What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your android gf, Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin all the time
>Animedddd

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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Absolutely no bullying tsuruko in this thread

I'll have this pasta in a text file so I can post it on Sup Forums

What will you do when you get your qt robot trap gf?
What kind of noises do robots make when they cum?
Do they also tremble when cumming?
I want to pin one down on the bed, holding her hands down with my hands, put my tongue in her mouth and then pound the boipucci till she cums.
I want to feel the feminine dick between us and feel it spurt her feminine semen all ov ber her stomach.

don't you have your sister for those things?

>btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
this is where your post got unrealistic

not all of them *squiggly line face*

>feminie semen

g a y

f*ck her

NooooooooOoooOOOOOOOOO

hab segs :D

didnt read

Did tsurko rejected you? It's because she's mine!

ugh. disgusting
don't you see how your happiness hurts women?

??

>Free will
>Loves you unconditionally
Pick one.

Spam your sisters pictures. I'll rate.

Ignore the Tay stuff I couldn't find the one with the feminist dystopia shit but they gonna kill your poor android gf. )^':

owned

When you die shes going to be refurbished, sold for scrap, or junked

i really want to know what that guy's sister looks like now, lol

btfo

extremely based pol redpill but... whats this? your filename... its from reddit's image host... i.imgur.com/AGhCXf6.jpg

what could the correlation be??

:thinking:

I'd cum inside Tsuruko all day long, i can imagine her yelling at me in her shitty aussie accent "oi cunt, go faster!"

delete this right now

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we want liyu

How mentally ill do you have to be to keep reposting this photoshopped makeup encrusted eurasian bitch on the technology board?

respect her as an individual and IF SHE CHOOSES TO, help her kill machine life-forms and burn pascal's village

jesus christ this is autistic

> >carry heavy things for me
> >Have her carry heavy things for me
Edit your pasta.

delete this faggot

>touch her boobs
>have her play beethoven's 9th out of her butt

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