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Anyone ever fuck a hooker? What you pay and for what exactly
2nd for ohio
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nice dubs
Thank you for the check
howdy
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Post comfy /cum/ food
Got my dick sucked by a Chinese chick today
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what is that, avocado in a bowl of fucking water and cilantro?
is this a Sup Forums meme?
Why doesn't Obama just merge North and South Dakota and make Puerto Rico the 50th state?
I mean Puerto Ricans are practically Americans now anyway, and you wouldn't even need to change your flag!
Avocado? Looks interesting. I usually just apply it to toast.
why don't they just merge new zealand and australia
whoa awesome you got yellow fever too?
so cool man
love those subservient slants
yeah ching chong on my ding dong whoo
Trips tellls truth
what
Too healthy
Because they suck at rugby
we walked all the way too the lake too and my nads were sweaty
Story?
yeah man
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LETTING ANOTHER MAN BANG YOUR BITCH
You can't just merge two states together like its nothing, there's so much red tape
But I like the idea desu
It's chicken soup
It's pretty tasty, avocado tastes pretty good in vegetable soups. Also cool webm
We just walked too the lake and seemed like a good place for a blowy.Feels gud.
My absolute favorite dish on Earth. I could eat gumbo every day
Was she like ur gf or some random bitch? How did it get to that point
i don't like shrimp
Why did God make shrimp so delicious, but also so full of mercury and heavy metals?
Stop being sad
god has abandoned us
>i don't like shrimp
Pls
As punishment for mankind's arrogance
Just went to a dank Ramen joint and had Cold Noodle with Creamy Sesame Dressing.
to punish man for his hubris
Just a grill I met through my buddys gf. Apparently they met in Uni. She's been a flirt with me and I felt her bum on the walk and by the time we got too the lake she was feeling up my johnson and then went down on me. Successful day 2bh.
no
decide my future /cum/
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fact: shrimp are the most spiritual animal
God is spelled with a capital G, heathen.
Nicely done, you're quite the stud
wait what
BBQ chicken and bacon pizza is objectively the best kind of specialty pizza
>tfw all the fucking Japanese restuarants are ran by chinks and suck here
Good shit, I want to eat this one day. Shrimp is my favorite on pretty much anything.
To punish us for our shrimp-induced gluttony
you have no future with those options
medieval studies seems the most useless so I voted for it
that was the point
Um, not if you want to be a professional knight.
had chicken and waffles for the first time today
felt like a blackie
I refuse to pick any of those out of principle. Go STEM you ogre.
Most the sushi places in California are run by Koreans. The quality varies a lot though.
i couldn't tell if he was being serious
never got the appeal. Tastes like chicken and waffles, so what?
waffles are the WHITE MANS food buddy.
Tilt me 1v1 right now knave
who's going to be able to build a trebuchet in the post-apocalypse
I am only asking this since a couple of years ago you needed months in advance to enter the US for like a week.
I just got my ESTA approved, that means I can enter the US for a couple of days and leave, right? I don't need neither a visa nor anything else, right?
The whole think took me minutes so I am a little nervous since it was so easy.
he was never with us
he just trolled the israelites for the lulz
>critics people who eat insects like crickets
>has no problem eating spider looking crustaceans like srimps and lobsters
When do /cum/ real nigga hours kick in?
I could move to dc or nova with the political degrees
yeah but it seems really cool
I have the wrong type of autism and I'm too deep in now
Midnite best coast time, 3 AM least coast time
I'm taking my driver's license test tomorrow buds
Hoping I don't have to sit around the DMV for hours
both are good
My biggest criticism of crickets is they aren't widely available here. They are really healthy protein and apparently taste like almonds. We are missing out, I think.
~1-2am east coast
westerners aren't even niggas
Have at thee Scoundrel
What are you planning to do here?
You heard me, Jorge. The things you love will hurt you every time.
it's THAT simple!
Or learn a trade.
You really want to get into politics? You should consider it if you have connections.
What state?
Florida has the easiest test
100% this
Visit New york for a day and then leave to Canada to study one semester there. Like I said, I am prety sure I only need the ESTA but I want to be extra sure since I am kinda of a fuck up guy
OK
let the bodies hit the floor
I bet you cowards dont even eat spotted black dick
>tfw failed my drivers test the first time because I didn't look both ways long enough at a stop sign.
>yeah but it seems really cool
Go to your uni's website, look at the courses for that major, find the required reading materials, and buy those instead. You'll save yourself a lot of time and effort.
taking mine this wednesday actually
and i live in florida
this is reassuring
Seafood in general disgusts me
Watching the Simpsons tbqh
>watching cigarette reviews on youtube while I'm trying to quit
is there honestly any reason to quit before 30 other than it being easier? I smoke like a pack a week of my own and whenever cigs are passed around at parties and other events. I've gone days/weeks/months with nothing and already it's been like a week.
Just quit.
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vape instead
>is there honestly any reason to quit before 30 other than it being easier?
teeth dont decay, your lungs work better, you're lowering your chances of lung cancer...
No that's the whole point of ESTA is that you live in a (relatively) not third world country and can reasonably be expected to not be up to shady shit like working without a permit (Mexico).
Just relax. The nigger who gave me the test didn't even care that I didn't know about turn signals, or the rules of 4 way stops.
>buying textbooks
lmao i've saved hundreds by pirating those filthy jews money wasters
good thing too cause half the time you don't even fucking open the things.
where are the grills
>He doesn't vape
>Thinking shrimps and lobsters are disgusting
Shit taste famalam
You all got laid this weekend right?
What part?
407 here
I'm a grill teehee