Serious question for masterraces

Who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?

*farts*

R A R E
FLA G

>american education

oh wow another one
R A R E

who /shart/ masterrace here?

RARE
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>Indians don't poo in loo
>Americans shart their pants in the mart
>French shit their pants while running
>Bulgarians pee their pants
I love this

>i need to shitpost memes to make myself feel better since I live in a third world country shithole.

*slowly walks to him unnoticed*

I unironically sharted the other day
Couldn't even believe it

Hadn't eaten anything in close to 24h besides beer and some weird blue alcoholic drink at a party, result was green (from the blue stuff) diarrhea, and I only realized it after a wet fart.

>shithole

Just like Walmart?

Why aren't you moving your arms?

Have to admit, I wouldn't look at that guy not one single time, even if he was right in front of me.

Did you shit yourself so you could post a picture of it

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Hey

Bit too close, thanks.

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*teleports behind you*

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Feeling somewhat uncomfortable at this point.

Would you mind stepping back a bit?

Really appreciate it thanks.