Why do americans shart in mart?

Why do americans shart in mart?
Why do americans plop in shop?
Why do americans excrete in boutique?
Why do americans egesta in shopping center?
Why do americans diarrhea in galleria?

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Fucking kek. Its all over for the yanks. The Aussies have their hands on it now.

Amerisharts uncontrollably shart their private parts in the marts

>be american
>get shart

Is this a new meme? I went away for a week...

What's an Americans favourite movie?

SHART WARS, EPSIDOE III: REVENGE OF THE SHIT

LEAK IN THE COSMETICS BOUTIQUE

POOP BALL IN THE SHOPPING MALL

TURD BAR IN THE SHOPPING BAZAAR

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HOLY KEK

I gotta say this meme is really bad but it's nice that Canada isn't getting bullied now.

It's a very old shartpost that for some mysterious reason has exploded into a full-on meme over the past few days

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lol shut up nerd

I think you mean

SHART WARS: EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE SHITS BACK

SMELLY IN DELI

FAECESTER?

SHARTY McMARTY

POOP TRAIL, SET IN PLACE BY THE AMERIWHALE

You got any clever ones involving the word feces?

>A FUCKING LEAF

GREASY PIECES OF FECES IN THE HOUSE OF JESUS

DEUCE IN PRODUCE

Eh, doesn't involve a shopping center of any kind.

peopleofwalmart.com/category/accidents/

>"M-MUH SPICS WITH POO WATER"
>"M-MUH CANADA E. COLI POISONING"

GROSSENING THE GROCERIES

>There isn't a church in his local Mart

Feel sorry for you bruv

I don't have a local mart.

>DROPPING THE FECES IN THE WAL-MART AISLES

Holy kek. You fucking mexicunts are hilarious.

Juan you're pronouncing that wrong

EXCREMENT IN DEPARTMENT

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody shart in the Wallmart store

>sharty feels with the walmart eels

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I'm surprised that shop-n-sharts aren't a worldwide thing. Where do other countries poop?

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They should just add a toilet to the scooters at this point, you agree right?

pooper on scooter

Let it go,

Let it go,

Can't hold it back anymore

Let it go, Let it go

Gotta defecate in the store

I don't care, what the people saaayy

Let the SHART rage on,

The shit never bothered me anyway

Genuinely curious. I kinda get why Americans shart, but don't get why in the mart.

SHARTING THROUGH MY PANTS

THESE STAINS THEY WILL NOT CLEAN

Plooptoon: Shitting up Vietnam

That one is pretty good.

These subhumans shart everywhere they go, its just that they when they go out in public, it's to go to walmart, so the only place where people can observe it is in the mart.

>Amerdecans literally can't buy groceries without sharting

SHART

Sharting through the shop
On a poop-stained store scooter
Towards the chips we go
Sharting all the way

Farts come out of my crack
Making shoppers gag
Oh what fun it is to shart
At my local Walmart

Oh I shat my pants, shat my pants
Shat them all the way
Oh what fun it is to shart
On my scooter tonight
Shat my pants, shat my pants
Shat them all the way
Oh what fun it is to shart
On my scooter tonight

What a mess. Good luck mopping that up, Pablo.

SHART SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FINE ME


DAT MART CRAY

My sharting brings all the boys to the store
And I'm like
Damn right, it's smellier than yours
Damn right, it's smelleir than yours
I can teach you
But I need new pants

Canada = literally US cutlure

You probably do your fair share of sharting too.

ewwww, I see. Thanks.

it's funny that this meme won't fly in Sup Forums because it's so fucking infested with yanks lmao

>you will never be so free that you let go of your bodily functions at the local freedom market.

