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>News
• Posts a nice picture of his BGVP headphones and a small review • user gave out chink shit present for Christmas • user unboxes a Chink sex doll posts pic of its head • user on the look out for travel backpacks gets recommendations • user gets a hoodie that's a few sizes too small • user loves his Mpow Edge bluetooth buds • Another user bought that bluetooth earpiece • LEGO cracks down on chink legos get your LEPIN sets while you still can youtube.com/watch?v=CVs9WtbvrO8
• user's 11.11 purchase came in, a nice shirt but the print is a little faded • Russian aliexpress reviews are something else • user gets a Huion drawing tablet Previous thread

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gsmarena.com/huawei_y360-7077.php
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should I buy some hitler lego before they get sued?

Anything swastika or Nazi related doesn't seem to last long regardless.

They lasted 12 years which is longer than Obama did, retard.

I wonder how this is going to go...

hmmm yah, they seem to try and get away with it

Some of my chinkshit came in

is that mp3 player a ruizi or whatever ? i was gonna buy one cause my xiaomeme battery dies after about an hr playing mp3s

I have two ancient G-Shocks and a snackbar F91.

How do those Skmei watches compare?

Yea it's a ruizi, I haven't used it a whole bunch, I'd assume the battery life probably is around maybe 4-6 hours of constant playback. I've had it for 5 days and with casual use its battery is at 3/4 atleast what I can assume from the indicator.

It just arrived today so I don't have much experience, but at the moment it's a pretty good watch for what it is. It's able to keep time. Also it was a bit to big when I got it, so I had to remove some of the links to adjust and it fits pretty nicely, compared to my g shock it's smaller and less chunky, I don't have an f91 Compare it to but I hope the image can show you the difference

tfw no russian gf to buy chinkshit with

Maybe this is a bit slowpoke, but what's up with these "order cancelled" in shipping information? (11.11 orders)

sellers cancel the order something?
I'm getting this even from official company stores

gibe the link, plox.

wasn't 11/11 the chink black friday or something ?

No idea, some people have opened disputes and won because of it though, so maybe they're actually cancelled.

I bought this watch phone from Amazon and returned it before I even took a picture of it on my wrist. It would have been cute but it started having software problems almost immediately. The display is rectangular and just masked by circular plastic above it. Anyway it's 2G only and those networks are being shut down. They also increased the price since I bought it.

Hello Sup Forumsuys,
I have a parcel that hasn't been delivered yet.
I've got a notification yesterday that is being unloaded to the "local" post office, no idea which one of the 3-4 that are around here.
The postman delivered here today some bills but he didn't leave any parcel, or knock the door to leave one as he does every time.
>pic related is the tracking info from aliexpress
and the mail has this as a title
>Package arrived in local post office
What do?
Should I open a dispute? Note that this is the last day of the 2-month window from the original order, which I placed back in october.
Thanks in advance.

It's often not the usual postman who carries parcels these days, in the USA anyway. It could arrive in a different truck or even a private contractor. You have documentation of how long it took to arrive so don't worry about opening a dispute later.

Received a bag. Its made by Cobbler legend, bought on aliexpress

Got it a week ago and there is already a little bruise, but apart from that it's pretty nice

I also received a wallet, bought from the ContactS store on aliexpress too. It looks pretty good. Both smells a kinda strong smell of leather.
Planning to buy a key wallet next.

That wallet looks huge

It's not tiny but i don't find it huge. You can judge here i put 2 standard cards and there is a place to stock an SD memory card

>opening a dispute later
That's the part that I am worried about.
This is the first time a chink parcel gets delayed that much and I don't know if you must open a dispute on the 60nth day, just to have you covered.
I don't mind waiting a few days more, it's very likely that the parcel is in the end of its journey.

can i buy a decent chinkSSD for 50$? or should i just get a sandisk 240g from amazon for 80$+10 shipping?

Go back some threads for the answer

Yes, look at Kingdian S280 / S500

Not him, but I don't see any explanation on what that message is.

Just got my microusb cable I ordered a month ago. Too bad in that time I got a new phone that's USB-C

>tfw no dancing chink gf
will the xiaomi ai bot dance?

She looks more like a nip than a chink.

All of the videos she makes are titled in chink. She acts like a weeb though so that might be why she's trying to look nip.

Well that is an FFXIV outfit.

>Awaiting cancellation
Will my request to cancel the order be honored or will I get chinamen'd, /csg/?

• Another user bought that bluetooth earpiece →

Does that bluetooth earpiece really have a microphone? What about the bigger black rectangle version?

uwu whats this?

sounding rods

what are sounding rods desu

thicc booty pink bitch

Maybe you gentleman are right. Her teeth are too straight for her to be a nip.

>drill bit
lel
>Beyerdynamic Custom One
good taste

for what fucking purpose, you fucking degenerate

Cute stocking give you a +5% programing ability. Everyone knows this.

theyre cute socks desu

She's chinese.

