What does Sup Forums think of the State of Alaska?

What does Sup Forums think of the State of Alaska?

Rightful Canadian clay.

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And canada is rightful American clay.

Now give me your actual opinion.

Rightful Russian clay.

>m-muh colony

They sold it, fair and square.

An Eskimo told me you can drink mouth wash to get drunk. That's all I can remember.

S'pretty gud

This tbqh famalam.

Best ""American"" ""State""

11th province/4th territory when?

Literally never.

they sold it to us you moron.

War of 1812 2.0 when?

All the Alaskans I've met have been okay as long as they aren't religious.

Let them keep it, we're not tight on land and they paid for it.

Do they shart in Alaska?

Fuck off nigger, we bought it

Yes, and there is no shortage of marts to shart in

This is true freedom

gob bles ameriga :DDDDD

>Not done by Canada

I want to move to juneau

>brits-were-here.jpg

Why is your county named after a flute?

SHART

sometimes people illegally cross from Russia to USA there

>not realising canada was part of great britain at that point

american education at it's finest ladies and gentlemen

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Shut up and pick up my poo you fucking Mexican. I left it in aisle 2.

Heres 3 bucks.

IN

MART

>not realizing that modern Canada has no right to claim that victory because the Brits did it themselves

By that logic Aussies burnt down the White House too

I'm willing to accept that.

Thanks Australia.

Is it true that ice fairies live there?

No

Fuck off, weeb.

Alaska is based desu

>What does Sup Forums think of the State of Alaska?
I don't.

I would live there if not for the murderers and people randomly "disappearing"

Could probably open a computer repair shop and make bank

TFW no Anchorage gf

comfy