ALL RISE FOR THE AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

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SHART

IN

MART

MART

IN

>SHART SPANGLED BANNER

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they wouldn't play that in wal-mart

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PLOP

are you sick?

They'd shart in it, though

SHART HOME ALABAMA then?

For

WHERE THE AISLES ARE FILLED WITH POO

lol that's pretty good

>tfw no cheeky aussie bf to banter with

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MY FUCKING SIDES

POO ON AISLE TWO

SMELLY IN THE DELI

What ever dude, keep making up memes that don't happen in real life. In the end we'll always live in the greatest country on earth and all you can do is pathetically spout retarded memes behind your computer like the lonely NEET you are.

>tfw no aussie bf to shart on him

t. shartin McMartin

MY FUCKING SIDES
you probably sharted yesterday didnt you

>keep making up memes that don't happen in real life.
>Implying you've never used the emu meme

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t. butthurt septic

probably butthurt from that massive shart you took in walmart, eh?

I want to not like this joke, but I work in a supermarket and I had swamp ass all day and my undies had a poo stain

shart in mart not smart dudes

GROSSERING THE GROCERIES

DEFECATION IN THE GAS STATION

PLOP IN SHOP
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Did somebody get tired of hearing our anthem at the Olympics?

Nah, we're just fed up with you shitting your pants in Wallmart.

Or in general just shitting over everything.

Oh my fucking god

we only heard you sharting :^)

fucking kill yourself australia. Fuck you, this shit isn't even funny and that is flat out disrespectful. I am fucking done with Sup Forums forever if this trash continues. Literally r/Sup Forums

That's some moist banter m8

Almost as moist as the pants of a Yank in Walmart.

>BE AMERICAN

>SHART PANTS

t. butthurt septic

Also

>this shit

wew lad

It's not my fault that you're stupid enough to go to Wal-Mart.
If you were a relevant country you could stop it.
Glad you enjoyed it?

kek

I'm ok with this meme as long as it's not used to try and disprove a serious argument. It's pretty a much a non-issue after all

any more songs?

>if you were a relevant country

At least I'm not shitting my pants in Walmart

t. shartin McMartin

SHARTH
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Let it be known that i grilled burgers about shitting their pants before this hot new meme.

>it's only okay when we do the same to other countries

SHART

Top kek
Die Aussie scum

I love when inferior countries spam memes to try to make themselves feel better about their 700k mudhuts and 3rd world infrastructure. It truly is a blessing being born American. Well I have to go to bed now to get up for work, where I make a six figure salary.

>be american
>go to school like usual
>forget that today is monthly school shooting day
>run to hide in the toilet
>shart in hall

I support this post xD

was some right virtuosity

>t. shartin mcmartin

>Be American
>Get shart

>six figure salary
If it wasn't that, it would have been muh military.

Can't handle the bantz?

Oh man you sure showed us, let me go back to attempt to jump the border and get killed in the process.

MART

Nice trips

>MUH MICROSHARTS IN MICROMARTS

You missed quads. It's time to shart.

Wtf I love Japan now

>Amerdecans doing anything else but shating outside
At least we do something productive like smuggling drugs

Don't jump the border then lol

MEIN SEIDS

Indians can stand it like forever on poo in loo, why not murican, it's not even a week. Sharter snapped.

Getting (You)s as an American is the easiest thing right now

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Your stomach hurts, you need to shart;

But I won't let you near the mart!

Now away with you, fat Bruce;

Find another place to let the poo loose!

Americans will defecate this

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I'm starting to believe that being butthurt is a mandatory subject in American gradeschool.

Christ no wonder you can't stop sharting with such thin skin.

can someone sing a vocaroo for the jizz in my pants shart version?

HAHAHAHAH
Nice shart post.

t. Sharty McFly

THIS is the same person who had no problems spamming pooinloo for months

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Someone please record all the songs from that thread yesterday. Lots of good ones there.

notice all the replies are from asshurt Mexicans that had to go back and unfunny aussis that force their shit as usual.
I'm preparing myself for obligatory refugee posts

that's a pretty good idea actually

I can't believe people actually fall for this bait for the sole purpose of (you)'s.

10/10

THIS

I'll have you know I died for my country and am very offended by this. Now hand me a flag, I just sharted in my combat fatigues.

I kind of like having one cunt that has a license to shitpost. Keeps everyone else in check.

amazing art!