sarkozy

>scandicucks

I probably saved it from 4chin directly

>itanalphabetes

sorry the only French people whose faces I recognize are your mom and Jean-Marie Le Pen

I know, I was wondering which board and what topics to look for to find more such memes being posted.

My mother is not French though.

>I was wondering which board and what topics to look for to find more such memes being posted.

It's a regular reaction pic so you could find it in pretty much any thread I guess

I know... my question was, 'where on Sup Forums?'

That's what you think, isn't it? Sorry about your situation kid, but there was really nothing else we could do.

do you have a hollande reaction image for every situation of life?

Who doesn't ?

Do you have the one where he is on a sort of piece of wood which is on a bike or something. It is a gif.

Unfortunately no, here's the video tho youtube.com/watch?v=yR3yxrm8Vdw

They prefer niggers from spain

for example, what kind of face would he make, if he were informed that a terrorist attack was ongoing. and the culprits shouted "HEIL HOLLADE!"

Makes me laugh every time.

It's not hard at all if you're minimally good looking, well groomed and can minimally handle yourself around women. Pretty liberal girls and deep down romantic despite their jaded facade.

>the french LITERALLY elected a manlet socialist walking meme to be president

NE PEUX PAS FABRIQUE

It was in 2010 so he wasn't president yet, and it was in his home region of Corrèze

What was the context of this?

Vous avez élu un métisse au pouvoir juste parce qu'il était ami avec des célébrités et qu'il se prenait pour un mec drôle.
Vous allez élire une salope cocue car candauliste qui souhaite devenir président pour échapper aux représailles judiciaires (comme Sarkozy tu me diras mais il ne sera pas élu en 2017).

>germhumorists

I'll never get tired of those pantsu shots

I would have reminded you to speak English, but then, what is the point if you do not even understand this instruction.

The video or the pic ? The vid was taken during the "journée de l'élevage" ("animal husbandry day"), an event a bit similar to the Paris international agricultural show, but smaller. I have no idea how he ended up on this sled tho

So these are the Presidential Candidates France has:

- Populist old hag, clueless about almost every topic. Completely unfit to do any serious politics. At least, she hates Muslims. That is something.
- Narcissistic manlet that failed to do anything in his first term and is currently under prosecution.
- Piddling manlet, supossedly Socialist, that pushed through neoliberal labour laws and allowed for even more turbo-capitalism.