Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at random in Japanese and Engrish. Take it easy!

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>listen to jap music
>i won't know what the fuck they're saying unless i learn japanese or read the translation, and i can't shitpost while reading the translation at the same time

Is easter celebrated in Japan?

こんにちは。

ふらふーぷ
演技中
Pokémon
保気門

>at the same time
do you have to?

Not really... maybe in some American schools.


版画風ポケモンかwいいね。

ohio maine-ah-sun!

mane-co day-day-day-ski~

こんにちは。

そして、みなさんお休みなさい。

スマホが古くてポケモンGOができないので、電車やバスでポケモンをしている人たちを数えて楽しんでいます。先日は、60~70代の女性がやっているのを見ました。スマホのたたき方が、ぎこちなかったのが印象的でした。

>mane-co
めいんこう?(´・ω・`)ナニソレ

mane-coは まんこ ですね

おはようみなさん
まん○だいすき
だろ

"e"が無い方が良くない?

"menko"?

私は mahn/mangko を かきます。

おんせいがく です。

>おんせいがく です。

音声学です。

復活祭?

>mahn/mangko
sounds much better.
in kansai area, they often call it "omeko" instead of "omanko" btw.

ばーがー国人のアクセントです

What a shower chink order issue key!

>めぇあぬこう
I see(´・ω・`)ナルホド

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Useful info for future travels

Thanks japanon

お前が好きだ
一生離れたくない

He must be bald.

よーほー
よーほー

わたし信じてる!

止めて差し上げろ!

they're all hage

I hope you will enjoy your visit to omekos.

for

いや欧州くんだと思ったなかったやっぱり離婚します
ベッドが28国と契るなんて変だな
俺の好みはワン・オン・ワンだ

He probably bought the shirt at Shimamura.

>契る
みんなが英国のお尻で中出しの喜びを感じていたのに…

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そういうことを売るのは合法か?

そうね
まあ最初は楽しいけど欧州連合のメンバーが増えているし痛くなってきた
未来が縮めているだが穴が広げている
その関係が普通じゃないと思わないか

目と目で通じ合う

You should be crying that you're even listening to Japrap in the first place.

He is muslim?

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I saw the Koshien final for the first time. Never seen anything like it before. Did anyone else?

法律には触れないと思うけど、お店は回収しました。

So whats the deal. Did they catch you? I was too drunk while that was happening to make sense of it all.

残念だけど、お尻の穴は絞めた方がいいね。

fascio center shimamura

kek no, do you think i'd be so careless to let anyone even get close to doxxing me?

I posted a fake picture(of jason genova) and deleted it, then the japs all jumped to conclusions like planned thinking it was me.

Some leaf ruined all the fun though

How did he ruin the fun. By explaining it wasn't you?

You gotta confuse the memes, right babe?

yeah, I was careless in not making it un-reverse searchable, so he reverse searched it and posted the results

What's with japs and doxxing

そうしなければならないな
臭い目に遭う

I'm sure there are /fit/izens who also post in Sup Forums that would quickly sniff out your ruse.

Not sure why you think you have permission to reply to him

Not like that though. We thought his meal was dick and cum.

Wow looks like an interesting Sunday meal thai :^)

They visciously try to doxx ANYONE who says ANYTHING negative about japan, and i'm pretty sure them dumb japs aren't very fond of me

anything for the ments

Thanks for showing me their true colors

ズラってどういう意味ズラ?

ずらじゃない、桂だ

アノンくんはどんな春ですか?

どっかの方言ズラ。もしくはカツラの馬鹿にした略語ズラ。

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tesuto

tetsuo

tomato

>be gaijin
>kappa appears
>try to fight him but kappas are too strong and fight dirty
>get dragged to the river and your liver eaten

>be japanese
>kappa appears
>fart in its stupid mug
>kappa flees and spills his top of the head water
>your little brother laughs his ass off

Trust me, that guy knows what he's doing

中・上級向きの聞き取り・聴解練習のお勧めがあれば教えて頂ければ幸いです

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アニメ

Post music
youtube.com/watch?v=KbiSxunJatM

youtube.com/watch?v=gjDrEdEzfQc

youtu.be/iey2se5ggOo

youtube.com/watch?v=ZlISEi5pce8

das it mane-co

youtube.com/watch?v=eliU3I2nDJA

NHKラジオの日本語ニュースとか
www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/ja/radio/

Are you trying to say

おはいお 皆さん! まんこわだいすき?

youtube.com/watch?v=gD2mhJ3ByGQ

youtube.com/watch?v=WhU-whRMJ3w

youtube.com/watch?v=FZcVU4v9Pdg

today I ran 4.5 km
but I dont feel the impact

youtube.com/watch?v=su0FCBRwVpE

El Cascabel
youtu.be/kkKxN9QJ2wI

「愛」の存在を信じるんですか

貴方を黒私てお願いします

YES

good evening i am home now, had shower and im enjoying my usual takeaway

whats ur usual takeaway

変なこと聞いてすまないんだけど
句読点BBAってなんなの

さあ。。。?

duck in honey and lemon sauce
duck in orange sauce
2 portions of chips

愛は幻想だか
同時に人間の自我自体も同じく幻想なのだろう

もちろん

台風上陸見え見えだなこれは
朝めっちゃ大変なことになりそう