Ask a Polish anything

t. jap
bored poles will answer your questions

Are you Polish or Jap? Post proof.

what is the difference between Poland and Germany?
Half the country used to be Prussia anyway.

I'm Russian and I want my gf's Polish parents to accept me. What do?

Language
drink vodka with them

you will never be accepted, sorry

Why cant you piece of shit keep the toilets clean? We arent paying you to slack off

fuck off swine

REEEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly why?

1 qt weeb polish grill pls

Just cause, pycня

for being Russian
her dad will be very ashamed among his frieds

you really import them to singapore for that? they should be excellent at it then even if some of them are slackers

race: pole
skill toilet cleaning +15
skill plunger +10
plunger can be mastered regardless of class

how would you know?

i have peeked at the source code

Thats awful. Can you explain why? Would it be better if I was anglo or something?

serious question
do polish consider "polack" an insult?
how about "pole"?
how do you want to be called?

i like poland but i don't like your foods because you guys eat every dish with sweet sauce

Only emigrant Poles clean/fix toilets, here in Poland we have Ukrainians for that

In Polish 'Pole' is 'Polak'
I'm not offended, Idc
no we don't
try this

history shiet + you are considered as heavy drinkers, drugs addicts and degenerates beating women
pole doesn't bother us, polack as well I guess
hell no

dzięki i will search the recipe later

thanks
I thought polack offended you guys because of po-"lack".

>history shiet + you are considered as heavy drinkers, drugs addicts and degenerates beating women
That's retarded considering Russian men undeniably make the best philosophers, husbands and fathers.

W-would you feel the same way as him if your baby girl brung home a strong girthy Rus lad?

Why does your beer only taste good warm

We also eat pierogi, they can be found in many variants.
In Russia they are called vareniki if I remember correctly.
Nah
I'm Polak
Polish woman is 'Polka'
we don't use 'ck' thing

Oh shit man, we have so many similiar words, but they have much different meaning.
Pierog means "pie" in Russia.
Zapiekanka is also completely different meals in Poland and Russia.
How is this even possible?

yes, sorry

Idk how KURWA-possible.

>Pierog
in polish is more like a shape description than a meal. Something might have 'pierog' shape.
>Zapiekanka
in polish it has two meanings - a casserol , which is not very popular here and a kind of pizza type fast food.

freaking false friends
for an example our 'dywan' means 'carpet', but a similar word in Russian means something very different.

we have funny ones with Czechs

thanks again but isn't pierodol(?) an abused word in poland?

pierdolić, pierdol się
not as much as 'kurwa'

I want to be lynched,jjjjj?

>pierdolić, pierdol sięnot as much as 'kurwa'
in korean it's ssibal or ssipal

Be rich and make a display of it. And treat their sweet little princess like a porcelain doll.

Most important is the first though,

dont you use general 'ssh' sound as a swear word

I have polish gf
Polaks familis will Hate you forever but her babcia and dziadek will love you and your polish girlfriend will love you forever to so its ok :) in time they will get it and exsept you :)

Start to speak polish and Watch polish tv and She need to start to speak russian and Watch russian tv :)

And you need to love Vladimir Putin and duda
Thet the only why Also you Booth need to Hate america and take a trip to rome and Greece to see catolic and orthAdox culturs :) and sing the songs :)

neet4lyf

You're that autist russian troll in Israel?

I don't belive a single Word you write.

>antisemitic post
>88
never change poland