ITT: You can only speak your local dialect,slang or argot

ITT: You can only speak your local dialect,slang or argot

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You know what's wicked pissah? That none of you faggots live nearby.

no

tu racontes quoi le normbelgin?

>csq tu t'allonges 5 minutes pendant que ton ordinateur fait une mise à jour et tu te réveilles deux heures après
Hum...

madar chodh

bea cagada

Hey, les mots standards doivent décallissés

Allez les Verts !

>Les mots standards
keséksça

lejem luissem lursec lequess lersonpiche lomprendquès lecissem lêmelec lursem /fr/

Oh I know bud, it sucks eh? You should reach, shit is lit. I've got a mickey and a two four waitin fer ya.

>non-ironiquement utiliser le louchébem en 2016

>I've got a mickey and a two four waitin fer ya
I'd take you up on that, Canuck, but truly, we have more than enough Micks down here, I assure you.

>en 2016
je vois pas le problème pêh

Décalisse, ostie
Des mots qui sont jugés ''correct'' par la maudite élite

it's just the damndest shame if y'all cain't come round fer supper. bless her heart, my wife is fixin up a great big ol' pot of shrimp and grits and we'd be pretty stoked if alla'yall could pay a visit. cool beans and take it easy if you can't though.

>Des mots qui sont jugés ''correct'' par la maudite élite
Mais de quoi tu parles bondiou

i speak like bydla

J'trouve les dames celtiques hots

fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langue_standard

Sau amerikaner, ech fick dein maul

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elle est chaudasse la pétasse

Lao mi wissa wann, i will mitmacha

Je suis sur que personne comprend ceci meme sur /fr/

Et encore, je suis décalqué parce que j'ai bu comme un trou hier soir

thanks france

por qué se volvió hilo franchute esto??

ayyyy lmao

Parce que j'ai linké le lien du fil là-bas

ah por eso
tenía que ser

AYYY YOOO DA GABBAGOOL

CAWMELAAAAA DASA SPICY MEATSABALL

abhem post ritou fi 7yeti miboun!

nnejem nefhmek

ta7ya lwebna

youtube.com/watch?v=_ItBKNRLydw

Cule calor malparido cole

'e donne so' tutte scaje, 'namo a trans daje!

7ay lahja mta3 dzeyer techbah barcha l tounes
mnin min dzeyer?

ļoti izcils "treds", esmu pārliecināts, ka visi mani sapratīs..

Kāda jēga no šī diega? Te neviens nevienu nesaprot.

I reckon this thread is pritty fuckin' retarded since ain't nobody going ta be able ta look up a translation on the internet since all the translation sites won't know what the fuck ur talking about

bueno maes, esta vara se ve hecha picha, mejor jalo antes de seguir viendo tanta playada

tu esi burgeris haha :D

oi bruv check dis leaf trynna tell man how to talk

Southerners don't say damn

Hehe ja lövajävlet e rikti jävla bög eller húr? Fan va jao hadar kanadensare o svenskar

Dis moag sojar stimm

god damn krauts thinking they know shit

Dude, like, huh? Not tubular brah, not rad at all. Mondo thread though dude.

L'ostie goal c'est ça.J'aime la discorde tabarnak ! Attache ta tuque mon p'tit bonhomme!

Basieert

tu esi fricis haha xdd

arite fein aye sure me mcgregor me munya aye me mcgregor too me rulya munya

9ol9m wlad 97ab

whyyyy u always lying'

stopp fucking lyinggg

wew lad

wew lad

wew lad

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what are those

(teens in the US unironically speak in memes)

Copa tuto máme vy paňáři?

n'gorbu a siccu

Iesi fututi mortii matii de tigan

>(You)

They use it because South is very religious and until recently saying damn and goddamn was more offensive than saying fuck, shit and cunt.

7acheni

Aguante callado gonorrea.

dneska som robiu na záhrade, kopau som krumple a sused došou reku či sa u mňa neni fusakle navyše lebo on svoje dotrhau a nemá v akých ísť fárať do bane, žena mu ich nezašiua lebo išua na jarmark kúpiť nový fiertuchu
a tá moja žena to je erdeg baba, nedá mi pokoja, som museu čistiť rýgol lebo pršauo a piesok z hory vymiuo

ay inti miboun kan law tl3t etoliste wa9t7a walit rajil w sa7ib kelma

Es isch nur es Problem für die wo nöd meh als ei Sprach rede chönd

Enculé de con, j'ai pas pipé un mot de c'te fanfaronnade

There is literally no local slang where I live. Pure generic North American English.

Aa du e fan bög eller hur?

Mie en kyl yhtää tykkää täst puhetavast mut kai se on sit puhuttava.

Interestingly enough the biggest country on the planet has no local dialects. We have areas that speak completely different languages, but no dialects in our main language.

Aaaa du hidar po ryssjävel

>country
>completely different languages but no dialects
Yeah, so. A country or a country and subjugated areas aching for independence? Faggot.

Since Russia is a federation those regions are called republics and have their own heads of states, parliaments, legal system etc. All of them except for Chechnya chose to join the federation willingly.

reet wah yes utah la day en ye fuckin wee hallions?

Me nde' in mona de tu mare ke te ga fado zvalit giu' per le stopnice.

'sapnin boays

am gittin a wee swallay the night. yersels?

wahnt a gless a wahtur?

Thanks czardom and communism

It's more or less Pushkin's fault.

Anyone else like a nice cold can of pop?

Yeah, that's what they tell you in school.
Sorry about attacking your country to make you attack us :^)
So cool that you killed all the nazis and won the war without help from US or other western powers :^)
Stalin was so epic, shame westerners are made to hate him because he was so op :^)

ahahahahahahahahahahah ibrido slavo veneto

scraic wi ye en mucker? you on la soup er wah

Are you from Poland?

do ah fuck nah yer shitey scaddish wadder anyway ye absolute ballroot

fukn sure ah nat taking enee shite aff sum fat yankee doodle doo, sling yer fuckn hook

wit ye acting the bam for? hink yer mental cause yer own Sup Forums? wit scheme ye fae?

I'm from my flag.
Just hate your country so much. Wish you'd all die. Or that there was an Russian ocean instead of a landmass.

istro veneto

>All of them except for Chechnya chose to join the federation willingly.

only a'bi craic wi' ye mucker, sure yer ascared of me so ye ar.

Aboot ?

your patters shite

Chocolatine pêh

>implying you can understand

it's called ginger ower here, no pop

Y'know I never been to fond a shrimp and I don't reckon I'd take kindly to grits neither. Folks round here in Oklahoma don't really make none a that anyways.

Sure wish this here weather would figger itself out though. One day it's hotter and wetter than the commode on chili night and the next it's just pretty as can be. Hope it gets cold soon so I can go huntin without gettin sweat up in my crack.

>implying am no the cunt you were talking tae

dafty, take yer cringe tae yon reddit or /r9k/

Z'avez pas d'argot ?

shrimp reminds me af yer mas wee dout

youre a boring cunt

Acho que cês não tão entendeno o conceito do fio.

>tfw standard American dialect