I work at an IT place mainly just assigning tickets, and today I heard some colleagues talking about setting me up so I get fired.
I have some beef with them and we never liked each other. I guess that's motive enough for them.
Usually, shit all happens at work so I spend my time on YouTube or watching a movie. This obviously is not permitted at work, so if I get reported with 'proof' it might be it for me. Im not super tech savvy, so I'm asking this of you instead of obsessing over it alone.
In a workplace network, can someone track the other computers traffic and figure out which computer is visiting which website or using which application online? Even if the someone has the same access to the network as everyone else? I really need you on this one Sup Forums
Yes they can track which computer is visiting which website at what time.
Try not being an autist and fighting with your coworkers.
Grayson Jenkins
what kind of fucking idiot cant sit at a desk alone watching movies without pissing everyone off?
Luis Morales
lol next movie will be the last on that desk.
look @ porn this time
MERRY CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
Nathan Davis
>I spend my time on YouTube or watching a movie. >This obviously is not permitted at work, stop being a lazy fag
Benjamin Rivera
confront them, if they are dicks, fight them in the parking lot after work
try to steal from them
call them at home while breathing heavily into the phone
shit on their doorstep
Cameron Gomez
dude you're fucked
kill everyone in that shitty place,
kill'em all
Adrian Perry
There's honestly NOTHING to do at work sometimes for hours, I challenge anyone to just sit there arms crossed waiting for a call to IT Is there nothing I can do to stop them from tracking me?
Elijah Hill
how do you manage to make actual enemies like this, OP? What the fuck did you do to them?
Jose Sullivan
You could not browse youtube at work you fucking retard. If you're so retarded that you insist on watching youtube despite it possibly losing your job, use your phone and don't use the wifi network.
Robert Hill
No. Their network so they can see what sites you visit.
You could try and spoof the MAC/IP address
But if they network ppl want they can find out. However unless a manager orders them, they wont do it.
lmao you ever worked helpdesk? Everyone on my team does this. Its a chill af job when there is downtime.
Elijah Long
Just look at how he's acting itt
>hurr durr, i watch youtube videos all day and i might get fired, how can i keep watching youtube videos all day?
Ethan Sullivan
again, you ever worked helpdesk? Everyone on my team does this. Its a chill af job when there is downtime.
But you need to be 100% focused when shit goes down.
Elijah Wood
this is why i'm getting my networking degree. can do fuck all for the whole day and get paid for it as a systems admin for a year or 2 and then start a legit career if i ever stop being so lazy
Bentley Foster
Basically I was racist douchebag to them like a year ago, the guys that have a grudge against me are all Indian or paki and I used to make some passing remarks once in a while, Now they made like a cult against me
Noah Jones
>smelly browns want the white man gone Shocking
Parker Butler
These guys are help desk guys as well, not special network guys, but a couple of them sound like they know their shit And I'm not asking if I can keep watching YouTube videos, I'm asking whether ornot they can actually do this,if so then can I do it too?
David Edwards
Who gives a shit what does or does not happen in your workplace. If OP is worried that he will lose his job because he's browsing youtube all day, the obvious answer is to stop browsing youtube. It's that simple.
>I was a racist autist and now everyone hates me! Honestly, you should've been fired already. This is why you don't treat real life like a Cantonese cartoon board.
Ryan Thompson
>He angered the pajeets
Zachary Hernandez
Bring some donuts or pizza to work so people might like you better.
Thomas Davis
So you definitely deserve to get sacked. Have you ever thought about manning up and apologizing to them?
Has it ever occurred to you to be a better person?
Dominic Morgan
idk dude sounds like easy money to me. I used to work customer service. Calls would be BACK TO FUCKING BACK. I barely had time to make notes on the account. On top of that you'd get yelled at by some asshole that's too retarded to understand what a "late fee" is.
Seriously though how do you fuck up a comfy gig like that? What autistic shit did you do?
Bentley Bell
>I'm not worried about getting fired over racist comments, just for watching youtube on the clock You need to try harder with your ERP storytelling.
Blake Perry
1. Stop being a racist faggot and apologize for your past behaviour. Acting like you have the moral high ground because these "pakis" continue to hold a grudge makes you a turbo autist.
2. If you're actually worried about your job, stop doing things that might get you fired. If you can't begin to understand how people might be able to track your browsing habits, just assume you're always being watched and act accordingly.
3. Trying to get back at your coworkers by spying on them is the worst fucking idea ever. You were already a racist shit head, now you want to get into a fucking black mail contest with them, are you retarded?
Honestly, I would've fired you ages ago. Stop being such a fucking man child and maybe you can turn that toxic work environment around.
Luis Ward
Nigger I spend half my time on YouTube/reddit at work, and another quarter playing on my phone in the toilet. stop being such a faggot
Caleb Robinson
>can someone track the other computers traffic and figure out which computer is visiting which website or using which application online?
