Hello everyone. I'm american and this is my experience with sharting. It firsted started when I was five, I went to the local Walmart with my mother, whom is a raging alcoholic. We were browsing the alcohol section while I noticed something. Brown stains at the back of her pants. It was as if someone stabbed her but instead of blood it was poop. It trickled down her fat legs and onto the dirty white floor. The smell was horrid.
I was shocked at first but momma quickly explained to me that there is nothing wrong with sharting and that the owners of Walmart even encourage it. You see, a long time ago when we were fighting the British our brave soldiers would shart to confuse them. While the British were wondering what the hell was happening our brave men would come out from behind the foliage, with the freshly made shart leaking out of their assholes and dripping down their flabby legs and they'd ambush them. The British never even stood a chance.
Sharting can never be forgotten, it is the the thing this proud nation is built upon. It is an American Tradition. One which we promised our forefathers we'd carry on. Now please excuse me, I have to take a trip to Walmart to honor my brave ancestors who fought off british tyranny.
Alexander Lopez
Kek
Adrian Hill
SHART
Jack Anderson
IN
Ryder Rivera
loo
Christopher Adams
MART
Blake Ross
DESIGNATED
Cooper Price
SHARTING
Alexander Davis
Anyone else notice that it's mostly subhuman pakis and beaners forcing this meme?
Noah Taylor
*yawns*
Ayden Rivera
MART
Logan Cruz
How will Americans ever recover?
Julian Campbell
It's mostly third world shitskins that make up things to feel better about themselves
Jonathan White
Are we?
Aiden Martinez
t. sharter
Camden Adams
>Murica >First world
Grayson Martinez
...
Leo Campbell
>Amerisharts
Josiah Gutierrez
>Mexico >Argentina >Grease >Brazil Literally all third world shitskins
Probably a poortugal diaspora
Asher Baker
lmao, look at this cuck, unironically assmad about a dumb joke
SHART
Jayden Perez
shart
William Foster
Nice shart.
Ryder Myers
Why do Americans not simply go to one of those over-sized toilets and take a shit instead of having this happen to them?
I dont get it.
Hudson Peterson
Don't lie you shart also.
Easton Morales
>Tries to farts >Poops itself
I have read variations of this story way to many times on reddit, it can't be fake.
Levi Baker
chill no need to lose your shit about it
Camden Parker
Yes, you sure are American.
Saged, reported and hidden.
Levi Jackson
>Americans can handle banter
Angel Wright
I step into mart, what do i see? a sea of shart, staring at me i try to run away, i try to turn around but when i do i slip on shart on the ground
What did you think of my hip slam poetry? Thinking of sharing it with some of my african american inner city friends. the shart represents the struggle of an inner city african american, but it also represents americas number 1 pastime: shart in mart
Hunter Taylor
black man approved
Kevin Young
...
Tyler Torres
I like your rendition of ''Take the Poo to the Loo'', it is very topical and relevant in regards to this thread and its contents.
Oliver Murphy
This isn't helping anyone, but I actually did shart today....I thought it was going to be a fart, but it came out liquid. Good thing I never leave the house
Joshua Campbell
cmon...
Juan Hughes
no, it really happened, you want pics of my underpants??
Aaron Myers
yes
Aiden Brown
...
Hudson Lewis
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Angel Thomas
>It's not a meme
Mason Phillips
Nice nutella stain faggot
Aaron Thompson
...
Colton Johnson
...
Matthew Martinez
yeah, it wasn't much, but I had to quickly run to the toilet
Sebastian Diaz
you actually did it you fucking lunatic
Cooper Roberts
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
A TRUE PATRIOT
Gavin Robinson
kek
Ryder James
EWWWWWWWWWWW AMERISHARTS
Chase Green
P delivers
Tyler Russell
Fair play
Julian Scott
On my way to /r/Sup Forums! This cap is gonna be hot stuff
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
Jace Fisher
what the shart
Aaron Powell
EWWW SHART
Matthew Ross
>amerisharts
Matthew Ross
>blame the minorities
Haven't you got better things to do?
