Canadian Assembly

ITT

We talk about the dominion, things that triggers and things you appreciate.
What would you contribute to the state and what would you like the state to contribute in you?

Too many non-whites.

Too many non-whites

Canada would be nothing without non-whites.

West Coast best coast. Poorfags not allowed

>Chink Coast best coast! Whites not allowed!

Truly blessed to be from the Maritimes.

The only relevant province.

Ontario just got lucky,

now he suffers from paranoid delusions

I appreciate Newfoundland, New brunswick , Nova Scotia and Prince Edward island. Would you,perhaps, be willing to rejoin the UK after we get rid of london?

>Prince Edward island
>someone actually mentions pei

noice

*kisses*

yeah that'd be cool

bump

Canada should be annexed by US.

We only want Alberta, Saskatchewan, and maybe BC

so you want some of the least white provinces

Tell me everything there is to know about Alberta.

It's fucking shit. There are no jobs no hope

The most American province

Diversity is our strength™

What about the oil?

oil crashed the economy is fucked. plus after voting in Notely and the communists alberta is fucked for good.

why the FUCK would you want SK

it's literally nothing

it's just flat

with some wheat fields on it

why

Alberta is getting fucked by Ottawa, BC, and Washington

Their only hope is annexation. God Bless Alberta, the 51st state

Don't go to Edmonton. It's fucking shit.

-30 in the winter, +30 in the summer

and no spring or autumn

the river valley is nice tho

t. Edmonton

It doesn't look good with just BC and Alberta

Bring back the Red Ensign

Pearson and Trudeau Sr fucked this country over

>t. Edmonton
where you at nigga im down by southgate.

mill woods

aka the second worst part of the city

sheeeet at least you aint in west ed.

Is Victoria as CHINKED as Vancouver and its surrounding suburbs?

But why do you live there then?

because it's cheap

>tfw you live on 118th ave

Edmonton is OK though
I liked it when I visited

If you had more money, where in Canada would you live?

Hey I got robbed there.

Why do they have a random Texan cowboy culture?

Banff is in Alberta, right? Been there a few times and loved it. Is it mostly for tourists or do Canadians go there for a Rockies retreat occasionally?

I like the Mall at West Ed. Great shopping choices, enjoy the skating rink and the cinema and the food courts and as a kid I really liked the Galaxy Land place

I've lived here for 25 and never been robbed or even confronted

You must be a turbo manlet

Nah there was a somali dude with knife told me to empty my wallet.

oh and the water park is top tier

and the mini-golf, ship ruin, aquatic centre,

forgot how GOAT that mall was

i'm sorry user

How do people from Somalia handle Edmonton's winter? You'd think they'd all die after the first freeze, much like insects.

>Banff is in Alberta, right? Been there a few times and loved it. Is it mostly for tourists or do Canadians go there for a Rockies retreat occasionally?
Banff is decent, but as a protip, if you're in the area, go to Canmore instead. It's way cheaper.

No. Still pretty damn white here.

Also, easterners begin at Tsawwassen

>Why do they have a random Texan cowboy culture?
Because they're a Rocky Mountain province I guess

It's not really Texan though, Montana and Idaho have the same thing going on

>Why do they have a random Texan cowboy culture?
Shitton of ranches in the South, and the Stampede.

>Rocky Mountain
Prairie*, what the fuck am I talking about

It's more of an extension of the Wyoming-Montana-Idaho cowboy culture of the US.

Any real job growth there, or does Vancouver/Seattle get all of the large employers?

Redpill me on the First Nations, their people, their society and their culture

they chill

Why would anyone live outside the the Maritimes?
Is it because they aren't white?
Is it because they're French and hate Anglos?
Is it because they're Yankee-Jews and want more shekel opportunities?

I think you've had too much to drink b'y

We get rid of Paris, Marseille and Calais and we take the whole west and Northern NB.

