Get down and hands off that computer

>get down and hands off that computer

YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN

What's a computer?

kek

jokes on u, i got no hands. lost them in iraq, browse usong voice commands

>"CORTANA SEARCH FOR PORN_MIDGET_TRANNY_BRAZIL"

CALM DOWN IM JUST TRYING TO LIFT MY SHORTS
>gets shot by American police

>descendre et les mains de cet ordinateur

>scendere e consegnare il computer

>wysiądź i dostarcz komputer

Please, don't peek into my .minecraft folder. I'm begging you!

Ok agente.

>jos mainile de pe calculator!

>A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки! Биcтpo нa пoл и oт кoмпьютepa yшёл cyкa

>Auf den boden und sof-oh, bitte verzeihen sie Herr Ahmed Muhammed. Fahren sie ruhig mit dem download der kinder pornos fort. Willkommen in unserem Land.

>throw magnets at the PC to fry the hard drive
WHERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE NOW CIA NIGGER?

No.

>presses E
TRY ME

I'm currently in French class as I'm reading this...

For some reason, my eyes just started bleeding abundantly.

This should probably say
>descendre et ne touche pas l'ordinateur
Right now it says "get down and hands from that computer"

>der kinder pornos
I don't know German, but this doesn't look like it translates to computer.

>"Policia, manos arriba y salga del escritorio."

Descends et ôte tes mains de l'ordinateur.

French needs conjugation

so we finally meet

>I don't know German
Yea we can see that

Dumm oder so?

POLIS! TA BORT HÄNDERNA FRÅN TANGENTBORDET OCH LÄGG DIG NER!

Fookin doon fookin noo an git yer fookin ans off de fookin compoota

>For some reason, my eyes just started bleeding abundantly.
you need Jesus man.

Woops sorry. Did I say something less flattering about a brown person?