/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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sky56.cn/english/track/index
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aliexpress.com/item/tacticool-autist-backpack-you-wont-ever-go-camping-with/32788253434.html
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myfigurecollection.net/item/464603
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40 days and my MicroSD tracking doesn't show it arriving in my country.
all my other shit arrived long ago.

what to do?

>memt x5 arriving in 5 hours
If they're shit I'm gonna come to your house and piss in your vodka bottle, igor.

PicoPSU from aliexpress
250W (Chinese W) for 15$ with cables
Fire y/n?
I'm euro and these aren't sold in my place.

enjoy your house fire and insurance denying your claim

PicoPSU works in my hp microserver well tho

Hey /CSG/ !

I'm in love with my newest chi fi headphones

I highly recommend the the BGVP SDG DN1

I'm in the city chilling before a Christmas party listening to 24/48 flac 80's 45rpm Vinyl rips and I am in heaven...

> DAT DYNAMIC RANGE

nice glitter homo

No homo, they are meant to be clear achstually. They sent me glitter when I selected both MMCX cable options. No can see when I am wearing them and confusing sound quality and colour is pretty plebeian desu.

You still sound fairly upset they sent you glitter IEMs at all. I predict you'll hop on the next chi-fi memetrain the second it rolls around and be shilling that within a month or two.

And you sound pretty upset I am in the city and have a party to go to and will be socialising with real hot girls while you sit on your computer shitposting on Sup Forums

> BURNED

you're the faggot with pink sparkles in your headphones listening to 80s glam rock flacs posting in CSG... for what? to try and shame us NEETs ? my hero

fuck off and kys yourselves

> Tries to recommend /CSG/ chi fi because of incredible dynamic range
> gets shut down by user. because of glitter
> now I am teasing NEETs cause I have a life

I will fucking destroy you cunt. Oh wait I already did that without trying.

www.audiobudget.com

>brisbane
your sparkly faggot headphones will fit right in, homo

They seem to be pretty great from what I've read and I like the look of them.
Though it's a shame I recently bought KZ ZS6
What are those eartips you have on?

>I'm in the city chilling before a Christmas party listening to 24/48 flac 80's 45rpm Vinyl rips and I am in heaven...
COMFY

17 track identified one package as royal mail but has no details.
Checking the royal mail websites indicates it is not a real tracking number.

The other tracking wanted me to select a courier.
The only one that works is yodel, and it just says we will have your package details soon :(

Thanks based Bros ! They are are great, no piecing KZ highs and the bass punches a lot harder than the ZS5 and I don't need to give them any EQ besides a little sub - the foam blue tips were actually included with them - probably added later and absolutely essential in my book - the silicon just don't seal properly, even my foam off my KZ - ATE don't match up. Really impressed by the 4 core cable too. Sounds better than the one with mic. Will be buying another pair - but also will be ordering the LKER i8 for Christmas audio budget seems bang on in my book.

>order a metric shitton of things from chinks
>can't wait for them to come
fast forward a month, switched to nightshifts
>come home tired
>go to sleep
>can't sleep well because a package delivery comes twice a day
WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF

>not having your post office hold them for you

What do I gotta get to emulate on android with physical buttons without very infuriating input lag?

Every bluetooth controller, and every "gaming" android device seems to have a fuckton of input lag

>order new phone
>check tracking erry day
>10 days from China to UK
>been sat in my local sorting office since Tuesday, literally 1 mile from me
>can't go pick it up until I get the "you have been roundey'd by customs" card which can take up to a week
REEEEEEEEEE

I gave out the christmas pressies today. Everyone seemed really happy to get Chink shit

(previous thread)
>Nokia 8
>How fast is your phone? Can you run Google Daydream on it for me please? I am looking at getting this phone, but I don't know how well Google Daydream works on it.
It's a phone with a Snapdragon 835, so it's fast as fuck. Security updates are delivered in a timely manor and major updates come with open beta's. However as this phone as a LCD screen there is no official support fro Daydream. I tried sideloading the APK and while everything works fine, a pop-up stating this phone is not compatible appears and closing said popup also closes the daydream app. All the cardboard stuff works fine however.

