Have you ever been on a cruise?

have you ever been on a cruise?

yes

yes

yes

Yeah, best way to travel desu

>Daily live shows at night
>Events all around the ship
>Unlimited food buffets
>Sit down dining in the evening
>Literally chilling on huge moving city filled with fun shit to do while you travel to exotic islands
>late night clubs on ship everyone just wants to fuck
>affordable as fuck

Saving for a European one next desu

No, worst way to travel desu

>travel

It is not travelling. In here it is a fuckfest for plebs to get crabs from some swedish slut.

Yes

Not since Estonia

No because I'm poor

Would rather hike or road trip across a continent desu

I used to be an officer on a cruise ship

but then you took an arrow to the knee?

No, then I had a kid and wanted to stay ashore

No

yes

Yes

no

yes

nice way to entertain ladies

my sides

kek

yes

Japan is an unsinkable aircraft carrier

>late night clubs on ship everyone just wants to fuck
I-is this true?

...

which also doesn't move :^)

In the age of modern warfare, unsinkable aircraft carriers do not exist.

Yes, but only on this kind of cruise on a mangy old raft
Also, pls buy more finnish cruise ships

What cruise line?
They have clubs made specifically for singles and even have age groups. Hook ups are common as fuck and it's pretty cool because there's women from everywhere on the ship

I heard stories of even hooking up with crew members

Kek

W-what if yer ugly and autistic? Would a foreign gal mind a lad like me?

>tfw there won't be another Weezer Cruise

It's a small private line called Eastport Windjammers (also downeast windjammers) I wasn't on a huge cruise ship but a schooner rigged tall ship tgat did cruises for 16 passengers on week long trips or around 100 passengers for day trips.
Pic related

No, dude
Maybe if you were autistic but not ugly or ugly but not autistic

In USA cruises are exclusively for olds, nigs, poors and gays. A classy gentleman such as myself would never associate with such filth.

once in a norwegian fjord cruise

it was shit,our cruiser was torped in the oslo fjord

oh lawd

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lmaojust say youre autistic m8.

>So high class he won't shart in the mart
>he'll only leak in the boutique

Ive been on your mom, she's about the same size

the are korean

She's certainly full of seamen

they are finnish

This picture was not taken in korea and the people building those ships are not korean

build by korean shipyard

ahhhh shite

*korean owned shipyard in finland

yes, the same thing

Whatever mane, I still employ people to buy them because Finns build them and bring a lot of money home doing so. Not as much as the kikes half way across the globe for selling them but still