itt: tech pet peeve terms
>app
>internet of things
>big data
>scrum
Itt: tech pet peeve terms
Blake Jackson
Gavin Sullivan
>itt
Andrew Ramirez
>pet peeve
Nathaniel Lopez
>hackable
Zachary Morris
>absolute sweetie.jpg
Eli Mitchell
>Rig
>Daily driver
Austin Rivera
>neural network
>mobile
>javascript
>electron
Adam Moore
>he doesn't drive his rig daily
Dominic Mitchell
>blockchain
>dapp
>pos
>pow
>atomic swap
Samuel Anderson
>Frying pans are technology
Thomas Thomas
>app
>trending
>cloud
Nolan Allen
...
Zachary Williams
>SoC
Ryan Russell
How nobody knows (or cares) what Windows is let alone what version they're using until they have a problem with it.
>Grandmother (91) literally knows dick about computers
>Only uses them for email and endless hours of solitaire
>Goes on a fucking rant one day about "Windows 8" to our whole family (something about the tiles pissed the old lady off)
Chase Brooks
to be fair, if the OS is preventing granny from using email and card games, it's a fucking bad OS.
Ryder Powell
>steve jobber
Evan Kelly
calling your computer a cpu
Kevin Carter
>calling storage memory
>calling the monitor the computer
>calling the pointer the mouse
Joseph Morris
>calling programs applications
>calling applications programs
Jaxon Parker
>Calling it a pointer instead of a cursor.
Nolan Rogers
It's like calling a remote a "clicker".
Samuel Campbell
Do you know the definition of technology? Just because this board os full of electronic silicon shit dosen’t negate the fact pans are technology.
Justin Phillips
I remember in 4th grade my teacher Mrs. Bell told us that pencils were technology. It blew my dumbass little mind. Apparently didn't have Mrs. Bell.
Gavin Price
>Machine learning
It's literally being dragged into every conversation by our directors at the moment...
>"How can we apply machine learning to the security doors?"
Well, I suppose we can program them to listen in on conversations, work out everyone's IQ and stop letting f*ckwits like you in.
Grayson Gomez
>state actor
>leaked
>hacked
>
Noah Wilson
>A. I.
Isaiah Butler
ICT
Storage is a form of memory (as is RAM). But I agree, calling it storage is less confusing.
Ayden Thomas
>"""smart""" ______
>web enabled
>secure IoT
Ryder Bennett
>declarative
Juan Mitchell
>dev
>ops
>devOps
>blackOps
>devBlackOps
Ethan Cox
Could have sworn it was the finger banger.
William Thomas
Nothing wrong with any of these terms.
Christopher Adams
>neural network
This one is great though
Gabriel Johnson
>life hacks
Isaac Rivera
> ...fuckwits like you in.
Priceless.
Nicholas Wright
Treating
> Anonymous
like it's a single person or group or giving the word any power at all.
Jacob Brown
>Bean Factory Decorator Interface
Kayden Murphy
>powerful programming language
What's the point of this "powerful" buzzword, when you can do webdev in assembly and write a kernel in javascript?
Hunter Williams
>cloud
Lucas Adams
>solutions
absolutely meaningless word
Nathaniel Diaz
how is that the case?
Luke Turner
>>neural network
kys
Benjamin Kelly
>I turn coffee to code
>I'm a code artesian
Jaxson Walker
>what does our startup offer?
>just be ambiguous lol
>"IT Solutions :^)"
Matthew Walker
Well what does service industry offer, other than solutions to problems?
Ryder Gray
>agile programming
>content creator
Michael Rodriguez
>solutions to what problems exactly?
>"i dunno just put that shit up on our website lol"
Jason Watson
> Analytics
> Big data
> Machine learning
> Robotics
> Agile
Jacob Campbell
Them being idiots doesn't mean the word has no meaning.
Aaron Flores
>scrum
This word just needs to die in general.
Jordan Sanchez
Yeah they should list their entire service catalog in the tagline.
>being this jobless
Levi Kelly
Why?
Working with scrum is awesome.
And you mean even remove it from rugby?
Adam Ortiz
>real time (to mean live)
Matthew Wood
>live [to mean direct transmission]