German "toilets"

>german "toilets"

Is this why they have a scat fetish?

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Well, at least you don't do it in the mart.

they don't have toilets in marts? I hate germany now

It makes sense desu

they just really like the backsplash from sitzpinkeling
I'm told it feels very "german"

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At least they dont spray water into their anus like the subhumans do.

>they
are you a Greek?

>hygiene is subhuman

Well, you won't get piss&shitwater splashed all over your ass with this invention.

Actually, this is the best thing that ze germans ever gave to the humanity, ever.

why do muslims hate water so much?

Water is what Muslims wash themselves with.

why would you get water splashed over your ass? is your toilet that shallow?

>Not putting some paper in the toilet before you go preventing splashback.

this desu

Zizek explains. Listen and learn something.

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Why wouldn't you want the splash back? It's like a free bidet

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How else are you going to inspect your poop without an inspection shelf?

What are you ladies?

THIS, also how long do you have to hold it in for it to come out with enough strenght it causes any backsplash at all? I don't care to google what healthy defecation is like (I'm sure there's plenty of sites in German) but I'm sure it isn't small pieces like a fucking rabbit. Now if you're being forced to piss down sitting like a faggot that might be a different configuration.

Also this, even if you don't use a bidet how hard is it to shower? A refreshing shower to start your day, particularly if you exercise in the morning, and one before going to bed or out in the evening is not that bad of a lifestyle choice.

They do it on the shelf

Does the water flow really flush the shit away from that cup?

yeps
hydraulic strength and newton's law, you know. really makes you think...

Yes, unless your shit lies exactly parallel to the water flow and has been setting for half an hour.

If it weren't the case, why would this type of toilet still exist? Really makes you think.

I remember my first shit in a German toilet, about 4 days after I moved to Munich to work for a year back in college. I couldn't shit for the first few days because I was moving around from house to house staying with friends and looking for work. Day four or five I got an apartment in Geising and started work in BMW. Took a massive dump to celebrate as my guts finally relaxed.

It was like a five year olds arm. Took photos to prove it on my landlords Polaroid.

Good old Germany, where i took my biggest ever shit.

>Actually, this is the best thing that ze germans ever gave to the humanity, ever.
what about communism?

Footnote - We later found an enormous stash of photos of our landlord with his cock out and posted them to all the other apartments in the block when he fucked us over on the deposit. Cunt.

nah, you are not that sufisticated:P

now this is pure faggotry, i tell you.

I'd leave this thread if I were a britfag right now.

lets you inspect for issues

why are male toilets always so wet

why

Pubs after midnight. Really fucks with your range attacks.

Looks like a toilets in the old soviet trains 2bh

It's Grobar in Soho, go and see for yourself.

>he doesn't stop to appreciate his shit before he flushes it down

christ yuros are backwards