S500 are better but they are hard to find

Bit of a stretch but has anyone bought sharpening stones from aliexpress and can vouch for them? Something with a four-digit grit preferably.

Wew lads. Had a good morning today.

bump

post the uncensored imgur. If you haven't done so, go do it naw

Well you'd best get good use out of her.

Only snapped a couple pics. Mostly same position as there. Straight up woke up with her ON TOP OF ME, face to face.

It was on like donkey kong at that point. Also banged her while others are in the house doing remodeling. GF didnt even know what was going on. She came into the room after I was done and got spooked by her then started laughing her ass off.

What's the best sub 20€ chinkshit soldering iron?

Awwwww, come on, it was censored!

>degenerates
make sure not to procreate

Love you too bby.

Eh, I guess I can at least say thank you janitor for just deleting it and not tossing me a timeout. Ill just post an imgur later, no worries.

threesome with gf pics when?

what should I buy myself for christmas

>passive-aggressive degenerates
its even worse than i initially thought...
have the tubes in both of you tied, for future generations sake

Now thats NOT going to happen, sorry guys. Would love to, but shes paranoid about that stuff, could lose her job.

aliexpress.com/item/Adult-Spider-Man-Spider-Man-mask-Spiderman-hood-MA11395430/32602893032.html
Bam. Order one for her then post some pics. Or order 3 and have a really weird threesome

of all the sex dolls you get this monstrosity?

Joy

...

What dont you like about her?

I personally liked the "muscles" in her legs. Im a leg and foot guy, so yeah. Also her tits are nice.

Adding to the review. Her joints are VERY stiff. I figure after some use theyll loosen up a bit, but for anyone getting one, its something to consider. Shes also MUCH easier to maneuver than I thought after the fiasco of getting her upstairs. Pretty easy to throw her around on the bed, and as I said, at some point while I was passed out drunk I somehow got her on top of me in my sleep.

The future is now

post pic i think it's dead desu

It's removed for a reason. Go and have a look on an archive.

Nah, janitor didnt like it even though it was censored (probably the cum on her stomach), and im not risking a ban, Like I said, ill post an imgur album later on today of pics of her whole body.

Also, get 4chanX my dude, you can still see deleted posts for a while.

Do you guys have any recommendations for decent art for my wall from any chink sites? Looking for stuff that won't look washed out and terrible but I'm not too concerned besides that. Also not into displate-style, garish gaming bullshit. More into actual art, I just don't want to spend hundreds on oil paintings.

i have 4chanx desu its still dead, the new janitors are fucking pathetic one of them purged 80% of the posts in a thread the other day they were off topic but still pretty stupid to just nuke a thread

it's not completely weeb but there are some nice studio ghibli posters with a nice sorta vintage affect i can link those

Yeah, please. I like ghibli stuff.

its just because RegularOP is buddies with the fags and complains when people complain about him posting affiliate links and the rest of the bs that comes about in these spam threads

can i get a link to some nice quality socks that aren't tiny. plain colour or simple pattern.
bought a few but: they're tiny or rip easy

you need some programming socks desu senpai

Maybe its onee-chan then that makes it so I can still see deleted posts. Either way, im not going to say anything negative. I got my warning.

More doll info.

Her makeup is NOT permanent. I think the makeup around the eyes and the eyebrows that are drawn on can be washed off. I have seen on another doll site (Real Love Sex Dolls) that they have special makeup and makeup remover thats "doll safe", guessing the TPE material doesnt like certain stuff? Dont know yet. Im going to be posting a FUCK ton of questions on doll forum in the next few days, like what makeup is safe, what eyelash glue and nail glue is safe, how to maybe apply tattoos to TPE, and a lot more. Once I get the info ill be sure to post a nice break down of all of it on here for any potential buyers. Ill even try and do a nicely compiled PDF or something in the near future and post a link to it in here for people.

Im happy to actually be contributing something for any future doll owners. I went in blind after almost 15 years of wanting one, and am VERY happy with my purchase so far, but she IS a commitment. I know about once a month, to keep her nice and soft and her skin flexible you have to do a baby oil rub down, and once the material absorbs all of it, then you have to apply baby powder to her. ALSO, and this is important, if you clean one off in the shower, dry it out IMMEDIATELY, and definitely make sure if you clean her on the inside of the openings that you dry them off ASAP. If theres ANY spots inside that are open to the skeleton, it can cause it to full on fucking RUST. Not good.

Have you considered the fact that sex dolls might not be technology?

But she IS chink shit, and what thread is this?

Also, how are they not technology?

jesus christ that's almost as much maintenance as a real woman

>and what thread is this?
Chink shit, on the technology board. The implication is that this thread is the chink shit subsection of technology, not chink shit in general. That's not how boards work.

>Also, how are they not technology?
No electronics, no mechatronics, just simple joints at best. It's a sex doll, not technology.

