I'm a yank on holiday, but when I'm at home I go to my local walmart. When I'm there I walk up and down the aisles waiting for a nice drippy, wet shart to come along. When it happens, oh god. The feeling is indescribable. I just lose control of my sphincter and I drain my bowels in the mart. I love it when it oozes out of my anus and I can feel the warmth trickling down my flabby legs.
Who /shart/ here?
Wyatt Fisher
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Carter James
this is a forced meme, and it's not even that good of a forced meme, but it makes me laugh in how retarded it is
Elijah Wright
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Eli Sullivan
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Asher Price
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Mason Green
i'm sorry america but
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Liam Gutierrez
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Evan Kelly
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Josiah Mitchell
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Elijah Lopez
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Brandon Butler
>macedonia
unquestionably whom?
Brody Rogers
PAUL SHART MALL PLOP
Isaac Rogers
Memes aside why exactly do they shart? Is it a fat person thing and why do they have no shame and continue to go about their business after shitting their pants?
Oliver Reed
next time ya wanna lie on the internet, we dont call ourselves 'yanks' nor do we call time off 'holiday', we say vacation
Owen Bell
Some American posted a pic of his underwear with shit.
Daniel Baker
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Oliver Thomas
It's a cultural thing.
Kevin Howard
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Lucas Sanchez
No fiber in big macs
Aaron Thompson
Too much grease liquefies shit and lubricates the intestines.
It's the diet, they truly can't help it.
Asher Powell
Dont tell him that. Just let us laugh at him
Kevin Miller
Fat people are disgusting
The pics posted are cherry picking though, I've never seen it happen outside of a few internet pictures.
Christian Allen
You were probably laughing hard at India poo-in-loo jokes a while back
Colton Sullivan
pretty sure it's a general mating thing like the flashiness and dances the birds of paradise do
Jose Gomez
But america is big, remember? :^) You can not extrapolate your experience to the whole US.
Aiden Gutierrez
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William Mitchell
To be fair the poo in loo meme is based on a pretty big phenomenon in India, while this one is based on a few internet pictures.
I don't understand the butthurt against this one anyways, it's just some banter.
Landon Miller
Yeah maybe it's just a couple of states where it's a cultural thing :^)
Jack Peterson
>To be fair the poo in loo meme is based on a pretty big phenomenon in India, while this one is based on a few internet pictures.
So that makes it okay to laugh at one dumb forced mene while the other should be ignored? Dumb septic tank.
Alexander Wright
>americans shit with their underwear still on
wow, i never knew
Lincoln Foster
:^)
Jacob Taylor
I didn't say I didn't like the meme. I laugh at poo in the loo and I laugh at shart in mart. are you trying to force some narrative of insolent american babies on your singaporean tapdancing board?
Matthew Edwards
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Blake Baker
>be American
>laugh and shitpost about POO IN THE LOO all day long
>notice SHART IN THE MART menes
>i-it's forced!!!
lmao butthurt
Hunter Cox
They're the White nuts on the Subway cookies.
I honestly believe it's a fat thing and have never seen it myself.
I bet you don't even shower with a suit on, your immoral, promiscuous European.
Soros will be promptly finding Shart Shills™
Nathaniel Powell
t. sharter
David Thompson
Even monkey don't shart in mart. Americans do.
Josiah Morgan
>this is forced
unlike your bowel movements lmao
Joseph Phillips
What did he mean by this?
Joseph Myers
DELET THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert Perez
The only thing that doesn't make sense is Mart. No one says Mart here.
Nicholas Cooper
t. amerishartstani
Sebastian James
samefag
Levi Brooks
Kekd
Leo Edwards
sharters are fucked in the head
Josiah Wright
topkek
David Fisher
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Zachary Perez
t. Sharty Poopypants MacTurd
Ayden Wright
kek
sweet vengeance, eh Pajeet?
Jacob Cox
>kak on the track
Ayden Sanchez
>Empty your ass on the grass
Jason Jones
>United States of America
More like United Sharts pf America LMAROLF
John Nguyen
>Not United Stains of America
Anthony Foster
both are me but its not meant to be samefagging.
amerishart is a pretty versatile meme. it can hold a candle to the classic one amerifat imo
im gonna greatly use it on another board
Cooper Hernandez
>haven't been on Sup Forums in weeks
>came back today
>sharts everywhere
What did I miss?
Also most people I know have actually sharted before and will tell you their story if you ask. I didn't realize this was only an American thing. You guys are missing out
Landon Ramirez
>Let your ass yield on the field
James Robinson
>back in college one of my friends sharted on the way to class
>he turned around, threw his boxers in the trash and went on to class
Tyler Miller
>What did I miss?
I dunno, but I'd look for it in the mart
Brandon Taylor
It's so casual?