/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user's homesecurity cam arrived • user's 3D printer filament arrived before his 3D Printer did • user's first 11.11 item shows up, a bluetooth receiver • user sees a lot of DNS requests coming from his friends Note 4x, is spooked over nothing is told to just block it in the host file if it bothers him so much • user gets pill pens • user gets a $1 DS/3DS card case • user got a chinkshit Metroid Fusion GBA cart
• Alternative firmware for USB powered soldering iron ZD-20U • user's Anet A8 caught fire after getting filament stuck in the nozzle • user is happy with his new RN3P case • MagicTrickAnon returns with a new webm • user's MIXZA works fine but is still a little bit worried • user gets skate wheels with LEDs • user mods his mic arm so it fits Snowball mics • user gets J45 plugs, USB 3 ExpressCard adapter and KingDian SSD but the Kingdian is a different model than what he ordered.
• user gets a 70cent plush banan Previous thread

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gearbest.com/backpacks/pp_248239.html
youtu.be/as_pm43IjJQ
ebay.com/itm/282760842637
aliexpress.com/item/2-Port-Hidden-USB-3-0-EXPRESSCARD-Expansion-Card-for-Laptop/32790158834.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10342_10547_10343_10340_10548_10341_10541_10084_10083_10139_10307_10539_10312_10059_10313_10314_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=6510a0a7-45ac-4b39-9d16-93a07a9f7c7d-0&algo_pvid=6510a0a7-45ac-4b39-9d16-93a07a9f7c7d&rmStoreLevelAB=4
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gearbest.com/cpu-cooler/pp_1277506.html
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reposting

Christmas shopping for my sister. 25, blonde, pretty but single, doesn't go out with friends. She spends all her free time watching tv and talking to my bro. I don't know her interests. Spending limit is 10euro. Looking for a general utility present. Tried the randomiser but I don't want to fuck things up getting a blanket-gown made from shit fabric, I'd feel better getting something suggested.
She already has headphones

>Christmas shopping
you mean for 2018?

Is she into anime?
Get her something with a cute Pokemon on it, or Totoro if she's into Ghibli.

fuck is it too late ordering from China? still have 3 weeks. Maybe gearbest on one of their priority shippings?
I wish it was that simple. I have no idea what her interests are. She seems like a very complaisant person, just watches godawful tv all day

>25
>spends all her free time watching tv and talking to my bro
>and talking to my bro

She's a useless thot. Give her a job and some beta provider to prevent her becoming a major whore.

she has a job, she's a civil servant. And she's not a whore I've never even seen her with a boy. Like twice a year she'll have friends over.

kek

>ask bro for tips
>buy some chink shit
>give shit + hug
>...
>post her bobs

Thanks to the user that suggested these a while back, they work great.

If you don't know what this is, It's a ~$1.3 ribbon cable attached SIM slot that you can use to do dual SIM *and* microSD on Redmeme or other phones that theoretically have just microSIM + microSIM OR microSD hybrid slot or such a setup

Toothbrush

>fuck is it too late ordering from China?
Gearbest orders through PostNL and Belgium Post come rather quick, usually under 2 weeks even.
>still have 3 weeks. Maybe gearbest on one of their priority shippings?
I think anons reported priority shipping being slow and trash. Or was that expedited?

imgur.com/a/1UEh7

And here's the other Chink magic trick I got.

How fucked would I be for ordering reasonably priced 64GB USB SLC "SSD" (claimed to have actual ssd controller)?

How do they fit?

Considering you're EU (which country exactly?) your best bet is with AliExpress, but you need to buy shit TODAY if you even want to have a chance of arriving before Christmas. Don't order anything too big either.

So this is the last of the magic tricks that I ordered so far.

But I got other stuff too, for example today 3 different parcel services delivered shit from different Chink shops (Ali, Gearbest (priority line shipping) and HobbyKing)

It's smoking out of the part cooling fan, are you sure it's not just the fan that broke?
I've added a 15A fuse to the 12V side of the power supply to prevent things like that.

There's a secondary mesh behind the first one with the 6 card on it. When you rejigger it, you make sure it's blocking the ace

The card box isn't an actual box, you can see the black outlines on it, and when it's inside the other box, you can see the white outlines of the card box if you pause it at the right moment.

Ireland. If I'm buying 3 items should I finalise them in separate orders? In case they ship them together I mean.

What's the difference between Bluedio T4 and T4S?
Also it seems like there are multiple Bluedio stores on Ali, is any of them known for selling fakes?

>The card box isn't an actual box, you can see the black outlines on it, and when it's inside the other box, you can see the white outlines of the card box if you pause it at the right moment.

Yeah the tolerances are too high, the downside of buying cheap Chink tricks.

