If you were given one thousand dollars to spend on a laptop what would you buy?

If you were given one thousand dollars to spend on a laptop what would you buy?

Cheapest IBM thinkpad on ebay, spend the rest on a gun to kill myself with.

Spend 70% on a desktop, and 30% on a throwaway laptop.

99% on desktop, 1% on drive to the dump to collect a laptop.

a bluetooth keyboard for my phone

something with a clit mouse and a viewing angle that doesn't invert colors after 8 degrees like most thinkpads

Stop being so hard on yourself bro, you made it this far.

That's not enough food for his fat ass.

MacBook

Fuckin Acer Predator Helios 300.
Its a huge beast for the price.

That was my favorite episode of JRE ever. I could listen to Paul talk about mycology all day.

X62.

Best HP Zbook I could get second-hand + spare battery.

Got one on black Friday for 900 usd

I'd get a Ryzen laptop or one of those insane dual cpu workstations, since I already have a laptop.

ThinkPad X62.

I would invest those thousands in bitcoin so that i could afford to make a better laptop.

I'm plannin to buy one but my local options are far expensive due to my location. I'll travel to Paraguay and buy one for 1250, what ya' think?
Can you tell one or more disavantages of this beautiful machine?

I love paul stamets. great, dedicated scientist.
Rogan can suck a dick though

>PowerBook G4 15" high-res
>256GB m.2 SSD in the main bay
>512GB SATA SSD in the optical bay
>2GiB of ram

And the battery last how long?

About 6h with a fresly rebuilt pack.

You bought his shrooms, didn't you

Is Dell Alienware 13 a good enough laptop?

i grew my own

>not dropping the thinkpad on your head from a high place to kill yourself
Faggot

Thinkpad x200, keep the rest of the money

laptops are shit but a lot of people in this thread are ignoring the premise. bad sports.

I'd buy the macbook air since it has the best resale value.

I'd put it towards a Let's Note CF-RZ6

How many refurbed thinkpads can I get for that?

Same, this things a beast, especially for 900. I could shill this thing all day

It's a bit on the bulkier side I guess. And I suppose battery life could've been a tad bit better, although still great on that too.

Dell M4800 + Thinkpad x220

Razer Blade Pro with extra battery packs
4K + G-sync
Gtx 1080
i7 7820hk

I'm just a sucker for laptop gaming, I play in between classes at my university, work in the mornings. So a thin laptop to carry around is a must.