/slavwife2016/ edition
/brit/
janny
anime
Riding a bicycle is nicer than driving a car imo 2bh lads
bigot
don't think the cleansman will like this
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dammit why the fuck am i posting in this stupid thread again
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My Slav gf is better looking desu
I've never understood the bellends who cycle to work, they just end up marinating in their own sweat all day.
Are you the brit who posted pics of his slav gf like a year ago?
can (You) wrap your thumb and index finger around your wrist and make them touch?
At what age do your wrists stop growing?
Deep fried Bounty
Can't stand that cunt, every time one of his guests says something he disagrees with he pussies out of the debate
>having small wrists
All my KEK
The size of your wrists are DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL with your chances of earning over £100k before your 30s
/irishgf2016/ is not going well lads
They're so obnoxious that they don't actually realise they're making their coworkers gag every day from inhaling their BO, leaving their sweaty lycra everywhere and dragging their muddy bike all over the floor.
CAN MY FAMILY HAVE THE LIVING ROOM TELLY ANY LOUDER FUCKING HELL
Yes
I can even wrap my finger and pinky around my wrist and make them touch
Kill me
you're born with full sized wrists
Can't imagine spending thousands every year to maintain a cuckmobile
Melts
>He's too nice
Ugh, boys.
can do it on both wrists simultaneously with thumb+little finger
legitimate way to tell if you have high test is if your second toe is longer than your big toe
psycnet.apa.org
as well, men with longer ring fingers than index fingers on average have bigger penises than men with the opposite
healthland.time.com
I posted one of her arse about 3 months ago
if you can ACTUALLY wrap your index finger around your wrist and touch your thumb then you should just off yourself
I'm ugly
Oh shit I can do this too
Well, I guess it's suicide time for this one
gross
delete this
hmm
oh the tv that they bought and are watching in the house that they bought?
wind your neck in you limp noodle.
>visible knob
whew, just tried it and I can't
then again I do have small hands haha
What if I have really long fingers and I can just barely touch.
Yes
Wew
>In 1660, Thomas Urquhart, the Scottish aristocrat, polymath and first translator of François Rabelais's writings into English, is said to have died laughing upon hearing that Charles II had taken the throne.
it's not that funny
He's quite likeable I find, but intellectually out of his league with most of his guests.
Like the ears and nose, a person's wrists never stop growing. They keep getting bigger until the day they day.
i have tiny wrists and ankles but my second toe is bigger
/brit/ at its worst atm
too many smug 16y olds and nonsense
and your penis size?
how the fuck do you cycle when it's pouring rain every day in denmark even in the middle of the summer?
Devout Cromwell fan or ecstatic royalist?
>His wrists aren't THICC from working with tools
>hating on traps
benders out
What's her name?
>as well, men with longer ring fingers than index fingers on average have bigger penises than men with the opposite
who /samesizemasterrace/ here?
in most cities commuting by bike is literally quicker than by car
6x5
Overheard some guy at work saying "Reddit is so much better than Sup Forums". One of the worst things about working in IT is that you're surrounded by normies who think they're hardcore internet enthusiasts when they're barely scraping the surface.
Phew, guess the small wrists are just a fluke.
Not being funny but if you actually had the balls to say that to me in real life without melting I would make you eat the pavement before you had the chance to piss your pants.
yeah I bet you've worked a lot of tools you gay twat
>her
who /thinneck/ here
may as well just end myself
and your index finger and ring finger size
no respect if you can't deadlift at least 400lbs
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Walking to work is better than cycling, driving or taking public transport.
>Relaxing and healthy
>Free unlike carcucks and cyclecucks who pay hundreds or even thousands for their transport/equipment
>Improves posture
>Low intensity so you don't reek of sweat all day like cyclecucks or have to wear stupid gay lycra
>You don't go infertile like cyclecucks from putting loads of pressure on your gooch all day
>You don't have to sit next to smelly pakis or rely on late buses like public transport cucks
*walks past you with a big smug smile on my face*
royalist it seems
he fought with charlie
A lot of work too do building your cuckshed
>tfw can only deadlift 399lbs
ah yes let me just walk 50 miles to london every day, very healthy
who wants pictures of my runty wrists
Why do you think I would tell you?
I am literally foaming at the mouth in anticipation of seeing your wrists
Post em up laddie, asap
don't think anyone who litters their posts with "cuck" has anything valuable to say
I miss when 'fag' was the go-to adjective for all teens
Because I think I fucked her.
Whereabouts are you from?
might skip the wank tonight and go straight to the boxed wine & fall asleep
My forearms are thinner than my wrists.
actually meant it was the lads knob but on closer inspection it was the tights on her heel
What a nice story 2bqh
Post your wrists boi
>lbs
FOY
cars are for runts
Absolute scenes right here lads
first decent post I've seen from a canadian on here
british """"""""""outlets""""""""""""
>having small wrists
LMAO
Enjoy never being able to fully turn a woman on, cucks
ring finger is way bigger
Sitting in a metal cage all day to get to work has clearly made you an angry and bitter person, I can tell by your passive aggressive comment. Won't waste any time on arguing with you my friend :))
It's just a silly little funny suffix, hehe, are you really that angry about me walking?
cucks
what if you drive a classic and have a special appreciation for driving your car
Haha
Not that small r-right guys
those are danish
our outlets scientifically proven to be the best and safest in the world
>boxed wine
Doubtful, she'd only been in the country for a couple of weeks before I met her and she told me I'm the first guy she's been with after her divorce.
Yeah I walk 1.5 miles a day each way to work, not always fun though
How do I motivate myself to exercise? Even if I do get a fit body, I'll still be an autistic manlet with a small dick so it's not like exercising would help me get laid.
The more important question:
What size are your feet?
12 US / 11.5 UK / 46.5 EU here
had my first car crash today
it was a stupid bint who didn't look and scraped the side of my car
just a tiny scratch but she told me she didn't have insurance so i persuaded her to pay me £100
no idea about cars but is that enough to get a scratch (about 6 inches long, half an inch thick) fixed?
i have her reg so i might report her too kek
ah right are we doing handposting again?
i'd let you finger me
Get a load of this ninnys wrists
that's different
classic cars are nice and fun to drive and a valid hobby to have
corsas and focuses are absolute runtmobiles on the other hand
Same but like said
I can't do it that often. Plus its pretty hilly where i live
Hold me
>boxed wine
>not drinking canned wine
fucking wristlets LEAVE THIS THREAD