>be American
>be part of a """"first world nation""""
>have shit infrastructure because your country is in literally trillions of debt
>have yearly school shootings
>niggers are violently protesting
>shills destroying the economy
>no free health care
>universities aren't subsidized, meanwhile fucking farms of all things are
>only tourism you get is from other americans
>on top of all of this, you shit your pants in supermarkets
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
godawful my man
>be american
>be first world
>forget to leave a tip
>get shot
SLIPPERY WET SHART IN MART
>be Canadian
>be American
really makes you think
>american
>first world
when will we stop trying to shitpost to fit in with australia
Embrace the meme.
damn
This. I find it deeply unsettling when Canadians are shitposting and it doesn't involve abusing us.
don't post napoléon you abo shitcunt
>universities aren't subsidized
COLLEGE SUBSIDIES CAUSED THE STUDENT LOAN CRISIS, YOU FOOL.
poor bantz 1/10
>Wanting to subsidize woman majoring in Women of Color Studies
don't be jelly, I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll be able to find your people sharting with kangaroos or something, then you can be part of the fun
You have added to my unsettledness.
This is just sad
This is why they always call us shitposters. Please refrain from making threads or use a proxy.
napoleon is italian though so you have no right to say that
Oh we've got Abbos. They're all about shitting in wrong places and getting poo where it shouldn't be.
We can abuse you if you would like.
I thought all of you other guys liked shart in mart?
No offense to Canadians, but any one guy embracing a meme should be considered a normal and healthy thing in this part of Sup Forums, right?
>>have shit infrastructure because your country is in literally trillions of debt
Infrastructure much better than ours
>>have yearly school shootings
country of 320 million
>>niggers are violently protesting
only fair point
>>shills destroying the economy
No... markets at alltime highs. Our economy is much worse. We're tied to oil
>>no free health care
it's not free we pay taxes and ours is very inefficient
>>universities aren't subsidized
So what, we have no toptier schools
>>only tourism you get is from other americans
Canadians and almost everywhere in the world
>>on top of all of this, you shit your pants in supermarkets
classic meme
Thanks, but it's just not the same. We know you give it a red hot go, but Canada has a kind of foaming at the mouth brand of autism that you'll just never quite master.
to anyone who doesn't understand
that labrador statue is actually a plastic donation box for seeing eye dogs, i haven't seen one in a decade but they used to be everywhere.
the aboriginal "human" is running away with said statue and any donations inside it
I am fairly sure that they would have worked most of or all of that out on their own.
yes but that's because you already knew what it was
I thought all of you other guys liked shart in mart?
No offense to Canadians, but any one guy embracing a meme should be considered a normal and healthy thing in this part of Sup Forums, right?
One actual thing I could say about this thread is that some people from Canada seem to complain about imports. I'm a nerd to I use some boards where people buy foreign stuff; sometimes I hear Canadians in particular complaining about buying things from outside of their country because it's so expensive. I can't remember whether this is due to shipping or currency imbalances.
No, it was very informative. Looking at the image with no context I had no idea what the statue was.
Nope I only understood when that guy explained it