/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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Anyone ever fuck a hooker? What you pay and for what exactly

2nd for ohio

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nice dubs

Thank you for the check

howdy

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Post comfy /cum/ food

Got my dick sucked by a Chinese chick today

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what is that, avocado in a bowl of fucking water and cilantro?

is this a Sup Forums meme?

Why doesn't Obama just merge North and South Dakota and make Puerto Rico the 50th state?

I mean Puerto Ricans are practically Americans now anyway, and you wouldn't even need to change your flag!

Avocado? Looks interesting. I usually just apply it to toast.

why don't they just merge new zealand and australia

whoa awesome you got yellow fever too?

so cool man

love those subservient slants

yeah ching chong on my ding dong whoo

Trips tellls truth

what

Too healthy

Because they suck at rugby

we walked all the way too the lake too and my nads were sweaty

Story?

yeah man

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LETTING ANOTHER MAN BANG YOUR BITCH

You can't just merge two states together like its nothing, there's so much red tape

But I like the idea desu

It's chicken soup

It's pretty tasty, avocado tastes pretty good in vegetable soups. Also cool webm

We just walked too the lake and seemed like a good place for a blowy.Feels gud.

My absolute favorite dish on Earth. I could eat gumbo every day

Was she like ur gf or some random bitch? How did it get to that point

i don't like shrimp

Why did God make shrimp so delicious, but also so full of mercury and heavy metals?

Stop being sad

god has abandoned us

>i don't like shrimp
Pls

As punishment for mankind's arrogance

Just went to a dank Ramen joint and had Cold Noodle with Creamy Sesame Dressing.

to punish man for his hubris

Just a grill I met through my buddys gf. Apparently they met in Uni. She's been a flirt with me and I felt her bum on the walk and by the time we got too the lake she was feeling up my johnson and then went down on me. Successful day 2bh.

no

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fact: shrimp are the most spiritual animal

God is spelled with a capital G, heathen.

Nicely done, you're quite the stud

wait what

BBQ chicken and bacon pizza is objectively the best kind of specialty pizza

>tfw all the fucking Japanese restuarants are ran by chinks and suck here

Good shit, I want to eat this one day. Shrimp is my favorite on pretty much anything.

To punish us for our shrimp-induced gluttony

you have no future with those options

medieval studies seems the most useless so I voted for it

that was the point

Um, not if you want to be a professional knight.

had chicken and waffles for the first time today

felt like a blackie

I refuse to pick any of those out of principle. Go STEM you ogre.

Most the sushi places in California are run by Koreans. The quality varies a lot though.

i couldn't tell if he was being serious

never got the appeal. Tastes like chicken and waffles, so what?

waffles are the WHITE MANS food buddy.

Tilt me 1v1 right now knave

who's going to be able to build a trebuchet in the post-apocalypse

I am only asking this since a couple of years ago you needed months in advance to enter the US for like a week.

I just got my ESTA approved, that means I can enter the US for a couple of days and leave, right? I don't need neither a visa nor anything else, right?

The whole think took me minutes so I am a little nervous since it was so easy.

he was never with us

he just trolled the israelites for the lulz

>critics people who eat insects like crickets
>has no problem eating spider looking crustaceans like srimps and lobsters

When do /cum/ real nigga hours kick in?

I could move to dc or nova with the political degrees

yeah but it seems really cool

I have the wrong type of autism and I'm too deep in now

Midnite best coast time, 3 AM least coast time

I'm taking my driver's license test tomorrow buds
Hoping I don't have to sit around the DMV for hours

both are good

My biggest criticism of crickets is they aren't widely available here. They are really healthy protein and apparently taste like almonds. We are missing out, I think.

~1-2am east coast

westerners aren't even niggas

Have at thee Scoundrel

What are you planning to do here?

You heard me, Jorge. The things you love will hurt you every time.

it's THAT simple!

Or learn a trade.

You really want to get into politics? You should consider it if you have connections.

What state?

Florida has the easiest test

100% this

Visit New york for a day and then leave to Canada to study one semester there. Like I said, I am prety sure I only need the ESTA but I want to be extra sure since I am kinda of a fuck up guy

OK

let the bodies hit the floor

I bet you cowards dont even eat spotted black dick

>tfw failed my drivers test the first time because I didn't look both ways long enough at a stop sign.

>yeah but it seems really cool
Go to your uni's website, look at the courses for that major, find the required reading materials, and buy those instead. You'll save yourself a lot of time and effort.

taking mine this wednesday actually

and i live in florida
this is reassuring

Seafood in general disgusts me

Watching the Simpsons tbqh

>watching cigarette reviews on youtube while I'm trying to quit

is there honestly any reason to quit before 30 other than it being easier? I smoke like a pack a week of my own and whenever cigs are passed around at parties and other events. I've gone days/weeks/months with nothing and already it's been like a week.

Just quit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=p32OC97aNqc Yes!

vape instead

>is there honestly any reason to quit before 30 other than it being easier?

teeth dont decay, your lungs work better, you're lowering your chances of lung cancer...

No that's the whole point of ESTA is that you live in a (relatively) not third world country and can reasonably be expected to not be up to shady shit like working without a permit (Mexico).

Just relax. The nigger who gave me the test didn't even care that I didn't know about turn signals, or the rules of 4 way stops.

>buying textbooks
lmao i've saved hundreds by pirating those filthy jews money wasters
good thing too cause half the time you don't even fucking open the things.

where are the grills

>He doesn't vape

>Thinking shrimps and lobsters are disgusting
Shit taste famalam

You all got laid this weekend right?

What part?

407 here

I'm a grill teehee