Polite sage for off-topic.

>ch**k shit
You mean Chinese shopping.

Sup Forums brainlets really think they can beat the Chinks in watch design

item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.w4004-16724739037.6.32c6d2f1zdRKpH&id=557392257312

item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.20141001.1.453e8451NwVYUG&id=539921769440&scm=1007.12144.81309.42296_42296&pvid=80c53ba5-2289-4282-ba2d-f6b327d41c6b

Something cheap and cheery for you beggars & NEETs
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=2013.1.0.0.55186565B1NCmL&id=555499639933&scm=1007.12144.81309.42296_42296&pvid=4d038c80-496f-4f7e-b10a-bd0a8eb8d179

shop130738701.taobao.com/?spm=2013.1.1000126.2.13b77464YmpKYZ

54-17-140 The spectacle frame new high-end titanium alloy memory glasses myopia men half glasses 8028 eyeglasses oculos de grau
s.aliexpress.com/NbIZN7NR
(from AliExpress Android)

1.56 Aspheric photochromic brown gray brand myopia eyglasses lenses color film wear-resistant coated Anti-planning resin lenses
s.aliexpress.com/RZBjeaea
(from AliExpress Android)

1.56 Aspherical Brand presbyopic eyeglasses lenses Green film radiation protection special optical resin reading glasses lenses
s.aliexpress.com/7ZriqqaQ
(from AliExpress Android)

I have used these for about 2 weeks now to let my eyes adjust. The packaging was very sturdy, the shipping time was quite reasonable considering my prescription. The frames are solid, they even braded the bottom of the hinge screws so they can't back out EVER. The photochromic does not get as dark as commercial brands I have worn, but it werks. I would and have recommended and would buy from again.

Guys, something I bought from ali has only 2 days left in buyer protection. According to the shipping information, unreliable as it is, it's nowhere near getting delivered. Do I open a dispute? Ask for a refund? If so, how much? Never had this happen before.

>BGVP SDG DN1
Can you link where you got them?

I usually ask for more protection time before disputing, after three months I just give up and ask for my money

blank chink blu ray y/n?
cheaper anywhere else?

tried using the gaticn tracker? What tracking do you use? gearbest tracking is shit

Here's a rule of thumb, don't buy anything from china you're not willing to get chinked on.

Chink boys, I'm looking for a smartwatch that doesn't jew me, and that doesn't look like a toy/applewatch/band

Any suggestions? Was checking GearBest and saw an Elephone that was cool but lacked rechargeable battery:
gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_309242.html

And this one too: gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_658495.html

Has anyone tried these or something similar?

I have tried using 17track.
I also tried the royal mail website when 17 track identified this as one of the carriers.

Just bought Superlux hd 668b

Did i fug up

>vinyl rip
pure cancer
this should be a criminal offence

hi friend, please give us 5 stars.

Apparently gati tracking says "tracking number no existent"
For both packages :(.

just search bgvp on ali, dude

>:(.
>using frowny face with a beauty mark

If I buy chinkshit now, will it get here in time for Christmas? It often arrives within 2 weeks, and chink shipping works faster when there are many packages.

They did arrive exactly 5 hours after I posted and I can safely confirm half of his review.
The double flange eartips are fucking garbage. So bad that I couldn't listen to them for more than 30 minutes.
Your vodka is safe until I find some decent eartips to use them with.

thanks desu! btw it ain't wise to post pictures like this. it's mainly out of the paranoia of individual posts being correlated to people IRL but it's better to be safe than sorry dude!

what's the current word on SSDs?

Are chinkshits of any quality? Thinking of buying a samsung 850 evo but would prefer a cheaper option (250 GB).

Sup Forums removes EXIF data from uploaded pictures.

Several weeks ago I made a promise, and today and tomorrow im going to fulfill that promise.

But I have to ask you /csg/....

Whats in the box?

Not on all boards

dragon dildos

Heh.

no they're great

get velour pads though, the stock pads are fucking shit

sex doll

all boards except for /p/

awwwwwww, was hoping more people would think its dragon dildos. Either that or you just came from the other board I just mentioned her on.

