/usa/ - USA General

Welcome: Fellow Americans
Not Welcome: Other Countries

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Stop trying to dump your leaves on us

it only took couple of days to break down murrican resistance and they are now hiding their own general.

weak.

poopydoo.

not welcome, back to your circlejerk generals or /caam/

watcha gonna do about it ya fuckin goof

We'll adopt some of them but only if they can be taught not to frogpost.

Well we've already officially seceded from /caam/, so enjoy the needless shitposting of Australia and Argentina instead of us. It's not like you want it to become a constructive general, however. All you want is shitposting circlejerks against America and shitty forced memes to be 95% of the posts, right?

SHART
IN
MART

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Let's dance, /cum/!

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>/caam/
SHART

Why didn't he were underwear?

SHART

He didnt wanna ruin his underwear after sharting

Sup mah nigga Teyshawn, how bout dat new Frank Ocean reccuhd huh

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kek

Shart in Mart lol

Shart
Who's the shit stained dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Shart!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would shit his pants for his brother man?
(Shart!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's feces all about
(Shart!)
Right on
You see this cat Shart is a bad stain
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shart
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
At church he wears clean pants borrowed from his woman
(John Shart)

Out.

SHART

I guess this what it feels like when the whole world gangs up and attacks you

>tfw every time I feel pressure on my bowels I panic and have horrifying visions about not being able to make it to the toilet in time

How do I deal with post-SHART stress disorder, /usa/?

If you can't handle the fire, get out of the kitchen.

>be Amerishart
>shart in mart

Hello I'm american

Based USA

Today is sharturday

Hi.

is this the DESIGNATED SHARTING THREAD?

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Why is everyone so mean to Canada

SHART TO THE MART

AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

YOU GIVE MALLS... A BAD SMELL

It's a quiet aisle, it's callin' your name
It's a lonely ride, I know how you hate it
Again and again, you're sharting all over
But Yankee my friend, it's not what it seems

Yankee D, how much there is to smell
Just open your ass and listen to me
Straight ahead, some green pants turn to brown
Oh why can't you smell, oh Yankee D

When you ride on home, is it shiftin' real close
Does it make you smell, well that's the way that it wants you
You're sloppy again, it's taken you over
You've been here before, why can't you hold on

Yankee D, how much there is to smell
Just open your ass and listen to me
Straight again, some green pants turn to brown
Oh why can't you smell, oh Yankee D

And when it falls on out, my sweet Yankee D
You can ride all night, and you know it'll be trailing
To chafe you again, it's smell is it's poison
Forever behind you, wherever you go

I wanted to do this one

What's up Americans?

t. amerishart

hey amerifarts
come join our /balk/ voicechat
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discord.gg/pRcDyKe

Worst thread ever

why do americans shart in the mart?

SHART IT DOWN

You make my sharts come true

*Sharts on you

youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w

for what reason did you believe this thread would work

MART'D

MORE LIKE SHART LMAO

What's the sound of one buttcheek sharting?

/deep

>makes fun of muricans about sharting while being sharted on by the muslam flood

Finally someone, who got seriously triggered by the shart meme. Thx m8, this thread was gold.

> is so butthurt about shitty memes that has to resort to ad hominems

>not triggered

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>tfw America mad
>tfw we just wanted to celebrate freedom
>tfw America can't accept their own culture

Fuck off, yank.