Why is it that Americans shart in the mart?
Why is it that Americans shart in the mart?
freedom has no boundaries
Why do Americans poo in aisle 2, when they should be pooing in the loo?
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there was no diaper in their cart
never trust a fart
>It's an American poo the loo forced meme thread
Why is that they shart in the mart while riding motor karts?
I guess burgers lack fibre
>forced
about as forced as the shit running down the legs of ameripoopies
I wish this meem took off sooner. Those pics of Americans shitting themselves in public existed for a long time.
>ameripoop
Because of their diet.
Try eating nothing but american fold for a day, your stomach will feel like absolute shit.
Never trust a fart
Walmart foods did this.
can confirm
>go to walmart
>get fucked up from the food
>go there to complain
>shart in the mart
>buy some food to cope
>repeat cycle
They are free to not use toilet paper. Only a commie like you couldn't understand this.
Is there a dietary explanation for this phenomenon? What kind of crap do they eat that causes such incontinence?
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SHART
IN
THE
MART
Well somebody fucking has to
nice
international cooperation at its best
Breddy gud
SHART
IN
AND WIPE WITH A FUCKING LEAF
MART
stop it. my autism meter is going up
lusosphere ruining everything like always
Can confirm; fat ugly ameripoopinpants everywhere around here. Faggot ass Americans.
>t.not american
>Drop in the Co-op
>Shart in the Mart
>Pour in the Store
>Leak in the Boutique
>Be American
>SHART IN MART
>FART WITH A KART
>BUBBLEGUT IN THE PIZZA HUT
wtf americans? No nerve endings on your skin? No sense of smell? How can someone not realise that he sharted? Drugs?
It gives them a sense of pride, so they parade around with it in full sight of fellow Amerisharts.
that's Freud-tier anal stage crap. Literally.
obsessed?
We don't shart in every aisle, there are dedicated sharting aisles
United Nations of Shitpost
It's beautiful.
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Their asses are always sweaty and they are always stinking. Young Americans and dark skin ones also wear ridiculous amounts of parfum everywhere they go.
More like obese lmao
Rekt
You just wouldn't understand
wtf i love mexico now
SHART IN THE MART
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>parfum
but you're fatter than we are
Oui, parfum monsieur
mhm i accidentally pee in my pants every now and then, its so weird i can hold it for hours without problems but the moment i see the bowl i just lose control
We also wear tails for some reason
surprised you can still jump the border wall pedro
Thats just a big american food coloring diet turd
>reply to a forced meme thread with another forced meme
Is she robbing a Barney the dinossaur plushie?
Also nude shopping
Shart in mart is my right as an American!
POO IN PANTALOONS
DELETE. THIS. THREAD.
SHART IN THE MART
That looks like some superior redneck boipucci to me.
No homo.
or what? you gonna shit yourself?
>"""""""""white"""""""""" americans
>Yankees
SHART
IN MY SHEILA
whew lad
you sure showed them
r8
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idk
the only reason i ever went to walmart was to shoot heroin in the bathroom stall because they are open 24/7 and i didnt have a car or place to do it in
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Shart in mart is a legit dank meme, because obese people have a lot more trouble keeping in their shits. Once you pass a certain threshold, you need meds to keep the poo from just running out as gravy at random, true story. Ask any obese bastard. If he denies look at what meds he takes. If they take too little, too much so they are in severe pain so the have to stop for a while, or if they are unable to afford the meds, well there it goes. And because USA is fat as hell, many people will have this issue. Another thing is if you lose the weight, the intestines may not always fully recover so free diarrea for life. Then shit just drips out at random.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
when will they learn...
Your country is fatter than ours, Raul. You're not one to talk.
>implying you didn't shart in mart
Of course, you are the same people.
>tfw horrible chronic constipation and my shits are hard as rock so have never accidently shart in mart
>be american
>get shart
>be australian
>get emu'd
Also btw I'm actually shitting atm in the loo
>not wanting to warm up your ass with the occasional shart
eurofags with never know this feel
I think the current theory was that there's this diet pill that makes you not absorb fats. These people are taking it and not changing their diet so it gives them chronic sharts
This meme is fucking lame
SHART
IN
haha Americans the dirty pants.
MART, FUCK RUSSIA
MART
It truly is and it is a travesty that Americans be subjected to this harrassment and bullying on Sup Forums.
BUTTHURT
BUTTDIRT
Americans get bullied in their own site.
lel
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>Be American
>SHART IN A DESIGNATED SHARTING MALL
do we already have a "shart in it" edit?
tfw this is your fetish
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