Surely one can't work on a service desk without this level of knowledge?
Grayson Russell
Fuck those guys I'm not apologising for a couple of words I said over a fucking year ago I mean yeah, I realise I was insensitive but nothing I said was actually racist, more like mildly stereotypical, like we'd be talking and I'd say that Indians have a gift for it or whatever
Dominic Butler
Watch some fucked up porn on their computer and report them lol
Ryan Cruz
To everyone telling me to apologise, that would just make it worse they'd have my confirmation that I actually was racist and they'd go straight to her with that shit
Ethan Mitchell
>I was a racist douche bag >I was saying things that were insensitive and mildly stereotypical
Dude, you admitted you were racist 5 minutes ago and you're admitting you said shit that was insensitive. If I worked with some autist who made racist comments to me and then ignored me for years I'd hate him too. Man up and admit you fucked up or continue to live in a toxic work environment until you're inevtibly fired. Your choice.
Daniel Anderson
Have you thought about not being an autistic sperg and apologizing for being an ass?
It's almost like you want to make your life harder for no reason. Apologize reluctantly even if you don't want to, go grab a couple of beers with them, and then you never have to deal with this shit again. Christ is real life this hard for some people?
Daniel Baker
That's not how it works, user. They already think you're a racist faggot, that's why they want to get rid of you. Appologizing and awknowledging your past comments were insensitive might at least show that you recognize that you were racist before and that you'd like to smooth things over.
Adam Baker
Put cooking oil in their car's windshield wiper fluid tank
Forge a death certificate and send it to the IRS and Social Security along with a forged letter from their wife Trouble will unfold for them months to years later
Wait until there's a series of break-ins in their neighborhood, plant gun and burglary tools in their car, call the police anonymously
Gabriel Thompson
>run an arp scan to get mac address of all connected devices >spoof yours to be one of them (there are mac address to vendor so maybe you can find some faggot owning an iphone) >watch porn all you want >repeat until they're all fired
Sebastian Mitchell
Yes do this OP
Elijah Hughes
I'll try to be nicer and say hi when I cross eyes with them, maybe some small talk, I don't see myself grabbing beers with them Sorry I'm letting you guys down, maybe I'm just not man enough to apologise like you're saying
Liam Perez
If their car still has a gas cap without a lock, replace it with a locked one and throw away the key
Benjamin Rogers
Fuck off I'm not that autistic
Blake Reyes
You're not letting anyone down but yourself. If you could get over your retarded sense of self pride in being a turbo autist/racist, you could possibly fix your work situation and keep your job. You'd rather tell yourself that it's everyone's fault but your own and try to find a way to continue to do something at work that may get you fired. Have fun losing your job and next time try not to treat your job like a Sup Forums thread.
Or better yet just kill yourself because you're going to drag down any workplace you enter.
Joshua Thompson
just report to your boss, he'll prolly take care of it
Julian Nelson
So instead of being a professional you made racist remarks. HOLY SHIT you're a fucking faggot. You have a comfy ass job and you can just chill, save money, and study to get an IT cert so you can make more money but you fucked it up.
You obviously can't handle Sup Forums, kid. I talk lots of shit on this website but do you think I'm like this in a professional setting? Fuck no. Most of us can stop being assholes and talk about the new meme programming language with our coworkers. Most of us can put on our professional face when at work. How do you fuck this up so bad?
Kevin Martinez
We all have to grow up some time. Maybe you losing this job will be the kick in the nuts you need to do better.
Isaac Bailey
Virtualize your work PC, run Tails Linux on top Do all your private browsing in Tails with Tor also spoof the Mac, like
Isaiah Morgan
This. Food is always a good peace offering. In addition to donuts, apologize to the "pakis" and admit that you were being an immature sword swallower.
Noah Rogers
This probably goes without saying but any kind of spoofing will definitely get you fired.
Jose Wood
I fucking hate you office cunts. In all of my years as a software engineer, I'm still amazed at how you shitheels always manage to ruin my day. It should be legally permitted to shoot stereotypes like below in the face without warning:
>lazy autistic fucks like OP >narcissistic assholes that get jealous over everything and try to fuck your shit >office showboats, aka faggots that are likely to post 99% of their life on facebook >coffeefaggots >teafaggots >waterfaggots >that one faggot co-worker that goes platinum mad when you didn't bring him a coffee when you return from the vending machine even though HE NEVER FUCKING ASKED >those salads-for-lunch vegan TURBOCUNTS with a superiority complex bigger than Napoleon's ego >that one fucking /o/fag that can't stop talking about his fucking BMW shit but never wants to listen to your own interests >any person fulfilling a "management" function, especially IT managers
Feel free to add to this list.