Formerly they were stone age peoples, though some had an advanced form of democracy predating Greece that may have played a role in the forming of the American republic.
We attempted to help hem with residential schools, but as in Australia, you can't educate the native fauna
Nowadays they are known mostly for alcoholism and high crime rates.
Their societies were largely hunter gatherer with limited agriculture but relatively advanced trade networks, animal husbandry did not exist, most were patriarchal but some gave women rights above hat of contemporary Euro counterparts.
Culture is extremely varied, you would need to specify a tribe or at least region. Unless you mean modern culture, in which case trailer parks and liquor

Why northern NB? It's full of Acadians who were glad to swear fealty to the British crown.
All the French ones that refused got Grand Derrangmented out to shitholes like la louisiane where they admixed with runaway huguenots and créoles de nègres.

...

>Saskatchewan
>it's just a fucking guy in a leather jacket

didn't even deserve their own flagbearer desu

Residential schools where really shitty places.
they were not really for education, more like religious indoctrination.

shit/10,
Saskatchewan and Quebec need to be deleted.

What is the one on the end

:^(

Religious and cultural
Not our fault first nations thought their own culture was worth preserving rather than adopting Anglo culture

nunavut

not a half bad idea, terrible in execution.
abductions and frequent sexual abuse didn't help the situation.

Nunavut
Frozen land of eskimo inuits. They stack rocks like that and use them as guidestones, markers, etc.

I want to visit just to say I've been there

o-okay, just Québec, then...right? ;_;

(then we invade the west :^))

Same.

Some of it looks straight out of a medieval fantasy world.

You should delete your post.

>as big as Mexico by area
>33,000 people

How did Canada populate?

I'm guessing it was mostly tribes and empty natural land in 1600

permafrost is a bitch

also literally zero roads connecting towns, to get from town to town you are forced to fly

Quebecois need to be re educated. most uptight Canadians T.b.h

most Canadian shitposters are Asians from BC and Quebecois

The problem with Canada is that your infrastructure sucks to the point that everyone basically needs a car.

Free land from muh gubberment
good advertising

>your infrastructure sucks to the point that everyone basically needs a car.
>not having public transportation where it isn't economically viable is inherently bad
Literally fuck off m8

its equivalent to living in Antarctica, full on midnight sun.
Its super expensive to live there too.

juste connais ça ils sont le monarchistes, fidèle á la reine de canada

>104 dollars for bottled water

What the fuck

even more

deal

>How did Canada populate

Why is someone from Britain asking this?
Brits and French are the only people I would expect to know this.

>australians think they have it bad when it comes to prices

the schools in iqaluit are shaped like whale blubber

so are the women

The natives don't pay for that, just the whites that the government sends to take care of them.
But the wages are quite high. My friend there is a school principal and his wife a social worker, they probably make around $250k per year

>when you love Newfoundland but Newfoundland hates you
I WANT OUT OF THIS RIDE

fuck the arctic is a money pit if I ever saw one.

its not possible to drive there from the rest of canada and it is very very far away from any village/town/city, so it costs a lot to fly shit up there.

All the Newfs on here act like real uppity fucks for no reason. It's Quebecois tier and I don't get it.

I have a story from my principal friend there
>go on school field trip
>It's just a trip outdoors for students to explore
>someone throws a whole, skinned, raw, caribou carcass on the ice and jams a huge knife into it
>as kids play, when they get hungry, they just walk over, cut off a large chunk of raw caribou, and eat

Ils sont si mignons

deal.

It is that, the government just pours money up there and absolutely none of them change, get better, or learn a fucking thing.

Hey at least its pre-refrigerated.

that is 104.99 CAD, the exchange rate is 1 CAD to £0.59.
That bottled water therefore costs £62, that same water is £15.66 here....

Oui, l'acadiens sont très qt
Ils sont bon voisins pêh

Our rejected cities then join together to make an islamic state, i would like to also send bradford.

>random Texan cowboy culture
>Banff is in Alberta, right? Been there a few times and loved it.
>I like the Mall at West Ed. Great shopping choices, enjoy the skating rink and the cinema and the food courts and as a kid I really liked the Galaxy Land place
stay in the UK you faggot