Google for India: Building India-first products and features

blog.google/topics/next-billion-users/building-india-first-products-and-features/

haha suck on that faggots

we'll now be the first to get several new products so we'll be the first to have our privacy invaded

haha

:(

> india first
first project should be a toilet

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it has already been tried
it has already failed

What do you have to hide? You shit in the streets.

>an entire country literally (and now openly) used as beta testers so that the rest of the world gets better apps
top kek, enjoy your sub par performances and thanks for working like factory workers for us to have better experiences.

truly the best place for low IQ testing

SuperToilet by 2020

But what if google could make a toilet that looks like a street?

thumbnail looks like piles of poo

like a trough? just get one of those kids playmats with the street drawn in and put it in a bathroom, then the pajeets can feel like the Giants they think they are and shit all they want

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First Google Assistant will start to remind them to poo in the loo.
Thousands of years of technological advancement ultimately leads to giving millions of barely human street shitters a device with an AI chip to help them potty train.
Truly great times we live in.

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can you imagine? soon we will see street view of the designated shitting areas. very interesting

It’s already happening

I was joking, but apparently it's true.
>Optimisations for Indian Users

I suspect the push for smartphones with IP67 and IP68 ratings has a lot to do with the Indian market. If you're and Indian you're not going to spend a whole year's salary on a phone that will malfunction within a few weeks because you smeared feces into it.

Google maps more like Loogle Maps
Or Poogle Maps

is it just me or is there really nothing wrong about pajeets getting jewed

They are using pajeets to fine tune their jewing in order to apply it more effectively on you.

>A better entry-level smartphone experience with Android Oreo (Go edition)
>Google Go, a new app from Google Search
>Free up space on your phone with Files Go
>The Google Assistant for the JioPhone
>Two-wheeler mode in Google Maps comes to India first
>Tez momentum and new features

so these are the products you'll receive? pathetic

>Google Go (to the Loo), a new app from Google Search to find a toilet

Pajeets are nothing more than a test platform to perfect money stealing techniques on countries who actually have spendable income