Like sharting in a mart?
Parker Jenkins
amerisharts
Austin Williams
Being a black man myself, I approve of this
Asher Lee
SHARTED
Jayden Powell
haha nice
Wyatt Adams
Sharting is the new sexy. Cheer leaders even shart to empower sports teams!
Goddammit. I thought if we embraced this meme it would pass faster. You took it too far. You should be ashamed.
Jose Hernandez
kek what a patrishart
Levi King
...
Ethan Phillips
Canadians are good lads unlike Amerisharts
Adrian Cook
ABSOLUTE B MADMAN S A O D L M U A T N E
Nathan Rogers
Ameripoos can't handle banter. This is why no one invites you to parties.
Tyler Sanders
...
Matthew Rogers
You're a patriot to your country.
David Cooper
t. sharter
Julian King
Oh well, bullying that ends with mass sharting is preferable to mass shooting. Shart not shoot needs to be an official campaign.
Joseph Barnes
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Joshua Richardson
...
Julian Phillips
A true shartriot you are.
Gavin James
I am loving this meme so far. Keep it up, Britain.
Easton Rogers
he actually did it! absolute madman!
Bentley Thomas
Nice cringe
John Russell
You're a disgrace to our nation
Camden Campbell
A B S O L U T E B M A D M A N S A O D L M U A T N E
Andrew Gomez
anyone smell something? smells like sharts
Lincoln Baker
Can you guys take me? I'm an American woman and I'm just tired of the guys, here. I'm in love with the British, particularly England. I love Gordon Ramsay, british dark comedy like Black Books and Doctor Who, biscuits, (cookies) shepherd's pie, Karl Pilkington, The Office (UK), and the English culture and sentiment.
You're all just sort of cold, detached, yet intellectual, brooding, thoughtful, innovative, and introspective. American guys just all seem to be idiotic and easily pleased as evidenced by their more joyful behaviour. (spelt it right) You guys actually have enough neurons to comprehend dry humour, as well. And probably the biggest plus are the accents, oh my god. Americans sound retarded and dopey compared to Brits. Not only that, but the average American boy is just idiotic. You all sound so posh, educated, high class, and the ones that don't are interesting and unique. So, my end game is this:
I want to move to England to work, after I graduate high school (I'm a senior and 18, don't ban), and find an English boyfriend. How hard is it for an American to find work overseas? Do Brits like American girls? Please, it's my dream to date an intellectual, white british boy and drink tea, go to pubs and hang out with the "lads" while listening to The Smiths and watching reruns of Harry Potter and Peep Show.
If you guys have any advice, I'm all ears.
Jack Lee
Gonna go post this in /brit/
Easton Sullivan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh >it's not a meme AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA OMGM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAH
Nathan Nguyen
You all know what to do.
Nathaniel Myers
is this pasta?
Christian Sanders
IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julian Scott
>I will unironically have to proxy to Canada now Been a good ride but it's time to abandon ship
Levi Kelly
"My country, ' tis of pee, Smelly land of shartery, of thee I sing; Land where my fathers shit, Land of the pilgrims' bowel movement, From every shop and store let free sharts pour!"
Nathan Morales
I'm getting hella (You)'d, I only posted it because it would make Sup Forums's night
Did my underpants make r/Sup Forums yet?
Angel Ortiz
SHART IN MART
Thomas Powell
SHART IN MART NOT SMART
Cooper Brown
come the fuck on
Mason Lee
Pajeets do it out of necessity
We do it because living in the greatest country in the world gives us the freedom to do things like that. it's a message to the rest of the world, a sort of call to arms to take back their countries, and their god given right to defecate like the independent, free-thinking, living humans they are.
Dylan Thomas
>Can't even blow his animals >""""""""Free""""""""""""
Nolan Turner
zitto animale
Camden Cook
SHARTING IN AN EPIC MART
Robert Sanders
>itt: Leaf Nigger Claiming he has freedoms dont make me laugh I might just shart in your general direction. :^)