Got banana plug sockets from Ali and a panda coin box thing from Gearbest (which is a Christmas gift)

did regop make the infographic?
can you put my earphone blog on it please

source

Panda coin box in action

They'll only be shipped together on Aliexpress if from the same store. Also look for listings shipping under "Aliexpress Standard Shipping", those are typically faster, I think (not guaranteed 100%).

What's the current cheap tablet meme (Android)?

And the HobbyKing box, mostly cheap filament (it was on sale for 6€/kg)
Bought (semi)transparent ABS, some PETG and a glow in the dark filament.

>Also it seems like there are multiple Bluedio stores on Ali, is any of them known for selling fakes?
No idea
>What's the difference between Bluedio T4 and T4S?
The S stands for superior. T4S fixes the audio delay present in T4 and uses vector flow technology some shit that enhances bass. So yeah, T4S has more bass and less delay. I dont even know what sound signature they have, none of the reviews really touch on it, I got a pair of T4S on the 11.11 sale but theyre stuck in the mail.

Nah, the smoke was coming out of the nozzle, I'm not too annoyed since my e3d v6 clone arrived a few days ago

>what is reverse image search

I would add a strain relief to the thermistor/heating cartridge and install a firmware that prevents a thermal runaway like this. I also have a e3d but haven't installed it so far because it's easier to print flexible filament with the direct drive extruder.

Nice, thanks

>Aliexpress Standard Shipping
ASS can be slow as fuck, it varies.

most people in Sup Forums wouldn't know what a tineye is these days

fuck that just tell me the source

Also, I dont know if they are over ear or on ear. The inner hole is around 5.5cm and the total size of the earcup is 9cm. There are other things that all the reviews say, like the ANC supposedly sucks dick.

sad!

I will soon be joining the chink revolution;
>phone - (hopefully) redmi 5 if it launches soon and is good
>laptop - xiaomi notebook pro (maybe a bit overkill for my needs, but has the 4core/8threads i5s which is nice, instead of the lame dual cores.)
>iems - havent decided yet. kz whatever probably, maybe the NICEHCK Bro instead
>headphones - again havent decided, ive broken every pair of headphones i have except the 668bs, which are plastic but really durable and... bendy. either get velour pads for those, or get another headphone with metal construction (takstar pro80/equivalents good? they've got metal, so... and wanna try closed back)
>mic - BM800 set-up (w/ phantom psu+scissor arm)
>mouse - i have logitech g402 atm. will prob keep it.
>keyboard - any suggestions for around £40?

any good? also do chinks do monitors? or is that saved for koreans?

>i have except the 668bs, which are plastic but really durable and... bendy
Do they feel as cheap and they look when you handle them? even in the flattering marketing pictures they look cheaply made. I cant wait to get mine.

Just found this Laputa music box after finalising order if anyone's interested aliexpress.com/item/High-Standard-New-Hot-Sale-Unique-18-Notes-DIY-Mechanical-Musical-Box-Golden-Movement-Screws-Castle/32461954147.html?spm=a2g0s.8153825.cb0001.4.aSkgD8&scm=1007.13409.84631.0&pvid=1f141ebc-4c3b-4677-b810-a7beb5fe07aa&tpp=1
Might buy one for my bro in Japan. Anyone know if aliexpress ships quick enough to Japan?
I've overdone it. hedged my bets buying like 5 different items. Wish me look.

Honestly, you would be better off buying locally as it's incredibly late and risky to buy chink shit now. And to even have it arrive in time for Christmas would be a major roll of the dice.

>>keyboard - any suggestions for around £40?
If you want ISO layout mechanical as far as I know only gearbest has one, the eleenter game 1.
I have one, very loud and clicky and only the primary colours are really usable because of the strobe.

Best of luck, user.

Your sister sounds like average useless slag

Easily, but I think you might misunderstand how this works.

The other SIM slot that this thing provides ends up on the phone's back, only the flex cable and "virtual" SIM chip is inside (on top of the microSD).

they're not bad, all plastic, but that more than makes up for how flexible they are. you can twist and turn the earcups in opposite directions, and they'll flip right back into place. i actually love their design as materials are kept to a minimum. like look at pics, the 'headband' is like 90% those two plastic wires.
i hope you bought earpads tho, when i used to use them I HAD to cut up some thermal socks to cover over and thicken the stock pads lol.

Windatica, admin of the /csg/ discord, made the infographic. Ask him there.

PSA: if you use discord you're a millennial faggot

any good laptop backpacks?

>PSA
>millennial
back to >>>/reddit/

PSA: if you give triggered by the services people use to chat, you're an autistic faggot.

