Kony 2016 edition
/brit/
Eugenics is based as fuck
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mad early
i like it
Life in 2016 review:
Education: 3/10
Employment: 2/10
Social: 2.5/10
Romantic: 4/10 (have an internet gf ^_^)
Fitness: 7.5/10
Health: 5/10
Financial: 3/10
mogyars
Kyary
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More like 99% chance. Our tech is already heading there, and once we have it, we will create many sims, and eventually those sims will create their own sims.
The odds that we're the first to create a sim are infinitesimally small
turbororke time to leave
Me and the so-called cat have a bit of a deal going on
if there are any moths or daddy long legs in my room, I'll catch them, open my door, whisper her name and she comes along in seconds
I let whatever I have captured free, and she instantly devours it
benefits us both
t. read one Elon Musk article and thinks he's enlightened
Kyary
Kyary
/brit/ would be 10x better if all the brummie and londoners fucked off
@63798271
youre some eejit
vie in 2016 so far:
Education: 7/10
Employment: 9/10
Social: 1/10
Romantic: 9/10
Fitness: hard to tell
Health: 2/10
Financial: 6/10
it has been a transition year from youth to adulthood
Education: 8/10
Employment: 5/10
Social: 2/10
Romantic: 2/10
Fitness: 8/10
Health: 2/10
Financial: 7/10
the 6'3" spanish gf
if you presume those sims have consciousness, sure
it's been a while
don't lie
never respond to lancashire posts because i never remember which one's pakipoo and which ones aren't
the later it gets the less rasheed friendly it gets
new idea for olympic sport
synchronised Kyary posting
Imagine these soles rubbing your rock hard cock
all of them
Just done with life desu
Bball hoop is 10 feet high
my standing reach is 7.5 feet
I need a 30 inch vertical just to touch the rim, 36+ to be able to drunk
Kyary 2bh lads
rasheed
grim that
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Nazis liked Rasheeds you daft twat
Both Krauts and Pakis seek to destroy Europe.
this 2bh
The gf sent this one through teletext
Hypotetical socialist government under Tony Benn >>>>>>>>> Actual fascism under anti-Irish Thatcher
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Is stranger things worth watching? Heard a few normies talking about it
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this 2bqh
google maps is amazing
looking at bus routes in the middle of no-where in italy so I can get around
how did people live before the internet?
>Tony Benn
the wife just stencilled me this
based Winstonlad
Doppelte für Deutschland
youtube.com
>Life in 2016 review:
>Education: 4/10
>Employment: 0/10
No job
>Social: 6/10
>Romantic: 10/10
Love my gf
>Fitness: 7/10
>Health: 7/10
>Financial: 6/10
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*Invests heavily in sophisticated doping programmes*
craig david
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the other Lancashire poster uses a different flag now they're all amer
>日本館
what did he mean by this?
pfft, just try and catch me
That is a shit salute. Dont respond.
so graceful
very good
smdh
post British heroes, lads
My crippling self loathing is keeping me up again
better
How do people deal with problems? Im constantly sad/stressed because i bottle everything up, but i can't tell anyone my problems because i feel like a massive gayboy when i do?
you do realise things change over time
todays far right don't like pakis you fucking melt
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gimmicks out for harambe
Japanese food
Same as you mate
Drugs are the only thing that gets me talking about it
>Nazis liked Rasheeds
Nearly flawless Brit
same
You don't.
doubt you have any problems worth mentioning
i repress them until i start crying alone while throwing punches at myself haha
i remember my dads advice to me
men don't talk about their problems, they get over them
same girl?
I used to be worried about thing like school, work and friends when i was a kid too.
Then i grew up.
can't believe he's dead
Would you have sex with your wife's sister if she was fit and came onto you?
Can't tell if this girl likes me or not. Feel like I'm 12 again.
Yes, absolutely. It's brilliant.
finest irishman after michael collins
>88
>Nigel
>Applying for German citizenship politico.eu
Good night, Greater Bongia
You bury your feelings down
all women do is talk about their problems and lets be honest they're just annoying
>I unironically consider myself to be "far right"
no because i am not a degenerate
no
watching the olympics thing
Mudshark
feel like getting addicted to pills. whats a nice entry level pill i can try for a decent high?
resurrecting this GEM
Fat Cam got up. Slightly hungover from the Lagers he had drank the night before, but he knew it was Friday and that he had a short work day today. He got up, put on his blue trousers and work shirt and reached for a silk cut purple. Dang, the pack is empty. "Fucking Labour" Fat Cam muttered. You see, due to Labour's tax on tobacco Fat Cam could only afford to buy one pack at a time.
He drank some Nescafe instant coffee and left the house briskly. He rushed to his corner shop. "I'll have the usual". He said. "The white and purple ones, and a breakfast roll". He left and lit up. What a relief. The sweet, creamy smoke of the silk cut purple reaching his lungs
He continued on to his work at the Chip and Pin factory. Finishing off his silk cut purple, he discarded the remains in a nearby hedge and decided to treat himself to another. It has been a hard week's work after all.
He arrived at the factory and strutted in like a peacock. His co-workers sighed as he arrived in. They all got to work and it was mostly silent. Eerily silent. The co-workers were afraid of talking out of fear of being reprimanded by Fat Cam, but at the same time they knew the silence would not last for Fat Cam would soon embark on one of his tirades.
"Labour think raising taxes and spending it on Paki welfare will boost the economy. They are seriously deluded and obsessed with hating the rich. They've always damaged the economy and whined about people who are better than them".
Well I agree with the second line at least
hahaha I turn the cold water on myself if it's winter and I'm annoyed at myself, kinda like a dog who pisses on the rug too much
life
get them benzos mate !!!!
>but i can't tell anyone my problems because i feel like a massive gayboy when i do?
You just explained why male suicide rates are so high. Talk about that shit, it really helps.
Ive been way down the drain myself, homeless, alcoholic, all that shit and the only thing that got me out was having someone to talk to.
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