What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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>free will

f*ck her

I have this post filtered on all my devices now owned

is it liyu day yet

>filtering posts on Sup Forums

why even come here then

>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps

lewd!

Mods obv don't like liyu seeing as they deleted the liyu 1 3 times

she's cute

no shes actually weird looking

she's cute and you don't know anything

I'd fuck her in front of my fiancee because she likes it like that

Install a cock

This. Androids are the perfect opportunity to compensate for what girls have been lacking all along.

I will set her to work designing and constructing insanely vast, endless swarms of berserker loli terminators.

I won't say exactly what for.

how old is this girl? looks underage, but then all asians do

she's australian years old

u fucking what m8

australian years old
instagram.com/tsuruko/?hl=en

neat, i live near her. the more you know.

She would learn my language while
I worked on the compiler
until her proficiency was great enough
that she could work on the library

Oh then maybe she would be good enough to help with my self-hosted second compiler
We would also take breaks to make out

I guess it would be kind of depressing and make me question if I have any intrinsic value.
Knowing that my needs are met by some superficial mass produced toy that is incapable of actual love.

The sad part is I would actually enjoy an android GF.
Maybe that's something a lot of people don't want to admit is that we aren't actually deep.
That's just an excuse for suffering or punishing yourself.

Also readily available android girls would completely decimate sex trafficking. Loli-bots for pedos.
How young of a loli-bot would you do?

She looks older without makeup

>implying an android girlfriend won't be a botnet.