If you're not a millennial and still use Sup Forums then you need to get your life together you old skank.

ignore the manchildren that can't deal with people liking what they don't like

copped this for $16 USD, thanks to a discord coupon:
gearbest.com/backpacks/pp_248239.html
i'll let yall know how it is when it arrives

>i hope you bought earpads tho
I bought two pairs of fake Brainwavz velvet earpads, who knows if they are actually good, they are probably stuck in the mail too. Since I dont know the quality of the originals I doubt it would bother if they are not perfect.

Sweet! This is gonna be you, dude!

Is Xiaomi Mi Box worth its price? Its almost 2 times more expensive than the other cheap ass chink android boxes available in my country.
I am not very exigent, but i want it to be a smooth experience, no lack of responsiveness when moving through apps and shit. I feel those android boxes with only 1Gb RAM might not be responsive enough. Are my fears justified?

I spent too much ordering a babby little chinktop.

I hope it ends up being alright, apparently some people complain about the fans being loud which would majorly suck.

What is that and where did you get it?

youtu.be/as_pm43IjJQ

>Pick item up from post office
>Check inside of package to see if it's damaged at all before leaving
>It's damaged

what do

You can refuse to sign and instead ask for the damaged package form.

What online store is good to get Chink shit from as someone living in Germany?

That's a cute laptop.

thanks user, how much was it? what will you use it for?

What the best budget mechanical keyboard and blue tooth mouse you recomend Sup Forums?

Keyboards:
>MOTOSPEED Inflictor CK104
>Magicforce 68 or TADA68
>Anne Pro or RK61
Ordered in terms of form factor. Motospeed is probably most affordable, ditto for Magicforce but tenkeyless. Anne or rk61 both have Bluetooth wireless. Tada is more expensive but has the advantage of coming with PBT keycaps, all of the rest come with somewhat inferior ABS. This is what I know, maybe there's some other suggestions from anontachi.

ebay.com/itm/282760842637
Will a 40$ chink GTX960 explode inside my pc?

I need one of those but with HDMI, DVI and Display Port

my current 6870 is loud as fuck and overheats if i play games

I didn't realize that little shit was 16:10. Now I really want one.

Is there any good chink shit with an e-ink display?

No

Get a second hand Kindle or Kobo if you are trying to save money.

The wavshare modules are supposedly good for electronics projects; haven't tried them myself though.

Get an adapter.

Like £325 after vouchers. Like I said, too much.

I wanted something that I could use to run a couple of the PC programs I like to use without having to turn my main PC on and then when I started looking, the size made me think it might be a super cool thing to just throw in my bag when I'm traveling.

I can do a lot of stuff on my phone but full windows in my pocket is too tempting.

that's what I use the display port for. I have 3 x 24" LCD's I bought when I was making money hand over fist and never used. DP Port Active adaptor to DVI, then one monitor on HDMI, then one on DVI

hard to find cheap GPUs with them options though

DOUBLE TRUMPET

install team viewer or something and fully control it from your desktop too, which is cool....

Not yet.

Bumping this question

>lookup for some shitty cheap euphoniums to start practicing
>almost as expensive as the real (i.e: non-chink) deal

>gtx960
yeah right, at best thats a gtx550ti. chinks are known to flash modded bioses to appear like higher range cards (and novidea doesnt give two shits about it either)

Perfect if you want to emulate some gen 3.

bump

Should I get the 2 port with power plug with a ASM1042 chipset, or 3 port FL1100 chipset USB 3.0 expresscard for my memepad?
It seems the powerplug might come in handy to power external drives, but the FL1100 chipset is apparently faster?

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Do you really need USB 3.0? I've heard scary stories about 3.0 ports being deadly for anything that goes in them.

/tpg/

I'd just have it in my bag for when I do large file transfers.

I have one, its awesome.

Anyone know of any lapel condenser mics I could pick up to record loud music sessions & gigs? It's not possible to set up big XLR mics so needs to be small/pocketable. There's tonnes of fakes of the ECM-DS70P but they're likely terrible given they're £3.

Is there any Finnish 100th independence day deals?

>Thinking chinks would celebrate a Mongolian holiday

11/11 is Rhodesian Independence day.

I wonder how much he paid for that nigg nogg

There wasn't slavery in white run Rhodesia. There was after it became Zimbabwe.

gearbest.com/cpu-cooler/pp_1277506.html

45 AUD delivered for chink liquid cooler... hmmm

Thoughts on the GPD XD?
I want a portable emulator device and fucking hate using on screen controls on my phone. No, I don't want a controller attachment

Get a bluetooth controller.

...

>Thoughts on the GPD XD?
It's like a heavier 3DS with shittier control sticks and the same crappy ergonomics of buttons on a pad.

I definitely prefer a controller with smartphone holder + smartphone. Sucks for you that you don't want the superior solution.