French athletes in charge of not shitting themselves during the Olympics

>French athletes in charge of not shitting themselves during the Olympics

>Deathmarch
Has anyone recorded the last 30 minutes?
Also didn't he shit himself like 15km in? Kek he had to endure 35km with shit running down his leg in 80% humidity

He was number one by a lot when he shat himself, he collapsed three times and ultimately finished the race 8th or something

>Australian """Olympians""""

>be french
>get 1/3rd the gold medals of GB in the olympics
>athletes are booed in all their events and cry on stage
>shit their pants during marathons

Competition resembles warfare on a certain level so it's understandable

Perfidious Albion

Autism is cute.

only on this board do people care

the only thing i heard in person was jokes about the americans pretending to get robbed

t. guy who would shit himself at not even half of what that man made

He didn't see the other cyclist.

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>french
>"""athletes"""

>Be Haitian
>High as fuck at the Olympics.

>Be french
>Shit Bench

They told him to break a leg and he took it literally.

ew gross
holy shit he didn't even try haha

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I honestly feel bad for french people lately, but they refuse to even admit they have a problem so I still laugh at them

What is the booing at the French about?

i am trying to work out if its because they have been cross bred with indians or if its a new method of preventing the athletes from raising a white flag

France o-oui
>Booooozilians

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Br monkeys got called out for what they are; dirty tree niggers and they got mad

I generally just boo at the French whenever I see them.

top fucking kek

Should be added do this list

idk
brazillians are rude monkeys

>frenchies are triggered
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

damn son

It's just bantz. Frenchs are oversensitives.

At least, we're not cheaters, HUH, BRITAIN ?

>be french
>give up

>he had to endure 35km with shit running down his leg in 80% humidity
Americans tend to be used to it too

Wrong.

WRONG.

>At least, we're not cheaters,

Well, I mean, on that note...

>walk fast while covered in shit
>run while jumping over obstacles
>swim fast
>row a boat
>throw balls very far
>jump into water
>dedicate your life to any of these things
Fucking hell, the Olympics, and athleticism in general, is a fucking joke. Athletes are useless and a waste of resources, fucking prostitutes, bloggers and even mods are more beneficial for the society than athletes.

>km

Don't use cucktinental measurments

>he didn't watch Deathrace 2016
Best event in the Olympics By FAR

DELETE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Deathrace
Deathmarch*

>Men's 50km walk

>Japanese athletics

I agree. Luckily most of them don't get paid at all and have to get real jobs even if they're world champion.

Holy shit, I didn't know this was a thing.

I'll have to tune in next time for this.

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Rio has been a literal shitshow.

Non-Brits BTFO

cute

This Japs trying to be cutesy bullshit has to end. It makes me irrationally angry.

>leaf opinion
Discarded.

Japanese girls truly are the cutest.

>Be Turk
>get removed

SERBIA STRONK
Is he kill?

Holy shit he fucking killed him. Not good sportsmanship.

Stuff like this turns my stomach desu.

Yeah he actually died

fucking hell that's just disgusting

I know it's the Olympics but why would you still go through with the race if you have fucking diarrhea?

GB made the Dutch princess cry when we destroyed them in hockey

WHEN DOES THE DICK?!

You have to go brown if you want to be gold.

Pls Tell me about those jokes

Imagine if they still had Aztec-style competitions at the Olympics where you have to rip out your opponent's heart to win.

DDT!

>Germany
Kek

he didn't even come close to gold though, all he did was embarass himself in front of the world

Not only that, but what he did was also a bit on the dangerous side. The diarrhea probably made him extremely dehydrated, it's not surprising he collapsed during the race. Really, just a stupid fucking move. He could have easily just cut his losses and enjoyed his paid vacation in Rio.

>"We have heard that you prefer Italian athletes, it's true?"

But then he would've been remembered as the guy who shat his pants and quit, not the guy who SHAT BLOOD and still kept going until the end.

wtf I love France now

the fuck?

>those tiny as fuck hips
>shoulders wider than hips

These are traits of men but my penis doesn't care for some reason.

He'll be remembered as a fucking warrior by those who watched. He collapsed three fucking times

what you have to consider. I've your a olympian "walker" you stopped caring about what other people think of you a loooong time ago.

I meant that he could have simply called in sick and not participated in the race.

Again, he had fucking diarrhea, no doctor in the world would give someone with diarrhea a green light to participate in such a race.

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I'd totally pay to see this shit. Imagine if instead of death penalty we had these televised executions and used the money for useful shit. Crime and corruption would go down a lot in this country, that's for sure.

THE DESTROYER

I didn't know that he knew beforehand. Yeah that's pretty stupid.

serbs are always angry and shitty. that trash has nothing to do with martial arts, especially at the olympics.

The ref was just blind and should have called it way sooner, that's why the Serb was pissed

i love me some swedish women

she's got an fantastic ass tho

>Julmis

Delicious chocolate

haha why, what does it mean?

sweden yes

She is literally perfect. Check out her insta

I wonder who was (or were) the lucky athletes to plow this Swedish woman all night long at the Olympic Village

delet this

>cuban athletes

In cruels, like for example one could say they're "julmis savuis" (in cruel smokes) when they're high af, but just julmis will get the point across just fine

>be French athletes
>get leg badly broken
>get boo'd and start crying
>literally shit yourself while running
>all in front of the whole world
>go back home to Achmed fucking my shit up
Jesus Christ what a horrible year to be French

well, what's her name?

Why is it so usual for racewalkers to shit their pants? Honest question, this is not the first time it happens.

Drugs

because racewalkers are very uncool people

it's called the Death March for a reason.

I don't think the "covered in shit" part is actually part of the event.