Ask a Cornishman living in Canada anything

Ask a Cornishman living in Canada anything.

how are you different from a pornishman like me

Sounds like something got lost in translation.

so you're 1/12th Cornish?

I'am a pr0nishman because i masturbate to pornography and ejaculate, why are you le cornishman

No. Born and raised in Kilkhampton.

I'm Catholic, so I can't claim to share your habit.

What a fucking cuck, how can you even call yourself a cronishmare when you don't even beat your johnny and shoot your man juice, you fucking nigger, i will lay my hands on you, you CornNiggers will pay for slandering the queen. don't think i' havent seen bad education the movie

Francois are you drunk?

This is AMERICA speak AMERICAN, not your foreign bullshit, ho ho ho

>raving Frenchman gets piss drunk after sniffing a wine cork

I will rape your tight little boipucci with the force of a thousand black cocks penetrating a landwhale feminist sjw

This is probably a tourist to be honest

Can you speak cornish?
Why did you leave cornwall?
Will you return or stay in leafland and procreate with an x?

Ferme ta chatte fils de pute

why arent you home fighting for independence?

I like how you sound almost proud of all this.

Are you a cornwall nationalist?

Do you speak Kernowek or had any non academic contact with it?

Do you observe any kind of tradition that might be observed by a traditional Cornish family and/or are in contact with them, viz., have Cornish neighbours?

*audible horror*

Bregnoule

Gonn, a wodhesta konvedhes kernewek.

Work. I got a job offer and since there's fuck all to do in Cornwall I elected to come to Canada rather than London.

I'd rather go home, honestly. This place is far too crowded and the pace of life is too quick here for my taste, but if there is no work in Cornwall in my field then it looks like I'm here for the foreseeable future.

Independence for Cornwall is off the table. For practical purposes, it's not possible. Cornwall simply wouldn't survive without the UK post-Brexit. I also have no problem with the UK - it is a union, after all. More judicial and political autonomy would be welcome, however.

A man who shits his pants in Walmart won't understand anything about pride desu.

>judical and political autonomy
>for the most sparsely populated region of the union

yeah sure and what do cornishmen bring to the table

No. Cornish nationalism/separatism is a complete joke. I am a bit of a localist/regionalist but that's just because of what I said here I would welcome more judicial and political autonomy, i.e. a Welsh-style National Assembly.

Yes, I speak Cornish.

You mean like eating pasties and mining tin? I do quite like pasties. Cornish neighbours - there really isn't a Cornish diaspora here. There's a small town east of Toronto that has quite a few Cornish families, supposedly, but they're not my neighbours.

Sorry, I wasn't aware that people needed to bring anything to the table in order to merit a less impotent regional government. The fact that the overwhelming majority of Cornishmen would support greater autonomy itself alone merits it.

Thats probably a reasonable stance.
I once thought about an independent combined brittany-cornwall state making dosh by shipping stuff between france and england, but I guess you cant just emulate luxenbourg without a huge risk to end of worse then the balkanstates.

Its cool thhat you can speak it tho, wouldnt have thought that and its great that people managed to revive it in limited ways.

london has no interest in appeasing cornishmen as they are largely irrelevant to national politics

You're mistaken. We do everything with pride. We mart shart with an unfaltering steely gaze. You, though, you just seem to bounce between varying levels of irrelevance.

Unfortunately most Bretons are totally ignorant of their connection to Cornwall. I once spoke with a Breton who knew nothing about Armorica and believed Bretons were the only surviving Gauls.

But, yes, we fit in best in the UK and I'd venture to say that my view accurately represents popular opinion in Cornwall. Nobody really want to leave the UK apart from a few fringist plums on the internet.

London doesn't give a fuck about anyone but London. That was never in question. The only time London or any of the tusses who live there give a shit about Cornwall is when their eyeing our property for cottages to retire to.

that's the law of the jungle my special snowflake friend, parliamentary democracies are more despotic than any tyrant has even dreamt of

you've no bargaining power, no numbers, no key industries, no cultural impact - you're destined to fade away, like our kashubians

It's not varying at all. We're consistently irrelevant and take pride in our consistency also.

If we were destined to fade away then we'd have done it already. Cornish language is on the rise, consciousness of Cornish identity is spreading. If people get rowdy enough for more autonomy you'll watch and see how fast London capitulates.

>london capitulates
>before native citizens

you almost had me

It will for the simple reason that relenting to demands for a National Assembly is preferable to provoking full-blown separatism through inaction. Canada knows plenty about that, I hear.

house of commons pushes regional notions unreasonably far on the schedule, if ever

cornwall's simply too late for the party

Your county is the least relevant. You wont even get autonomy. Youre lucky we havent just levelled it & turned it into a Tesco tbhf

We're not a country, we're a duchy. You should know that.

Also, it's quite rich seeing Brits east of the Tamar tell us what they're going to do or what they should have done with Cornwall as they lose the demographic battle - and with it, their political potency - day by day to pakis and assorted riff-raff. Meanwhile Cornwall is 96% Cornish.

An Sowsnek yw tus wann. :^)

Post vocaroo of your language, it looks like it sounds nice.