I'm a yank on holiday, but when I'm at home I go to my local walmart. When I'm there I walk up and down the aisles waiting for a nice drippy, wet shart to come along. When it happens, oh god. The feeling is indescribable. I just lose control of my sphincter and I drain my bowels in the mart. I love it when it oozes out of my anus and I can feel the warmth trickling down my flabby legs.
Who /shart/ here?
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this is a forced meme, and it's not even that good of a forced meme, but it makes me laugh in how retarded it is
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>macedonia
unquestionably whom?
PAUL SHART MALL PLOP
Memes aside why exactly do they shart? Is it a fat person thing and why do they have no shame and continue to go about their business after shitting their pants?
next time ya wanna lie on the internet, we dont call ourselves 'yanks' nor do we call time off 'holiday', we say vacation
Some American posted a pic of his underwear with shit.
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It's a cultural thing.
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No fiber in big macs
Too much grease liquefies shit and lubricates the intestines.
It's the diet, they truly can't help it.
Dont tell him that. Just let us laugh at him
Fat people are disgusting
The pics posted are cherry picking though, I've never seen it happen outside of a few internet pictures.
You were probably laughing hard at India poo-in-loo jokes a while back
pretty sure it's a general mating thing like the flashiness and dances the birds of paradise do
But america is big, remember? :^) You can not extrapolate your experience to the whole US.
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To be fair the poo in loo meme is based on a pretty big phenomenon in India, while this one is based on a few internet pictures.
I don't understand the butthurt against this one anyways, it's just some banter.
Yeah maybe it's just a couple of states where it's a cultural thing :^)
>To be fair the poo in loo meme is based on a pretty big phenomenon in India, while this one is based on a few internet pictures.
So that makes it okay to laugh at one dumb forced mene while the other should be ignored? Dumb septic tank.
>americans shit with their underwear still on
wow, i never knew
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I didn't say I didn't like the meme. I laugh at poo in the loo and I laugh at shart in mart. are you trying to force some narrative of insolent american babies on your singaporean tapdancing board?
kek
>be American
>laugh and shitpost about POO IN THE LOO all day long
>notice SHART IN THE MART menes
>i-it's forced!!!
lmao butthurt
They're the White nuts on the Subway cookies.
I honestly believe it's a fat thing and have never seen it myself.
I bet you don't even shower with a suit on, your immoral, promiscuous European.
Soros will be promptly finding Shart Shills™
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Even monkey don't shart in mart. Americans do.
>this is forced
unlike your bowel movements lmao
What did he mean by this?
DELET THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing that doesn't make sense is Mart. No one says Mart here.
t. amerishartstani
samefag
Kekd
sharters are fucked in the head
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t. Sharty Poopypants MacTurd
kek
sweet vengeance, eh Pajeet?
>kak on the track
>Empty your ass on the grass
>United States of America
More like United Sharts pf America LMAROLF
>Not United Stains of America
both are me but its not meant to be samefagging.
amerishart is a pretty versatile meme. it can hold a candle to the classic one amerifat imo
im gonna greatly use it on another board
>haven't been on Sup Forums in weeks
>came back today
>sharts everywhere
What did I miss?
Also most people I know have actually sharted before and will tell you their story if you ask. I didn't realize this was only an American thing. You guys are missing out
>Let your ass yield on the field
>back in college one of my friends sharted on the way to class
>he turned around, threw his boxers in the trash and went on to class
>What did I miss?
I dunno, but I'd look for it in the mart
It's so casual?