Jason Scott
Call them at home, if their spouse answers, pretend to be a doctor, and say "the test result is positive"
Nathaniel Reyes
>Put cooking oil in their car's windshield wiper fluid tank Does this do anything other than being an annoyance? Also a theoretical question from my friend: is there anything you could pour into the gas tank to make the car burn/explode when the car is started?
Christian Allen
I read the thread.
OP they cannot fire you unless they are a manager of some kind.
If you said those racist stuff a year ago and you still haven't had HR coming at you, nothing is going to happen on that front.
In call center/tickets what managers look at are your metrics, tickets taken, closed etc.
If you are hitting your metrics you can do whatever you want, its too much of a hassle to fire somebody and then having to hire and retrain.
Jack Ward
Which one are you?
Nolan Baker
Do this but speak with an Indian accent and claim to be from Microsoft
Jordan Diaz
Stop being lazy, Erik.
Evan Gonzalez
>Sorry I'm letting you guys down, maybe I'm just not man enough to apologise like you're saying
You're apologizing to Sup Forums? LMAO. Yeah you're definitely not man enough. Don't worry you're providing me entertainment while I work on my portfolio. Please keep us posted with the inevitable thread of you getting fired for calling the boss a porch monkey or some other sperg shit.
Hudson Watson
>Does this do anything other than being an annoyance? The idea is to implement many minor annoyances, to slowly tear them down en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung
Colton Sullivan
Whoa back off buddy, since when is saying that Indians are better at IT jobs a racial slur that deserves such a fucking essay response, I've been working for a while without fucking up anything, don't assume my life is i' shambles just because I asked a fucking question
Nicholas Anderson
Brainlet here. How can it be detected? I sometimes spoof my MAC address, log in on public wifi and then run a deauth attack for keks and never been caught but of course I make sure not to get caught on camera and always disconnect afterward
Adrian Green
>lazy autistic fucks like OP If he is doing 100% of his tickets, how is he lazy? He is doing his job and watching youtube in downtime.
Is he supposed to makeup fake tickets to close? THAT will get him fired.
>coffeefaggots >teafaggots >waterfaggots What are people supposed to drink then? Soda and Energydrinks only? Fuck off.
>that one faggot co-worker that goes platinum mad when you didn't bring him a coffee when you return from the vending machine even though HE NEVER FUCKING ASKED >those salads-for-lunch vegan TURBOCUNTS with a superiority complex bigger than Napoleon's ego Yea those suck but just /ignore
Angel Brooks
>narcissistic assholes that get jealous over everything and try to fuck your shit
Dude I worked for a fortune 500 company and I never encountered anyone trying to fuck my shit up. Just be polite and professional and keep your nose clean.
>coffeefaggots >teafaggots >waterfaggots
Lol what do you have against people's choice of beverage?
>that one faggot co-worker that goes platinum mad when you didn't bring him a coffee when you return from the vending machine even though HE NEVER FUCKING ASKED
Never encountered this level of autism. Everyone I ever worked with was super cool including the UNIX greybeards.
Jack Rogers
It will get detected on corporate networks with competent network engineers
On free wifi who gives a shit
Aaron Edwards
Managed Ethernet switches know which port traffic comes from, regardless of MAC A careful administrator would have an automatic alarm when the wrong MAC shows up on a port
Enterprise WiFi usually uses 802.11X authentication, i.e. individual credentials, not one shared passphrase, so the admin can have automatic detection of MAC spoofing on WiFi too
Elijah Brown
I'm the waterfaggot, but i just go to the fridge constantly to lose time and then hide in the bathroom when i gotta pee. I can spend like 3h doing that shit.
Adam Gonzalez
Thanks for the words man The guys are actually on good terms with the management, they get consulted over some shit sometimes and they always take breaks together, I'm just being paranoid and obsessing that they might go say 'hey, that guy is doing this and that'
Wyatt Taylor
of course they are monitored. In fact at this point we are monitoring exit and entrance nodes for those thinking VPNs save them. On a personal note, professionalism in all aspects goes a long way. I work for many folks that do horrible things, but I remain professional. After all It is a job. A means to an end. And the fact that you can play on your phone?
Leo James
In my country anyway its really hard to fire someone.
But I would hope even in the US the managers would need some more than "he watches youtube sometimes"
Grayson Ortiz
MAC locks seems like a PITA to manage tho What if people move laptops and workstations around. You would get so many alerts
Luke Jenkins
>The one who have been there for 10+ years, hate change and everyone is shit compared to him, in his eyes. >The faggots who only talk politics, and hot issues. on breaks and lunch >The girl everyone is sucking up to, but she cant do her job >The ugly girl trying to ignite drama because shes jealous of pretty girl. >The one guy whos in the office 3 out of 5 days. hes mosly sick, hes kids are sick, or hes working from home.
Aaron Peterson
kek thats me, drinks 6 cups of coffe until noon then toilet breaks 2 times an hour after noon.