Why is it that Americans shart in the mart?

Why is it that Americans shart in the mart?

freedom has no boundaries

Why do Americans poo in aisle 2, when they should be pooing in the loo?

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there was no diaper in their cart

never trust a fart

>It's an American poo the loo forced meme thread

Why is that they shart in the mart while riding motor karts?

I guess burgers lack fibre

>forced
about as forced as the shit running down the legs of ameripoopies

I wish this meem took off sooner. Those pics of Americans shitting themselves in public existed for a long time.

>ameripoop

Because of their diet.

Try eating nothing but american fold for a day, your stomach will feel like absolute shit.

Never trust a fart

Walmart foods did this.

can confirm

>go to walmart
>get fucked up from the food
>go there to complain
>shart in the mart
>buy some food to cope
>repeat cycle

They are free to not use toilet paper. Only a commie like you couldn't understand this.

Is there a dietary explanation for this phenomenon? What kind of crap do they eat that causes such incontinence?

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SHART

IN

THE

MART

Well somebody fucking has to

nice
international cooperation at its best

Breddy gud

SHART

IN

AND WIPE WITH A FUCKING LEAF

MART

stop it. my autism meter is going up

lusosphere ruining everything like always

Can confirm; fat ugly ameripoopinpants everywhere around here. Faggot ass Americans.

>t.not american

>Drop in the Co-op
>Shart in the Mart
>Pour in the Store
>Leak in the Boutique

>Be American
>SHART IN MART

>FART WITH A KART
>BUBBLEGUT IN THE PIZZA HUT

wtf americans? No nerve endings on your skin? No sense of smell? How can someone not realise that he sharted? Drugs?

It gives them a sense of pride, so they parade around with it in full sight of fellow Amerisharts.

that's Freud-tier anal stage crap. Literally.

obsessed?

We don't shart in every aisle, there are dedicated sharting aisles

United Nations of Shitpost
It's beautiful.

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Their asses are always sweaty and they are always stinking. Young Americans and dark skin ones also wear ridiculous amounts of parfum everywhere they go.

More like obese lmao

Rekt

You just wouldn't understand

wtf i love mexico now

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>parfum

but you're fatter than we are

Oui, parfum monsieur

mhm i accidentally pee in my pants every now and then, its so weird i can hold it for hours without problems but the moment i see the bowl i just lose control

We also wear tails for some reason

surprised you can still jump the border wall pedro

Thats just a big american food coloring diet turd

>reply to a forced meme thread with another forced meme

Is she robbing a Barney the dinossaur plushie?

Also nude shopping

Shart in mart is my right as an American!

POO IN PANTALOONS

DELETE. THIS. THREAD.

SHART IN THE MART

That looks like some superior redneck boipucci to me.

No homo.

or what? you gonna shit yourself?

>"""""""""white"""""""""" americans

>Yankees

SHART

IN MY SHEILA

whew lad

you sure showed them

r8

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idk

the only reason i ever went to walmart was to shoot heroin in the bathroom stall because they are open 24/7 and i didnt have a car or place to do it in

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Shart in mart is a legit dank meme, because obese people have a lot more trouble keeping in their shits. Once you pass a certain threshold, you need meds to keep the poo from just running out as gravy at random, true story. Ask any obese bastard. If he denies look at what meds he takes. If they take too little, too much so they are in severe pain so the have to stop for a while, or if they are unable to afford the meds, well there it goes. And because USA is fat as hell, many people will have this issue. Another thing is if you lose the weight, the intestines may not always fully recover so free diarrea for life. Then shit just drips out at random.

When you gotta go, you gotta go

when will they learn...

Your country is fatter than ours, Raul. You're not one to talk.

>implying you didn't shart in mart

Of course, you are the same people.

>tfw horrible chronic constipation and my shits are hard as rock so have never accidently shart in mart

>be american
>get shart

>be australian
>get emu'd

Also btw I'm actually shitting atm in the loo

>not wanting to warm up your ass with the occasional shart
eurofags with never know this feel

I think the current theory was that there's this diet pill that makes you not absorb fats. These people are taking it and not changing their diet so it gives them chronic sharts

This meme is fucking lame

SHART

IN

haha Americans the dirty pants.

MART, FUCK RUSSIA

MART

It truly is and it is a travesty that Americans be subjected to this harrassment and bullying on Sup Forums.

BUTTHURT
BUTTDIRT

Americans get bullied in their own site.
lel

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>Be American
>SHART IN A DESIGNATED SHARTING MALL

do we already have a "shart in it" edit?

tfw this is your fetish

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