You enter the bathroom and see this

You enter the bathroom and see this.

What do you do?

Shit my pants

I shove my head in there and pull my pants down to get fucked hard by the next man who comes into the bathroom

pee

poo in it

Pee in it to help saving water.

Wrong bathroom.

Pee in it only if the bathroom is empty

Post feet

Post feet pls

PLS BE IN

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Get on the floor
walk the dinosaur

come to brazil pls

get out of there and go to the streets and shit on it.

Foot fags need to be killed

dis man nows wuts up

Post white feet.

Piss on the floor since I can't remeber having such a contraption installed to my place.

Quickly turns around.

I'll write something with my marker on the tiles. Probably: Soy El PeruANO pero la sangre alemana

>tfw never used a urinal
>tfw have to pull my trousers and boxers down to piss
>tfw have to wipe my dick with toilet paper to dry it after pissing
>tfw piss sitting down at home

Might as well have a vagina desu

Dubs of truth.

Wash my hands and eventually I drink

>sissy brit bois

supprime ça

Are you muslim?

Non

No, are you?