>be American
>drive 1hr 30 mins to nearest Mart
>"still faster and more efficient than walking through the park for 1 mile, I'd rather sit in my comfy rolling coal Ford F-150" you think
>the numerous speed bumps on the endless sub-urban roads cause your sphincter to relax
>you're confident that your ability to fight on like the founding fathers allows you to endure the hardships of this trip
>arrive in the 15mile x 15 mile parking lot
>the endless looping around the parking lot causes your sphincter to get anxious
>"Gosh darn it when will I get to the fricking Mart!" you start to think
>finally find a proper space for your car
>however your All-American™ fighting spirit and strength is fast drained by your ever-relaxing sphincter
>can't even properly park the car, the fight against the tea-tax tyranny of your sphincter is coming to a messy end
>"If I can just get to the Mart like my grandad got to Berlin!" you think
>Sphincter releases a massive, high-fructore corn syrup fueled shart
>"This is my personal 9/11" you think
>prostate on the car lot so that your compatriots can see your moment of shame and anguish, for you have failed all free men and all democratic peoples everywhere
>bald eagles shed a single tear in unison
>Barack HUSSIEN Obama (aka B.O.) outlaws shartriotism

Yeah, we'll see about that.

Dude look at the other threads about this, the Americans getting angry about it won't stop posting Sup Forums rhetoric.

paul shart: mart cop

at least now they'll stop stealing memes from here

just checked, currently one thread in Sup Forums with yanks being arrogant per usual

No wonder you guys call Americans septics :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>TFW one of our threads got deleted here
Janitors must have sharted

archive.is/pxCjr

This one?

reread your post rasheed
your a dorable

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fucking hell

>poo in loo
>shart in mart

when did Sup Forums became so populated with bodily food waste enthusiasts?

The 'Americans shit and shart' meme based on some cherrypicked images of aisles that are selected by management to be the recycling area of the stores needs to stop.

America is the most hygienic country on earth. If you think sharting is unhygienic then you are an idiot. Sharting is hygienic. America has sharting and it is hygienic. Other countries

Don't wash their hands
Don't shower multiple times a day
Fuck animals
Don't brush their teeth
Eat food that went bad

It is disgusting and unnatural. America does good, natural things. It acts like a country of people should act. I enjoy my sharting not fucking pissed on and expired burger, even though burgers do taste good. You other fucks have destroyed your immune system. Also there is no shit in the average store aisle. The only shit is in designated sharting aisles. And if there is poop elsewhere it is because of animals, not humans, Americans don't shit outside. Don't believe the memes. Australians are the unhygienic ones. Abos never invented a toilet and they let abos run wild. Most Australians have abo shit on their shoes.

POO IN BIN

I dunno senpai, Australia's dank meme squad is already pushing this.

Hmm... never thought about it that way.

t. sharter

STOOL IN POOL

POOP SCOOP

AMERIGNATED

hmm really makes you shart

poo buffet in the guanabara bay

I must be missing something because if I eat at McDonalds I get a McBrick. I couldn't draw that fucker out with a plunger much less accidentally in my pants.

You need to take diet pills and eat greasy food

*SHITES

same, this is great

Laughed so hard I had to change my diaper

America's favorite philosopher?

Jean Paul Sharter

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saved

VERY good post

Think I should incorporate an Aussie calling the poor patriotic American a seppo in there somewhere?

If you can.

>septic tanks
>uncontrollably sharting

makes sense

>"This is my personal 9/11"

exquisite banter

Never forget

>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

post quality: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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My 84-year-old grandmother is doing it when drink a lot of vodka.

How does it feel to finally know peace from the poo meme?

will america EVER recover from this?

We have become one with the poo. It's too late to go back. Now America, soon the whole world will be poor enthusiasts like us

CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE SKY ARE LIKE SHARTING STARS

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at least we shit ourselves and take it home instead of leaving it in the street.

At least they don't soil themselves in the process.

WE ARE THE ONLY SUPERPOWER IN THE WORLD WE WON WORLD WAR 2 AND WE INVENTED COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU INFERIOR THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES ACTUALLY PAY SHITPOSTERS TO FORCE THESE RETARDED MEMES
FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA FUCK YOU INDIA