OK, it's time for some serious discussion - is sharting really that serious problem among USAdians? Please, no memes...

OK, it's time for some serious discussion - is sharting really that serious problem among USAdians? Please, no memes, just scientific data.

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Yeah, probably. A lot of poor people have bad diets.

DESIGNATED SHITTING PANTS

you cant hold your shit if your diet is bad?

Fiber levels get fucked when eating processed shit all day.

I wouldn't know. I'm rich so I don't eat slop like Taco Bell or whatever the fuck they eat.

By bad diet he means "Fastfood every day"

That shit will eventually make your insides liquefy

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USians*

Oops I sharted again!

*UStainians

starting is bad enough but how do they not realise it?
Or do they just not give a fuck and the smell/feeling of crap all down their legs?

not really. ive never seen someone shit themselves in public

usa stands for united sharts of america

>According to the World Health Organization, in 2002, roughly 1,500 Americans diead of diarrheal illnesses

Not really, I've never seen it in my area. Many of those people are Chris-Chan-tier degenerates even by American standards, in any case.

>Every year, millions of Americans come down with the "stomach flu," or viral gastroenteritis. It can cause diarrhea, vomiting, cramps, fever, and headache. It’s also highly contagious.

Well, it's part of their culture, so it's not that big of a deal over there. Actually people don't usually even take notice of it.

t. been to USA several times

Apparently it's down to an additive used in cheap American food.

This is really scary

Have you seen what your average american eats? It's a wonder they haven't all died from dysentery already.

The best part is they actively shame buying regular non-convenience food. That is not an optimal solution.

didnt elvis die on the toilet?
our junk food would actually make you constipated

>Britney Spears never made a shitting porn
Dissapointed

I think Americans have an epidemic the're refusing to deal with because of social stigma and Wall-Marts have simply become an outlet, no pun intended, for that.

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