When an American girl finds out you're European

>when an American girl finds out you're European

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>tfw can't afford to travel to the US
sad desu.

Feelsgoodman, I got so much hipster trash pussy this summer. All were anglo tourists

t. sharter

>meeting females

t. de la MANCHA

>moved to the US when I was 6
>was an alpha with the ladies
>moved back to the UK when I was 10
>turned into an omega

British women, are skanks, Britbro. Don't feel bad.

honestly true. Maybe the girl should be a bit wider for accuracy

its called puberty

It's the same everywhere though. Even for you if you would ever bother to travel.

>be foreigner
>suddenly interesting for no real reason
>girls want to bed you for novelty purposes

>tfw too poor and beta to take advantage of it
>iwn whisper omelette du fromage to an american girl and see her squirming

can confirm

How about when American women find ur Asian

lol

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>no shart marks on panties

I don't think she's American.

When an European woman finds out you're American

The call you an animal and tell you to shut up

I don't understand. Are American girls not dressed when in the company of Americans and will dress only if she find's out someone is European? Is it to not offend their sensibilities? Does it not get very cold?

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It's obvious to tell if someone is Asian compared to being European since Americans and Europeans are usually white.

Unless you're trans-Asian

>America
>Europe
>white
maybe 20 years ago

Depends desu. I'm trans-Asian myself but thank god I didn't inherit their manlet heights or tiny dick size.

>Americans are usually white

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in all honesty, if you go to America and say I'm from Greece, even though its in Europe, nobody will give a shit

I doubt most American women would evenunderstand you. You're best off chasing American tourists in France.

It's only autistic weeb girls or other Asians that would see someone being Japanese as a positive.

Doubt it would work as a Russian. Probably think we are the new Nazis or something.

>tfw Scandi masterrace

60% is still most unless we can stop counting Meds as white which I would support.

Yeah pretty much. Greece is just some backwards country. A British accent is what gets points with American women not someone's nationality.

>be Polish immigrant living in the US
>can speak English with an American accent, but muh heritage girls love a Polish accent
>use a Polish accent
>tfw

Oy yank slag, imma shank you innit

polish grills accents are sexy too, desu

*shag

I still don't get it, is she pulling her panties up or down?

>60% is still most
>Counting some mexicans aswell

you can say its both

Polish women abroad are usually horrible bitches desu.

>implying
An half-decent looking med would get mad pussy in the US. Exotic accent+darker (but not mexical-like) skin color=pussey.

Zitto animale

Well desu most American women think British guys are like they are in romantic comedies not lads on tour.

This. Being a foreigner (almost always) makes you more attractive.

oh ok, i only met them in poland so i wouldnt know

You think highly of yourself. You have to be very attractive for a med if you have a goofy accent. The only Greek I knew who got a lot of women was a 9/10 college athlete.

So like Schrodingers panty?

They can range a lot desu. I however did date a sort of crazy girl whose parents were from Poland.

I think it's because you come off as someone whose interesting from living what's precieved as a different life. It can be a negative as well. After dating two Brits my sister has a negative opinion of them.

It's a 50/50 shot: either she will be ideal wife material or she will be a hedonistic slut.

Either way, women living abroad are usually bottom of the barrel.

Well, yeah, it's just exotic and different. It works the other way too, men are also more attracted to foreign women.

Yes, now I'd like to inspect the box myself.

Come to south america.
Males here are ugly,and a lot of woman think that asians are cute

Would a European that's white as paper have any luck?

>when an American girl finds out you're latin

lol so true xddd

they'll suck any foreginer's cock

Anyone from another country.

And even more if you are able to speak decent English, here many Spanish men think "hahhahhha I'm Spanish so I'm gonna get pussy just for that" when that's a lie, if you can't speak English you're fucked.

Kek. They will go for upper class castizos.

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Even if I look like pic related?

This. People who try to be smooth and can't speak a language come off like Arab/Indian Instagram comments, "Very good sex hot lady I much like to butt touches."

I live in NYC but I'm from New England. If you looked like that in a white majority area you're going to get reported for being a terrorist.

Isn't NE liberal as fuck though?

I wish I had Indian pickup skills tbqh

>When an American hears my scouse accent

He's half black though.

Meant for

The general attitude here is that Europeans (northern ones at least) are all beta and autistic

by beta and autistic do you mean silent and non-friendly? because then I'd agree

This is simply not true

>Silent and non friendly.
Why is that?
Nordic climate and a less densely populated Scandinavia in ancient times?

lol yea right, more like pic related

I have no idea, it could be. Talking to strangers is a big no-no here unless you have a specific question in mind when starting a conversation.

People stick to their own circle of acquaintances, except during weekends when people are smashes during binge drinking.

If anyone has a theory on why nordic people are so un-friendly I'd gladly want to hear.

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Really??
My face looks women, so I can go out with only women who like cute man...
So it's happy to hear that.

↓My face
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>a lot of woman think that asians are cute
Women here hate asians and small dicks, where did you get this from?

u want anal mate?

soo kawii :333

After seeing your picture I'm sure you don't like women

is she taking them off to shart on you?

Or Canadian 2bh

What about French Canadian


Btw This place sucks, I'm still pissed that I'm stuck in fucking Kentucky for 3 weeks.

>When you're on vacation and someone asks if you're American

>whe she discovers the BBC meme is a ruse

maybe i should visit 'murica eventually

you're not welcome

HOMO

that's not up to you do decide

let me fuck your boipucci

I warned you bud

Maybe it is.

He could be Donald Trump, national security, or a border control officer.

Can i come too?

try and stop me

how are you going to pay for the ticket?

We have to pay for it

Bitches love us.