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how the fuck do you pronounce 'subtlety'?

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Should I fuck her?

suddle tea

suddletee

Suh - tul - tee

...

kill yourself fucking scumbag

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dont' listen to this man

This

really wish Google Fiber would come to my town lads

it's 1000 Mbps

Subtle

Why are you angry amigo?

Sud (as in soap suds) ull (as in pull a cart) tee (as in golf tee)

because the ""swedish"" poster is the haitian

SHARTS OUT

suh dude

he hates the haitiANUS for shitting up hilo latino

Do yanks really pronounce a "d" in Subtlety? You're wrong.

now i recognize it, i just keep forgetting

pure blooded nord, dont know what you're talking about

Why did the haitianus go to Sweden instead of Miami?

youtu.be/mOtUBg2O1E4

because in sweden you can get free shit and free viking pussy

now you need to eat your dirt cookies
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"t" takes on a "d" sound in words like british and subtle in american/canadian english

although in some words like "twenty" the second "t" is left off all together so it become "twunny"

>it's a babel tongued tribals school us in proper diction episode

Good morning my little finger puppets.

I pronounce shit however I want to.

Sometimes I even pronounce it phonetically to fuck with people.

Fuckin' eh bud what the hell are you doing?

Extremely runty way to go on

see
This is the only way to pronounce it

t. Actual Englishman speaking English

Runt keeps the "t" sound

And the "t" in British only sounds like "d" when speaking at a normal pace

greek navy stronk

that scarcely improves your situation

Abdominal and DJ Format are the best. Abdominal is Canadian, Format is British. Great duo.

how about it, there is a sneaky d in there

The best duo of all time is Simon Posford and Raja Ram

The English are by default correct in any discussion on how to pronounce things in Britain. Not a hard thing to understand.

That's not true though

Remember now, you're talking to a group of people who shit themselves for the craic.

In England yes but not in the rest of the UK let alone the Anglosphere

American English is the worldwide standard in pronunciation

and exactly how is it decided which englishman gets to say his particular way of slaughtering english is the proper way?

pretty much this desu

youtube.com/watch?v=jTpsjXK79DQ

This is /brit/ though and he asked /brit/ish people.

Whoever's there innit

Ahh yes very impressive

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/sadiq-khan-warns-donald-trumps-ignorant-view-of-islam-could-make/

thats some whole milk right there

What tea is everyone drinking? Twinings English Breakfast for me

The Cubans would kill him in Miami I think

Glenfiddich

PG Tips

I just drink hot water

On the bright side he's told labour to fuck corbyn off

I thought it was only called English Breakfast in the export market

I prefer Twinnings Irish Breakfast myself

cant get this beat out of my head REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>chali 2na
based taste fampai

looks like whittard

Corbyn is the right kind of Labour leader

The kind who follows the 1983 manifesto which calls for putting Britain first

The last thing Labour needs is more globalist leadership

Signature malt?

>all the lads are still in bed

lazy fucks, guess ill just play some ps4

Yeah the 12 year signature

He's a massive open borders paki lover

Fuck off yank

Corbyn is the right kind of Labour leader that will cause a tory victory.

Ardbeg Corryvreckan is the GOAT scotch

Tetley's English Breakfast

I had some good rooibos but I drank it all.

Corbyn was against Brexit in name only
Notice his utter lack of any campaigning for Bremain

He knows that the British worker cannot achieve a higher standard of living if globalism is embraced

...

>he was maybe possibly secretly pro-BREXIT therefore all his other politics are irrelevant

hmm yes indeed

>tfw I insult/make fun of you bongs but I secretly love your language, culture, humour and I wish France was more like Britain

>no Big Question on BBC this morning

How will I ever be told how stupid I am for being a male/white/Christian?

youtube.com/watch?v=opH-Rbjlxkw

Hahaha

What do you like?

Britains good haul in the olympics is Gods reward to us for leaving the EU

zut alors!

>He can't even get a regular girlfriend

In silenzio, foglia

triggering my secondary school ptsd man

To be fair it was clear he wanted Brexit

>insult/make fun of

so banter?

that's fine user

Your culture, humour, the fact everyone respects and admires you, the fact you're still a white country

I did, but she wasn't into water sports

Honest question:
Why isnt the union jack symetrical?

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All I've ever seemed to get is regular gfs. Every one I've had has lasted a minimum of 2 years.

HAHA HA

Northern Ireland's retarded cross isn't symmetrical so the Union Flag can't be either

I'm not saying he's perfect but he's certainly preferable to anyone else Labour can stand up in their leadership contest

because that bit is combining two saltires

Okay I'm fucking mad now.

so we can be autistic which way the flag is

That's a good thing

I hate going through gfs every 3 months

I'd like some continuity in my life and to get to really connect with someone rather than a bunch of one night stands and short term monogamy

But none of this is true

youtube.com/watch?v=z-uf8Yj3VRQ

Don't be so modest

That's the best type of sports

how is the Union Jack not symmetrical?

If you were to split it down the middle vertically the two sides would be mirror images of each other

Stop sucking up, it's pathetic

Flipped

Look again at the X bit crossing the cross.

ok :^)

Have a good day.