The French will defend this

>The French will defend this

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It's actually a success anywhere it is sold

SHART

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TWINGO

French cars are cheap for being Western

ideal car for the city

The French disgrace

>Buying a French car
Only Fiat makes worst cars.

what is it

a wheeled bin

there is nothing wrong with a twingo

it is the beloved car of /o/

I wish I had one of this

Old Renault are the best youtube.com/watch?v=aPPsVo2902A

t. owner of a 300 000 km R21

does the american version have a shart compartment?

>Beauf detected

You do not respect nature

Jesus Christ, My nan used to have a twingo back when I was in year 9 till year 11. I used to duck down every time she used to drop me off at school so no one would see me in it.

American cars are even worse than ours.

German cars are expensive (too expensive for what it is) and not very reliable.

Japanese cars are reliable, but they feel cheap like a French car, and if you've got a problem, it will be hard or costly to repair (except Toyota).

So it makes sense to buy a French car (for us), since they're mediocre but more economic and more practical than almost all the competition.

Twingo sucks though.

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they were not sold in the US

however in one year's time they will be legal for import which i assume some autist from /o/ will import one for the memes

however if a shart compartment was an option i would gladly take it

I will never buy a French car.

I cant resist!

Also Japanese cars are ugly as sin, even Lexus.

Only mechanics and old men would like to get in in that shit
Pic related is best car if you want to get pussies

BUT THE MIATA IS THE BEST!

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Best renault's car wasn't made by Renault, but by Matra.

Sorry just forgot to post da pic

Tell us the car maker of your heart. BMW?

>shart compartment

No need for this since Twingo is shart on wheels.

Japanese and German cars.

twingo is
CUTE
U
T
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>fiat
FIAT = Fix It Again Tony

Fiat tried to get into the US market in the seventies, but the reliability was too bad by even Chrysler standards.

Now Fiat owns the worst American car company, and they are back in the US. Hipsters love those 500s, even though Fiat is literally the second-worst make sold in the US after Smart cars.

Because you want to be a special snowflake and not a beauf with his Renault? Because France sucks? Tell us your reasoning, the world is reading you.

Mum got one of these today desu, it's a nice car.

kek
But to be honest Mini Coopers have taken this market in here

You needn't to be so mad because I don't want to buy a shitty car only by nationalism.

you will buy that twingo and you will enjoy it fucking francophobic faggot

Not even mad, just explain your reasoning. Why do you gather Japanese AND German cars together in the same superior bracket? What car do you want to buy?

Because you make it sound like Mitsubishi is superior to Peugeot (not really), or Nissan to Renault (literally the same company).

Fiat also owns:

>Maserati (whose affordable cars will probably be a success)
>Ferrari
>Alfa Romeo (a.k.a. JUST: the brand)
>Lancia (who the hell buys this???)
>Abarth (same question with even more question marks??????????)

Abarths are shit, at least in the US. Also, it's totally irrelavant that they own Ferrari. Fiats are shitty cars, that's what matters. Objectively they are among the least reliable, which is the most important thing in a car.

>Espace
>good

>and not very reliable
u wot m8

Metal-death-box master race reporting in.

BEHOLD

Twingo is cute
The car is smiling

>FIAT = Fix It Again Tony
Kek, here it is FIAT = Fehler in allen Teilen, means faults in all parts.

Reliability is only important for Americans.

Here we generally cover shorter distances, and repair shops are everywhere.

Not that we like unreliable cars, but reliability is not the primordial criterion of choice for European buyers.

He knows, shut the thread down.

My family has always ever bought Renaud

Excellent quality for relatively low price
Loads of garages and repair shops
Good second-hand cars

Renaud is goat, renationalisation naow

Was thinking about VW in particular, whose reliability is consistently below average.

>Renaud

repair shops are everywhere here too, but if you're driving an unreliable car it's not an 'if', it's a 'when' and 'how much is it going to cost' situation for breakdowns

unless i get rich i'm only going to drive toyotas

Renault*

Both are bretty good

I think VW is only bad in the US. They are mostly manufactured in Mexico, where they have a lot of QC problems. No one I know with a VW has had a good time.

renaud isn't though
he aged badly, he's pretty much a sad old man making a fool of himself now, like gainsbourg
he should have died when he was young

Peugeot > tout

Old Gainsbourg = best Gainsbourg pêh

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i get the appeal but look at this, from your clip

what a fucking disgrace

>PSA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>500

Spotted the faggot, did you suck dick today?

and he used to be a proper young man i mean wtf
not to mention the weird shit with his daughter

he also bothered to actually SING
not the whole "i will just speak mysteriously with my cigarette voice"
youtube.com/watch?v=IzuTdVJG-ck

not to mention he did actual poetry back then not just sex sex alcohol sex sex alcohol sex alcohol sex

no really old gainsbourg was just sad

Aren't Volkswagen cars reliable?

Are French cars and Fiat only driven by old middle class women and effeminate borderline "men" in your country too or is it just a unique pattern only observed in Japan?

>Volkswagen
>reliable

TWINGO A CUTE

>he used to be a proper young man i mean wtf
He just looked like anyone in 1960.

>not to mention the weird shit with his daughter
It's the best part of his career pêh.

>"i will just speak mysteriously with my cigarette voice"
>sex alcohol sex
Clichés.

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Volkswagen isn't that much worse than other brands

They feel upmarket and high quality but are terribly unreliable and too expensive to maintain for what they are, at least over here in Japan and some other regions where VW cars aren't imported from Europe and mostly come with automatic trannies.

I guess their manual cars are rather durable and if you live in the EU repair parts should be cheaper

the cars in your picture are mostly for women I guess, but the french also make some vans and other practical vehicles that are used as work cars by tradesmen and the like.

We also make decent sedans and SUVs.

Pic related, the Peugeot 508. Good middle class car for the money.

Nah in here the police and the military have the legal obligation to buy Renault or another French constructor

Who cares about your car lmao

Looks like a chinese piece of shit.

t. Chubby sharter VW Gol driver
How many lights have you put today on your greasy cheap tuned car you useless cuck

So by power of deduction, British cars are the best then

Also, you can't say this is just "speaking mysteriously":

youtube.com/watch?v=m30O27UBRiM

t. Fiat 500 driver
Don't even need to add any insult to it lmao

british cars are just a non-option

Just get a Toyota then.

This is also made in France.

>British cars

Toyota cars look like pure shart.

French stuff is just as cheap but looks better in general.

No

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my 307 fell to bits

We've got 3 French cars and all of them are between 8 and 10 years old
We haven't had any problems with the older ones, and with the newer one we haven't had it for that long

As long as you try to service a car on a regular basis, it should treat you well

SHARTEN IN WAGEN

Yes. Have one.

Get a Hilux and rep the terrorist look. Hot in France I hear.

>Peugeot 508
It's not even luxurious but very overpriced
People go German after seeing the price tag...

German cars: Shitskins and tryhards
American cars: Auto enthousiasts
Asian cars: No idea
French cars: Normal fags

what cars exactly

Nissan, Toyota and Honda all build cars here
If you drive a Ford anywhere in the world, there is a 1/3 chance that it's engine is British
If you are a celebrity you buy a Range Rover by default

Xsara Picasso
C1
Clio

what engine in the picaso

where do you live Norfolk

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Post a racecar version of your car.

1.6 petrol
No where near Norfolk

I've been genuinely interested in importing one of these and modding the fuck out of it.

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Moskvitch Aleko, a Soviet copy of a Simca 1307.

Simca is French

Did you actually feel identified with my post? ROFL
There's no exist such a cringe thing than people who pimps their cars