How will Yanks ever be able to recover from "shart in the mart"?

How will Yanks ever be able to recover from "shart in the mart"?

As we've seen in the past, these sort of gimmicks always affect the people they are aimed at

Indians completely left Sup Forums after the advent of "poo to the loo"
The Portuguese were on the verge of suicide
The Canadians were on the verge of mass murder
And even when "KAHN'd" was a thing, there was a small, but noticeable decrease in the shitposting from Australians, who are universally regarded as shitposting extraordinaires

Americans are also universally regarded in not being able to handle banter.
What are we going to see from this?

lets just say this is an american site....

you're going to rugrat this...

Only good things can come from it.

It's actually a Japanese owned website.

Really makes you think.

and it's part of an information space created by a Briton in Switzerland

It continues to make me think

Jesus was an American from Pittsburg and that guy's parents were probably Christian.


The thinking does not stop

Jesus is a Mexican immigrant.

You might ponder upon these newly found factoids

Another mass shooting

The shartgate incident was an inside job perpetuated by the jews. Everyone in the picture is a trained crisis actor.

Don't believe the jew media's lies anons. There was no shart in the mart.

>The Portuguese were on the verge of suicide
We were? I just came to Sup Forums recently, but I fucking get the kicks out of memetugal and Alberto Barbosa.

Were the previous ones that assblasted by it?

They'll just shitpost more

>da joos
t. sharter

I always got the impression that the Americans on Sup Forums are awkward turbolosers IRL who probably have years of experience at getting bullied.
I think they'll be fine.

I personally find this meme fucking hilarious and perpetuate it whenever possible

It's just another shit in the mall

it's ok
*sharts*

WE DON'T NEED NO POTTY TRAINING
WE DON'T NEED NO BOWEL CONTROL

Pride. No one sharts in marts like USA can. You are just jealous at our excess, and it is an excess you can never achieve.

S

hi

kek

H

SHART

SHART

shiiiit man

>be american
>get shart

...

...

absolute madman, he actually sharted

Incredible

HEPTS CONFIRM

SHART
IN
MART

so much this

>SHART

SHARTER AND PROUD

god bless

...

...

God blessed.

SHART

SHART

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5

THIS PROVES IT

SHART IN MART

SHART
IN
MART

ALL HAIL THE SHARTLORDS

S I M
I
M

POOP XD

...

...

...

...

>The sharts actually believe this

KEK

SHART

underrated

Meme magic is real

WITNESSED

USA
USA
USA
USA

DOG BLESS!

include me in your screen cap

...

include me in the screencap

SHART IN CART

SHART

Worthy GET for a change

Penis

good
now another shitty forced meme will fade into obscurity

>And even when "KAHN'd" was a thing, there was a small, but noticeable decrease in the shitposting from Australians, who are universally regarded as shitposting extraordinaires
This didn't happen and it's not a thing if it's only one autist spamming it. You think there's a single American who gives a shit about Easter?

DESIGNATED SHARTING AISLE

If all else fails then Americans just roll with it. I'm expecting to see American-crafted memes any day now supporting and thus ending the fun of it.

Something like an American Medical Association shart awareness diagram or something that's just a relabeled population density map of the USA. "Cases per 100,000 people", something like that.

THE FART IS DEAD LONG LIVE THE SHART!

YOUR NAME IS BART
YOU RIDE YOUR CART
STRAIGHT TO THE MART
CAUSE YOU'RE SO FAT
YOUR BUTT IS FLAT
AND WHEN YOU FART
YOU HEAR A "SPLARRRRT!"
YOU TURN AROUND
TO CHECK YOUR STAT
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
IT WAS A SHART
SHART BLESS AMERICA!

we all live for eternity in the archives

...

Hahahahahahaha

Is this a reference?

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Please address your shart epidemic

God bless the genuine American style shart

WITNEST : DDD:DDDD

Witnesses

MART

:(

why is he doing that

and why is he doing that in a car

What's there to say? It's just a bunch of underage kids talking about poop.

Noice

GOD BLESS AMERICA MY HOME SWEET HOME

You write like a Patel

I was here for this

wut

Like I said, it's just a bunch of underage teenagers from Sup Forums in those containment threads. Why even pay them any heed?

>anyone over 15 finding poop jokes funny

>anyone over 15 getting mad over POO IN LOO tier posting
Fuck off m8

ew america

wew lad