Also figure the blanket gave it away. Still have to lug her up into the bedroom and dont think I can do it alone so need to wait for my SO to come home and help. After that, ill probably do a imgur album because I dont want the mods to drop the hammer on me for posting pics of her naked on here.

sex doll with a huuuge dragon dildo

what the fuck.

Pics of her in use pls

Please do a full write up of your experience fucking her

>sex doll
>having a SO
doubt.exe

First thought is was one of those fucking machines but the pink fabric didn't really fit. However, I'm curious what she looks like tbqh

Just bought 2 things.
Some new faceplates for my n3ds. Reason being they're cute, but also because I cut a whole in my old one to load new games on the SD card (without said hole, you cannot access the card without screwdriver), but then I found out there is a perfectly good FTP server for doing the same.
>aliexpress.com/item/For-New-3DS-Cartoon-pattern-Top-Bottom-Faceplate-For-New-3DS-Housing-Shell-Cover-Case/32832430112.html
(bought the black one with gold stars)

And also I bought a new mouse mat, as after five years my current one is getting quite gross. It was hard to find one that wasn't either related to a game I have never played, had a shitty stock image on it, or was overly "gamer". In the end I settled on a Hearthstone one with a Gnome and a Goblin. I really like Gnomes (my current pad has a Gnome on it) so I thought I'd stick with the theme.
>aliexpress.com/item/Hearthstone-mouse-pad-800x300mm-pad-to-mouse-notbook-computer-mousepad-cheapest-gaming-padmouse-gamer-to-keyboard/32818208350.html

Hopefully none of it gets lost in the christmas post.

There might be videos in the future, but no one here wants to see my ugly ass fucking her.

Fuck the what?

That, I can do just fine.

She bought it for us. This is something I dont get. A lot of people cant even consider the possibility that a COUPLE would or could ever get use out of one. What if they want to have threeways and shit, but are scared of drama/STDs? Ive been with this girl going on 9 years, were both curious and want to explore. This is a safe way to start that journey.

Cover her up a bit and post pictures.

>but no one here wants to see my ugly ass fucking her
i do

Take your SO clothes and put it on the doll.

now I desire to know more
upload some pictures and link them here

how expensive are glasses in your country?
im tempted to buy internet glasses, but dont know if the risk worth it.
my glasses cost like $50, frame+lenses with some filters. without that color change thing.

Oh, thatll be happening. One bitch is, the material they use for these more inexpensive dolls is called TPE, and it apparently can stain VERY EASILY from cheap clothing dye, which of course I didnt read about until AFTER we ordered a fuck ton of cheap sexy clothes from china for it. Now I have to soak it all first and do the vinegar and salt trick to try and lock the loose dyes in.

Y-y-you too.....

Sill need to get the three tons of packaging off her body. Might be able to snap a pic of her head though here in a few. Taking a break for a moment, only woke up like an hour ago.

Also, todays my 34th birthday, so its crazy that fate had her come today of all days. And one little part of the review I can give. Her skin? Soft as FUCK. ALMOST as soft as real. Mouth opening is nice and tight. I got a model with toned legs/thighs and abs. Thigh "muscles" are nice a firm like a real person with toned thighs.

She cost a little over a grand, so didnt break the bank. Took about a month to get from china to here, went through customs three times, once in china, once in japan and once in alaska before she got my home state.

Any leather belts from chinkland that won't fall apart in minutes? Plus, is there any chink EDC knife that is worth it?

Also to add to that, the vehicle she was on on the way here from alaska actually broke down. Almost didnt get her today.


Still need to name her.

Happy B-day user! Its mine today as well.
Hurry up and post some of that plastic butt.

Can anyone help with this one? :'(

How about you let us roll for the name? Dubs get to name her?

I bought this one on gearbest, but it has not arrived yet.
At least is cheap and looks fine.

This is honestly the weirdest birthday story I've ever read.

people only buy memeband 2 here.

