Why isn't dr pepper widely available here?

why isn't dr pepper widely available here?

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I'm drinking Dr. Pepper right now
Truly the best non alcohlic beverage

Australian market isn't significant

Punishment for refusing to shart in your marts

kys

Learn to make fun of yourself buddy, maybe then you'll fit in with the normal people

Is Dr Pepper that good?

No, it's just another carbonated sugar drink.

>doesn't have Dr Pepper widely available
>thinks he's a real country

Dr Pepper tastes like pee

Why don't Australians drink Dr. Pepper?

Yes, it is

The best variety of Dr. Pepper is the cherry-flavored one

>tfw living next to a US army base and an American-style corner store

Having some poptarts for Breakfast desu, the Brownie ones are truly the GOAT

we have it here

>living next to a US army base
this is some next level cuck

They are widely available in Poland but just the normal one, not special flavors.

>living next to a US army base and an American-style corner store
Do you have a sister? or perhaps your mom is often home alone? If yes i'd start worrying, at lest tell them to fuck whites so the baby won't be new tanned german.

I usually eat the raspberry poptarts for breakfast. My local gas station sells them along with other sweets and drinks from burgerland

weird flavored mountain dews are the best sugar water

Fuck now i want Dr pepper, gotta go to the store.

>not drinking Dr. Pepper Cherry
what are you fucking gay
the normal one is awful

Becouse Dr. Pepper is another disgusting american beverage, just like root beer. Only fat fucks that shart in the mart drink that nasty shit.

Where did you see cherry one? I only saw the normal one.

Because Jolt BTFOd it and became the meme drink of choice instead

strawberry poptarts are goat poptarts, try them if you can

I livr next to a chink store that sells normal and cherry, good shit. No wonder burgers are so fat, they have some god tier trash food and sodas.

try to find a nice microburgery

Jolt is still sold in Germany as Volt Cola. It has even more caffeine now. Dr. Pepper is bretty gud, but I prefer german cola brands like Fritz Kola or Afri Cola, even thou the later gives me a bit of heart burn.

It's expensive but it's fucking great
Have it around 5 times a month

No, it's shit.

That's exactly why we are a fat nation. A ton of inexpensive, heavily processed, low nutrient dense, junk food. It's tasty as fuck and CHEAP.

>tfw you can only get in the grey market in your cunt