Bullshit. You dont have to pay for dinner, dancing, a movie and then if your lucky you might get to hold her hand.

Also, from what ive read the cleaning and oilling really only needs to be done once a month, and ive seen others claim they do it only twice a YEAR. Its to stop the TPE from getting hard and cracking. No different than any silicon dildo or fleshlight.

And Xiomi hand towels, fidget spinners and tea are technology. OK, got it.

Hey, if the janitor wants me to stop, I will. People will just have to get their info from somewhere else then. I promised like a month ago to do a full review, and I know I took the risk posting a pic. Like I said, I got my warning, I get it.

nah it is Sup Forums x i also have oneechan desu i think it's because i didn't have the thread loaded before the image was removed and the thread hasn't been archived so there is no backup of the photo. what sorta doll is it and you said you have a grillfriend did she not freak out about you having that and why just you just have sex with her kek

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I have three of them and a dragon ball one in similar style they are pretty good quality i think they are standard a3 size

go on youtube and watch the UK doco called LOVE ME, LOVE MY DOLL

its about weird creeps buying sex dolls. One guy has a girlfriend. See the results of what happens when you are in a relationship and you buy a sex doll. its in the documentary.

aliexpress.com/item/Miyazaki-Hayao-Totoro-Spirited-away-Cartoon-animation-Home-Furnishing-decoration-Kraft-Movie-Poster-Drawing-core-Wall/32719144274.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10344_10068_10130_10345_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_51102_10340_10341_10548_10192_10541_10190_10084_10083_10307_10301_10303_10539_10312_10059_10313_10314_10184_10534_100031_10604_10603_10103_10605_10594_10596_10142_10107,searchweb201603_2,ppcSwitch_7&algo_expid=98420d6c-39c1-47c6-9466-33b016c71d48-0&algo_pvid=98420d6c-39c1-47c6-9466-33b016c71d48&rmStoreLevelAB=0

She bought it for us. And shes even cool with me getting a second one (found an elf doll on another site, sadly NOT from china so I wont be reviewing that one in here, but I WILL add her pics to the imgur album when I get her.)

I do have sex with her, a lot, but were also pretty open and she been wanting to experiment a bit. A doll is a safe way to start that journey. No drama, no STDs, no hangups (but user, I dont like giving head or other women!). Basically living the dream.

Let me guess, the chick got jealous and left him? Sounds like a pre-existing problem was there from day one to me.

Yeah, dolls and sex toys for men are creepy as shit, but vibrators and what are essentially tuperware dildo orgy parties are fine for women and empowering. Please.

>she been wanting to experiment a bit

lol, that's the whole

>I'm a huge whore

speech

Dude, im too old to even care about the Sup Forums logic anymore. And im no angel myself, its not like I didnt fuck my way through half the city when I was much younger.

But enough off topic shit. I got to clean her off, get out some clothes and get some pics. Sorry janitors if this has gone on too long.

Anybody buy down jackets on ali/banggood? Any recommendations or things to look out for?

$15 for the Alfawise electric toothbrush looks like a xiaomeme clone hmmmmm

Okay so I've been playing with this thing around all day, it's really fun.
The stylus is, as advertised, battery-free.
The only caveat I found was the fact I needed to install the drivers, uninstall them, reinstall, uninstall them once more and then install them a third time for them to work properly, but otherwise no complaints here.
I'm certain someone with more experience in tablets could find more faults, but this is my first experience with one, and I can hardly say I'm anything but enjoying this.
Using the PC with that instead of a mouse is pretty comfy.

thats not true, real woman can wash themselves after youve finished, this is far more maintenance than a 3dpd. just pump and dump...

Don't worry, you'd have to go through the same process with a wacom tablet in my experiences. Then a week later the drivers will stop working again.

that that have a "lefty" mode? rotate the tablet 180deg and have the buttons on the right side and still be able to draw properly?

Anyone want to recommend a smartphone to replace my Huawei Y360 from 2015?

Finding a cheaper phone that's a lot better shouldn't be that hard considering the specifications of the y360..:
gsmarena.com/huawei_y360-7077.php

The important part is that this is a 4.0 inch phone and that's what I want. That's also what makes finding a suitable upgrade problematic (to put it mildly).

Sure does, "work space" settings have rotation.
Warning though, look at where the usb port is on the photo. Will probably make it slightly annoying to use that way since the default cord is angled and will point at you. I suppose you can find a straight cord though, it's an ordinary micro-USB.

Redmi note 4x or Redmi 5

i spent 28 euros to this for a unknown reason, at least it looks cool if it works when it arrives
any ideas for other useless but cool shit from chinks to buy when i am drunk

>Redmi note 4x or Redmi 5
Are those 4.0 inch phones? No, they are not 4.0 inch phones.

It would be very nice if you seriously considered reading what you are replying to or killing yourself, the latter is probably your best bet.