I am an American, and I have never been shot, nor have I shot someone else, I am not fat...

I am an American, and I have never been shot, nor have I shot someone else, I am not fat, and I have never once shat my pants in public.

nice meme tho

liar

That's a convincing statement.

Fake and gay
All american posters are just Finnish VPNs

hey look it's mexico and europe's mexico

t. Sharty marty

But you definitely wear your shoes to bed

is sharty marty slang for a type of cake or something

shart in mart

S H A R T
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SHART

so you are peter wong?

fucking commie

Ok

You are an extremely rare American.

>Not sharting at least once a year on independence day
Fuck off gommie

>yet

What do you want me to do? clap?

DESIGNATED SHARTING MARTS

SHART
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...

Guns are not commonly-used in us desu?

>I'm not a shitty human being

good on you, american

>tfw Catholic
>I celebrate Easter

Enough!

The more amerisharts try to dispel the meme the funnier It gets.

yeah, but i am pretty sure you are a shallow pretentious person, and that uses shit units thinking they are intuitive and logic, go fuck yourself ameritard, you are a meme

Will Amerisharts ever be allowed to make the poo in loo joke again or will they get thrown in into the mocking circle?

you are the 1%

Poo in loos rarely post outside their own general

As a Baltimorean, I've never seen anyone shot or even pull out a gun to threaten another person. I've never seen a stabbing up close either and only a few of those in the distance.

That stuff is easy enough to avoid.

Also I'm not fat although it's not their fault, anyone who is.