Try sky56.cn/english/track/index

Oh fuck its actually happening. Someone actually bought a sex doll. I haven't been this excited for chink shit in weeks. Keep the updates rolling user, you're a hero

Happy birthday and post pics pls

>Still have to lug her up into the bedroom and dont think I can do it alone so need to wait for my SO to come home and help
This might be the most pathetic thing I've read on Sup Forums in a while, I bet you're not even going to fuck it, you and your boyfriend are gonna dress up as lolis and have tea parties with it

>I bet you're not even going to fuck it, you and your boyfriend are gonna dress up as lolis and have tea parties with it

I wanna see this.

>Tries to trigger anons
>Gives anons good ideas
Thx senpai

Like this, not like our anime
That you can't carry a sex doll by yourself is pretty triggering as it is shameful
Go lift you faggot

My prescription with lightweight frames non high index lenses about £150ish with progressive lenses £225 ish

happy b-day user!
don't let me down, i want to know about the sex doll, and how a 3some with one feels

Anybody got any recommendations for a good backpack on ali?

Looking for something pretty utilitarian. None of these tiny faggot backpacks like pic related.

Heres her head. Realized after taking the pics that her glassses had me in the reflection.

Not going to make one of the classic blunders of Sup Forums if I can help it.

Also posted it on Sup Forums in one of their hourly sexbot threads. Shit storm in 3....2....

Might have to wait until tonight, as I said, she weighs about a hundred pounds, and its like trying to lift someone passed out or (im sure, dont know myself!) lifting a dead body. "Dead Weight" is legit.

I can see it now.....

"Soy-la Cuckington the Third", or several racial slurs that im not sure I can post on this board, dont use Sup Forums too often these days but lurk these threads every few weeks or so.

No problem bby. I aim to please and help all the degenerates out there like me and my GF find their perfect waifu-bot or waifu-doll.

Thanks and working on it.

My and my GIRLFRIEND are for SURE going to ravage that doll pussy, and then well have a tea party with it. Also I think when I start streaming shit on twitch im going to have a few streams where its just her on the face cam. Wonder if they would let me do that?

Also fuck you, shes like 5'6 with double D tits, show me a loli that looks like that and the world is doomed.

Wrong guy, but now that I have her, I plan on it.

Have to get a strap on or a trans adapter for the full effect. GF isnt fully into chicks (yet. working on it), but she has a thing for trannys. Strange, I know.

It didn't come with hair?

Even if the Sup Forumstards don't support your purchase know that your chink brothers are here for the ride.

2 wigs. Havent gotten them out yet, also need to brush the loose hairs off them and wipe down the head as there is wig hair stuck to it from the initial pics they sent us of it once it was complete.

Heres a link to the actual companies site that has pics of the doll we got. Willing to bet the pics are touched up a bit though, so dont fully trust them.

Also....

"Crocker".....what kind of fucking name is that?

jy-doll.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=5&products_id=78&zenid=9bd1d0l0bgu7jb40so69vvlku2

aliexpress.com/item/tacticool-autist-backpack-you-wont-ever-go-camping-with/32788253434.html

ordered same thing from goybeast, paid what it costs on ali but using a coupon, regret it as said coupon only applied to the black version, would have loved to get the digital jungle one. And so far, tracking info is absolute dicks.

aliexpress.com/item/5-Pcs-lot-Tie-Ducks-How-I-met-your-mother-mens-animal-ties-high-quality-yellow/32369756548.html
I thought this meme would have died by now.
Yet I cannot find ties with the look that I want.

source?

>dubs names it
>Soy-la Cuckington the Third

OH GOD DAMN IT.

No kek, sorry dude but not this time.

How much did you pay? I bought one that looks identical to this on amazon a while ago for £15. It was kinda shit, bits broke off and it fell apart after a few months.

Also curious about this. Preferably only one compartment, and a minor one for money, so it's built like a bag with a rope you pull to make the hole small and then click a cover over it.
Looks extremely heavy and has too many compartments.

myfigurecollection.net/item/464603
It's not chink though.

$16 USD
>extremely heavy
you're one of them soyboys people keep meeming about, ain't you?

No, I just don't want to carry around excess weight in tacticool compartments.

Guess that's not too bad, then. Good luck with it.