/brit/

Usain Bolt is slow edition
>there are literally INSECTS that run faster than him

Lets settle this once, and for all.
Aberdeen
Armagh
Bangor
Bath
Belfast
Birmingham
Bradford
Brighton & Hove
Bristol
Cardiff
Carlisle
Cambridge
Canterbury
Chester
Chichester
Coventry
Derby
Dundee
Durham
Edinburgh
Ely
Exeter
Glasgow
Gloucester
Hereford
Inverness
Kingston-upon-Hull
Lancaster
Leeds
Leicester
Lichfield
Lincoln
Lisburn
Liverpool
London
Londonderry
Manchester
Newcastle-upon-Tyne
Newport
Newry
Norwich
Nottingham
Oxford
Peterborough
Plymouth
Portsmouth
Preston
Ripon
Salford
Salisbury
Sheffield
Southampton
St Albans
St David's
Stirling
Stoke-on-Trent
Sunderland
Swansea
Truro
Wakefield
Wells
Westminster
Winchester
Wolverhampton
Worcester
York
Power rank them.

no way elephants run that fast

There's nothing more I fear more than death.

York > the rest

lmao usain bolt btfo how will he ever recover

>110km/h speed limit
lmaoing

Why would you fear death, that's fucking stupid.

scotland:
aberdeen
dundee
edinburgh
glasgow
inverness

pakistan:
the rest

a
fucking
bicycle

There's nothing more I fear more than Usain Bolt.

>Domestic cats hitting a top speed of 30 mph

bullshit

they accelerate quickly but have no top speed whatsoever

the fwb

>Londonderry
How can we power rank a city that doesn't exist?

what are these?

having a hard time imagining rasheeda having sex

>london
>derry

My Cat is faster than Usain bolt.

They're all shit.

Don't you dare reply to me in such a lazy way EVER AGAIN!

Usain Bolt BTFO

did they literally just stick london into the name as a fuck you to catholics?

probably more akin to rape than anything.

literally faster than you're allowed to go

I watched a documentary yesterday of a Syrian refugee who finally made it to Britain, he got off the lorry somewhere in Yorkshire

It was some average Northern chav town, he was just looking around confused claiming it was 'beautiful'

was howling

>my car is faster the usain "bolt"

ah yes, the lovely city of swansea

Cate!

>London
>Derry
oh i am laffing

That's an incredibly small condom

>Go to Google and search "City Hall, Boston" to see how terrible brutalism can be.

does this fucking pillock realise he's on an imageboard

jesus wept

>my pet tarantula is faster than usain "bolt"
lmaoing irl rn

wtf i love bicycles now!

the EARTH is fucking faster than usain bolt

If I ever have to mention that particular town, I just write it as (London)D/derry

Things that don't work:
Fascism
Communism

Things that do work:
Moderatism

>can't outrun the voyager probe
how slow can you be?

>(London)D/derry

business idea: level south london and turn it into a giant forest park

Lads, I'm faster than Usain Bolt. How do I prove it?

*googles it*

yeh thats disgusting trust americans to completely miss the point and make it look tacky

filmed this at your mum's house last night

slags

...

you can literally just sit on your arse and be moving faster

I don't like hip hop at all.
I don't believe it has any redeeming musical qualities. Perhaps people find it juvenile because everything about it is juvenile, from the subject matter, to the harmony, to the rhythm. The production values and marketing are the only thing that has merit.
My 2ยข.
I'm not a blooze lawyur, I hate them too, and rock, and metal. For that matter I can't stand to listen to most modern genres.

I think the outside has kind of a charm to it (and the inside looks nice)
That kind of design is hardly inherent to the style itself though, I would blame the designer of the Hall for that

>rent officer

subhuman scum

>As our shabby little horses shuffled away from the ranch-house the stars were brilliant and the Southern Cross hung well up in the heavens. The landscape was spectral in the light of the waning moon. At the first shallow ford, an alligator, some five feet long, floated unconcerned among the splashing hoofs and paws of our horses and dogs; evidently at night it did not fear us. Hour after hour we slogged along. Then the night grew ghostly with the first dim gray of the dawn. The sun rose red and angry through the broken clouds; his disk flamed behind the fall, slender palms, and lit the fields of papyrus. The black monkeys howled mournfully. The birds awoke. Macaws screamed at us as we rode by. Ibis called with wailing voices. We passed a clump of palms which were fairly ablaze with bird color. Alligators swarmed; as one lay on the bank, it was hit with a long 22 bullet. It slide into the water, but found itself in the midst of a school of fish. It at once forgot everything except its greedy appetite, and began seizing fish. We killed scores of the noxious creatures. The splendor of the sunset I never saw surpassed. The river ran, a broad highway of molten gold, into the flaming sky.


What did he mean by this?

clearly you've never heard tinie tempah

>70
MPH?

Buckinghamshire mentioned

don't make me do it

I would like to make an amendment to your plan
Level Greater London and turn it into a giant forest park

fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

If you are going to university and haven't at least made it into a Russell Group, you don't belong here.

need a redpilled gf

london pays for northern chav benefits so you can survive

Someone post the qt smile webm from yeserday's brit thead please

WE

yes
Got a problem, Yank?

STOP POSTING THIS YOU CRETIN

Brutalist achitecture is the best it literally makes your country look like a fortress

Only low test manlets hate it

So let me get this right. National Socialism, as in being part of your culture, actively giving to your people, sharing a close bond with your community, in terms of finance, and language doesn't effectively work? Yeah right

Just had a wank and didn't realise some a significant amount of cum leaked through the tissue into my undies that I pulled down. Pulled them up and felt it between my crack.

Feel like I've violated myself.

>tfw no brutalist gf to step on my bollocks

...

fear of death is literally the driving force of all civilisation

>russell group
>relevant for undergrads

well that would be good because I'm not a chav
Londoners and chavs gone?
Couldn't ask for more

alright lads

Top post.

joe joyce fighting super heavyweight in ~ 10 mins time

So let me get this right. The fastest human in the world is slow?

Are you Jewish lad?

I'm genuinely curious

99% of the population hates brutalist architecture

looks like the whole of birmingham city centre

was

Just bit my mums finger at the dinner table. The bloody cow knows not to speak to me whilst I'm eating!!

Now my papa is going to beat my shit.

Fascinating

nice bits of brutalism:
the brunswick
the barbican
trellick tower
alexandra and ainsworth estate

>tfw breton

I'm the original brit yo

Yes, it is relevant. How can I help?

shut up you mong

Every attempt has failed

Name a fascist country around today

Ahh yes modernist architecture

That isn't it

ikr haha

*walks off and talks to someone else*

tory britain

that's not modern you utter cretin

America

and my bum

alri

That's basically brutalism

State yo name cuz

Ahh yes

Not at all.

Good lads, not using Frog metrics.

How will he EVER recover?

Burgerland

ah yes, the so called gf isn't letting me go out tonight
very impressive

If you have wallpaper in your house you're pretty much a turbo pleb tbqh lads