Have live saving in BTC

>have live saving in BTC
>some guy with a magnet breaks into your room
>destroys your HDD
>you have no money

Is bitcoin a meme?

magnets don't affect SSDs

Do you know how bitcoin works?

magnet can't destroy my coinbase wallet

who the fuck would break into your room with the specific purpose of attempting to gauss your HDD? serious fucking question here.

>actually have life savings in bitcoins
>turn them into a real currency
>it could take months
>by the time you're done they would cost 0 because by doing that you bursted the bubble

>>have live saving in BTC
>>some guy with a magnet breaks into your room
>>destroys your HDD
>>you have no money

Is this the absolute state of Sup Forums ?

>have life savings in bills
>some guy with a cigarette lighter breaks into your room
>sets fire to your pile of cash
>you have no money

>Have some saving in BTC
>CIA niggers cut off the internet

Encrypt your private key with a symmetric key. QR-encode it. Print it out on a sheet of paper. There's your backup. Leave copies all over the place for safety, they're encrypted anyway so it's fine.

>he's never heard of degauss gangs

>putting all your eggs in one basket

>have mom as live saving
>some guy with a gun breaks into your room
>destroys your mom
>you have no money

Is mom a meme?

>basket for each egg

my ass broke

can I try to fix it with some hot glue
no homo tho

>have life
>some guy with a gun breaks into your room
>shoots you
>you have no life
Is life a meme?

>implying the jew twins won't crash the market with no survivors

Coinbase can

>have life savings in cash
>some guy with a match breaks into your room
>puts the cash on fire
>you have no money

Is currency a meme?

Why wouldn't he just steal it?

>not having your life savings in an offline wallet stored in your brain with paper backups in a safety deposit box

this is how i know you're a retard